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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
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    VS.
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    Aliens v. Predator v. Jesus?

    MAY GOD SMITE YE BLASPHEMER

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    are they?

    what will it be like i wonder

    it better not be a pushover that's all

    It's the giant alien in the trailer that looks almost like a Queen (notice the tusks)

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I am actually surprised by the trailer.


    Looks like it's gonna be more wanton slaughter and grudge matches than humans with some Predators and Aliens every once in a while.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Are some aliens naturally better than others? In the first avp one alien snuffed two predators

    Also, Arnold single handedly defeated a predator

    oh god all this movie fantasy is making my head spin

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    Are some aliens naturally better than others? In the first avp one alien snuffed two predators

    Also arnold single handedly defeated a predator

    well some aliens have plot devices built in

    these can expand its survivability exponentially!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think there's some mumbo jumbo about aliens taking on some of the characteristics of whatever species they burst out of. Didn't that one Alien come out of a Predator? So it would be better than an Alien from a human or osmething. I don't know, its kinda dumb but kinda awesome too.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    aliens that come out of a dog are quadrupeds

    so, yeah they take on features of the host they infest

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Everyone here has AIDS. Wet, sticky AIDS.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
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    was that one of the ripley clones they made

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
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    was that one of the ripley clones they made

    It was a clone of Ripley that they impregnated a Queen with and

    You know it's just better to not bring up Alien Resurrection at all

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    Are some aliens naturally better than others? In the first avp one alien snuffed two predators

    That was the fucking Rambo of Xenomorphs

    Seriously, best Alien ever

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    Alien-4-2.jpg

    was that one of the ripley clones they made

    It was a clone of Ripley that they impregnated a Queen with and

    You know it's just better to not bring up Alien Resurrection at all

    well, it did help alien 3 look better

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It could have been good.

    They just fucked it up though, and impressively so.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Predator versus Alien is just a massive analogy for the gender wars. Think about it. The Alien represents the penis. It's head is a phallus. It rapes you violently to reproduce. Hell, it even raped that one chick with the cowboy boots in the first movie. And at the end it is always a woman that overcomes violent male dominance.

    The predator is the exact opposite. It represents feminism at its most extreme. The predator is a hunter that doesn't kill women or children, but specializes in killing big, strong men with guns. It strives to destroy machismo wherever it may be. And it only shows up during the hottest years. Hot flashes, anyone? Furthermore, it's face is just a giant toothed vagina, representing the ultimate fear of any straight man.

    Ergo, Alien versus Predator is actually just a more palatable presentation of Penis versus Vagina.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Give this man a degree

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Predator versus Alien is just a massive analogy for the gender wars. Think about it. The Alien represents the penis. It's head is a phallus. It rapes you violently to reproduce. Hell, it even raped that one chick with the cowboy boots in the first movie. And at the end it is always a woman that overcomes violent male dominance.

    The predator is the exact opposite. It represents feminism at its most extreme. The predator is a hunter that doesn't kill women or children, but specializes in killing big, strong men with guns. It strives to destroy machismo wherever it may be. And it only shows up during the hottest years. Hot flashes, anyone? Furthermore, it's face is just a giant toothed vagina, representing the ultimate fear of any straight man.

    Ergo, Alien versus Predator is actually just a more palatable presentation of Penis versus Vagina.

    whoever wins

    we lose

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Give this man a degree

    In stupid.

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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey guys

    You don't have to watch that low-res trailer on some site I've never heard of

    Here's a high-res one

    http://media.movies.ign.com/media/746/746237/vids_1.html
    Click "High-Res" under "Watch It Now"

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Give this man a degree

    In stupid.
    Thank you for contributing nothing.

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Give this man a degree

    In stupid.
    Thank you for contributing nothing.

    You're welcome.

    Seriously tho, we're all just dicking around right? We're not serious about this are we?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    penguin you are the best and don't believe nothing different

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Im still holding out for Jawas Vs. Ewoks:The revengening featuring Bruce Campbell.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Predator versus Alien is just a massive analogy for the gender wars. Think about it. The Alien represents the penis. It's head is a phallus. It rapes you violently to reproduce. Hell, it even raped that one chick with the cowboy boots in the first movie. And at the end it is always a woman that overcomes violent male dominance.

