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allen or preorder

NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
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guys they are at it again :(

alien vs. predator: retarded subtitle

why can't they just settle their differences and kiss

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On the one hand, it is a really dumb subtitle

    On the other hand, I am so glad they're making it R-rated this time

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    IT SAYS ITS R RATED

    YESSSSSSSSSS

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Plus it looks like that trailer gives away a lot of the death scenes, so boo to that

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    i hope the aliens kick ass in this one

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The part with the double shoulder guns was great.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    predator

    anyone who says differently is a gay and also they are wrong

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    having sex with your face

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    predator

    anyone who says differently is a gay and also they are wrong

    Seriously. Any dude with a machine gun can take out a dozen Xenomorphs.

    Predators are like the greatest hunters in the universe and, if they somehow fuck up, they can just kill everything in a nuclear explosion.

    However, Danny Glover did manage to kill one.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Wayans brothers got their inspiration from Danny Glover

    WHITE CHICKS

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    RighteRighte Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My vote goes to the hypnotoad

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    predator

    anyone who says differently is a gay and also they are wrong

    brrzzt wrong answer, it's aliens

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh look, he's gay and wrong, just as I suspected

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bongi is pretty right here you know.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this movie is going to be so bad

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    oh look, he's gay and wrong, just as I suspected

    you're 50% there

    which is pretty unsurprising, given that you only have half a brain

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anyone that actually thinks there is going to be a serious contest as to which race wins is pretty retarded

    Like the people that placed bets on Freddy vs Jason

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I bet the humans win, after the female lead takes off her top. And the guy who warned everybody that the aliens and the predators were coming and was laughed out of the bar, but he was right and knows what to do.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    predator

    anyone who says differently is a gay and also they are wrong

    brrzzt wrong answer, it's aliens

    While the Alien movies were better than the Predator movies and xenomorphs are hella cool, a Predator wins hands down in a fight.

    Now an Alien Queen vs. a Predator? That would be kickass fight.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Anyone that actually thinks there is going to be a serious contest as to which race wins is pretty retarded

    Like the people that placed bets on Freddy vs Jason

    I said Jason and he won didn't he

    who carried whose head home

    that's right Jason won and I knew he would

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    SA wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    predator

    anyone who says differently is a gay and also they are wrong

    brrzzt wrong answer, it's aliens

    While the Alien movies were better than the Predator movies and xenomorphs are hella cool, a Predator wins hands down in a fight.

    Now an Alien Queen vs. a Predator? That would be kickass fight.

    you're as dumb as dumbwam

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Queen Vs. Predator

    travelin' at the speed of liiiiight

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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this movie is going to be so bad
    Well no shit.

    But at least this time we get the violence we've come to expect from them.

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    musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I may have to pop in the AvP DVD which of course I own to check, but that was an alien queen the predator stabbed in the face at the end of the first one.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Anyone that actually thinks there is going to be a serious contest as to which race wins is pretty retarded

    Like the people that placed bets on Freddy vs Jason

    I said Jason and he won didn't he

    who carried whose head home

    that's right Jason won and I knew he would

    It's not even a question

    You know Jason was going to win, just like you know Predators are going to win

    Movies always always go for the one the audience can sympathize more with

    Shit, AvP was close to having a human/Predator love scene

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Alien vs. Predator vs. Lizzie Maguire

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    a righteous battle

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I would pay to see that movie. Because she got really really hot.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I choose the spunky single mother who succeeds where the entire U.S. Army fails.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    she got skeletal and wore more black makeup, that's not very hot

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    she got skeletal and wore more black makeup, that's not very hot

    hugs for you

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, she was on a magazine cover last month, and goddamn it was hot. Not skeletal at all.
    Do not say things like this.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    she got skeletal and wore more black makeup, that's not very hot

    hugs for you
    hey, why haven't I met you yet? Were you at the convention yesterday?

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, I could care less if the story is shit. I want the blood and gore I was expecting from AvP. That is, until I heard it was PG-13, but now there is hope for all the blood and gore they can stuff into 90 minutes.

    Really, if there is no story and they just throw aliens, predators, and humans into a giant arena Id be happy. If the story is actually good? Then it will be a lovely bonus, but that won't happen.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Alien vs Predator vs John McClane

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Man, I could care less if the story is shit. I want the blood and gore I was expecting from AvP. That is, until I heard it was PG-13, but now there is hope for all the blood and gore they can stuff into 90 minutes.

    Really, if there is no story and they just throw aliens, predators, and humans into a giant arena Id be happy. If the story is actually good? Then it will be a lovely bonus, but that won't happen.

    It'll be fine, but I highly doubt it's going to have the greatest story... hell, none of them really had that. I mean it's not like some sort of Senatorial conspiracy where the humans are developing an Alien army and the Predators not only stop the Aliens in time, but also get the president impeached for it.

    ...right?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    ok I was prepared to make a joke about direct to video but this actually looks like it could be decent

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Man, I could care less if the story is shit. I want the blood and gore I was expecting from AvP. That is, until I heard it was PG-13, but now there is hope for all the blood and gore they can stuff into 90 minutes.

    Really, if there is no story and they just throw aliens, predators, and humans into a giant arena Id be happy. If the story is actually good? Then it will be a lovely bonus, but that won't happen.

    It'll be fine, but I highly doubt it's going to have the greatest story... hell, none of them really had that. I mean it's not like some sort of Senatorial conspiracy where the humans are developing an Alien army and the Predators not only stop the Aliens in time, but also get the president impeached for it.

    ...right?

    The impeachment will be in the third movie.

    Aliens vs Predators vs Ewoks

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No guys

    Aliens would win

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The thing about the Xenos is that theres usually a trillion of them. And when they mob rush you its kinda hard to kill them all. If we're talking one on one? Then the predator will fuck that alien up.

    Now, for 100 nerd-points... what is the Predator's species called?

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