    The predator is the exact opposite. It represents feminism at its most extreme. The predator is a hunter that doesn't kill women or children, but specializes in killing big, strong men with guns. It strives to destroy machismo wherever it may be. And it only shows up during the hottest years. Hot flashes, anyone? Furthermore, it's face is just a giant toothed vagina, representing the ultimate fear of any straight man.

    Ergo, Alien versus Predator is actually just a more palatable presentation of Penis versus Vagina.

    So in this scenerio, the way a chest burster rips through the body violently to birth itself is a damnation of every male child ever born?

    Born from violence to grow into a more violent being over time?

    And facehuggers are basically the statment that all sex from men is rape?

    And that once their sexual energy is released, they die off?

    Suggesting that sexual energy is something that drives us all?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you know it began as a joke but seriously it makes sense in a way

    like dude

    my mind is blown

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dude, the matrix is like totally possible dude.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Give this man a degree

    In stupid.
    Thank you for contributing nothing.

    You're welcome.

    Seriously tho, we're all just dicking around right? We're not serious about this are we?
    Imma gonna kill you.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Give this man a degree

    In stupid.
    Thank you for contributing nothing.

    You're welcome.

    Seriously tho, we're all just dicking around right? We're not serious about this are we?
    Imma gonna kill you.

    Flip a coin

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Give this man a degree

    In stupid.
    Thank you for contributing nothing.

    You're welcome.

    Seriously tho, we're all just dicking around right? We're not serious about this are we?
    Imma gonna kill you.

    Flip a coin

    Wash yer hands

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Give this man a degree

    In stupid.
    Thank you for contributing nothing.

    You're welcome.

    Seriously tho, we're all just dicking around right? We're not serious about this are we?
    Imma gonna kill you.

    Flip a coin
    Captured Bolt Pistol'd

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Predator versus Alien is just a massive analogy for the gender wars. Think about it. The Alien represents the penis. It's head is a phallus. It rapes you violently to reproduce. Hell, it even raped that one chick with the cowboy boots in the first movie. And at the end it is always a woman that overcomes violent male dominance.

    The predator is the exact opposite. It represents feminism at its most extreme. The predator is a hunter that doesn't kill women or children, but specializes in killing big, strong men with guns. It strives to destroy machismo wherever it may be. And it only shows up during the hottest years. Hot flashes, anyone? Furthermore, it's face is just a giant toothed vagina, representing the ultimate fear of any straight man.

    Ergo, Alien versus Predator is actually just a more palatable presentation of Penis versus Vagina.

    So in this scenerio, the way a chest burster rips through the body violently to birth itself is a damnation of every male child ever born?

    Born from violence to grow into a more violent being over time?

    And facehuggers are basically the statment that all sex from men is rape?

    And that once their sexual energy is released, they die off?

    Suggesting that sexual energy is something that drives us all?

    futurama sex bot episode

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so like the tactical nuke strapped to the predator's arm it uses in case of death is like

    splitting your assets 50/50 with your ex wife stating you can't truly win unless you cut off the arm

    what does arm signify

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what does acid blood signify

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so it's true that Arnold did beat women

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    what does acid blood signify

    Clearly the corrosive nature that runs through a males blood that keeps them from not destroying things like relationships and fuels their sex driven mindless violent tendencies.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    what does acid blood signify

    Clearly the corrosive nature that runs through a males blood that keeps them from not destroying things like relationships and fuels their sex driven mindless violent tendencies.

    ok but what does arm signify

    cutting off the arm

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't want to see this new AvP movie.

    But I want to see this new AvP movie.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    never put salt in your eyes

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    what does acid blood signify

    Clearly the corrosive nature that runs through a males blood that keeps them from not destroying things like relationships and fuels their sex driven mindless violent tendencies.

    ok but what does arm signify

    cutting off the arm

    The bomb arm?

    Its PMS.

    That goes off, you don't want to be any where near it.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The predator's willingness to destroy rather than to make peace represents the radical feminist's desire to live in a male-free society that, would basically end up destroying itself within a generation.

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