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Dating

claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
What are some good dates to take girls on? Something other than a movie. I'm back in college and I'm not that imaginative on dating ideas. Also, if you have a funny story or want to vent about dating you can do that here. Just give an idea for a date first.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Try a movie.


    Thats a good first date.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A drink.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anal is always a good first date.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sometimes i do it month day year

    sometimes i do it day month year

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Go to a protest. Or a museum.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go to an antiabortion protest

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    webber wrote: »
    Go to a protest. Or a museum.

    or you could go protest a museum!

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mudwrestling

    sky diving

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  • claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm 19 so no bars or anything.

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  • claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    mudwrestling

    sky diving

    sky diving is expensive. would I be expected to pay for her? and that would be like two weeks into dating at the earliest

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    I'm 19 so no bars or anything.

    wuss

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go to an antiabortion protest

    Hum along to music videos with kazoos.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go to the winchester

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Get two kazoos and kazoo along to your favorite songs on MTV.

    Pray next to eachother

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh goddamnit webber, fuck you.

    Fuck you in your ass.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go to the winchester

    you had me at 'go to the winchester'

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go to a corn shucking contest

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sorry Filler. I'll bake you a pie to make up for it.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Take her to an old fashioned apple pick and see who can find the shiniest red apple.

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  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Take her to something classy, like a donkey show or a public execution.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Take her to an old fashioned apple pick and see who can find the shiniest red apple.

    kinky

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    a gay bar

    that way you don't have to worry about competition

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Swear to god, my friends friend did this to a girl on a date once.

    His truck had those manual roll up windows, so while they were driving, he yells 'WINDOW RACE!' and starts rolling the window up as fast as possible.

    Do that.

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    You could always go the route of SkullMan. And here, before everyone asks:

    The plan was for me to pick her up a little before seven and we'd go to the movie. Beyond that, I had some possible ideas (get some food, whatever) based on how the movie went. I picked her up around 6:45, following the poor directions I'd been given. The ride to the theater was alright; we talked about mutual friends and john cusak movies. I paid for the tickets and drinks. At this point, everything is ok.

    We sit down, and she puts her feet up on the seat in front of her. Then she starts laughing. I ask what's funny, as I'm expected to, and she tells me the position of her feet reminds her of being at the gynecologist. I chuckle, but then she goes into a long description of how she was nervous the first time, and that her doctor was a "huge black guy with gentle fingers." At this point, I'm a little wary, but we're both pretty quiet for the rest of the film, and, enheartened, I suggest we get something to eat. "Sure," she says. "Let's gank some food!" This is something I begin to notice, her using WoW expressions in general conversation. I am told, at one point, to stoo-foo (STFU)

    It is during dinner conversation that I realize I'm on a date with a lunatic.

    I cannot completely recreate the experience, rather, I will list for you the topics of conversation, all of which she was vehemently in support of:

    Cosplaying.
    Crossplaying.
    All anime, ever. I was treated to in-depth ploy synopses of no less than 6 of her favorites.
    Erotic fanfiction.
    Erotic *slash* fanfiction
    Erotic slash fanfiction featuring Harry Potter characters
    Bondage, preferably with duct tape.
    Losing her virginity at 13 to a 22-year-old

    At this point, I'm a little terrified.

    When we get back to her place, I figure I'll bolt out at the first opportunity, but then she pulls out her laptop. I figure she's checking her email, but no, it's time to play WoW. And it's time for me to watch. This goes on for about half an hour, to my dismay, and then she asks me if I've ever had anything shoved up my ass.


    I turn, hoping, praying, that she's kidding.

    She isn't.

    She pulls out Cosmopolitan and begins reading aloud from a list titled "Things you should do to surprise him in bed" Top of the list, apparently, is a surprise finger up the anus. She says "Maybe we can try that later," and smiles.

    I blink, twice.

    "Hey, do you want to read my poetry?"

    Before I can answer, she's typing in a url, and the next thing I know I'm reading "Cutting deep/ I'm not a sheep"

    She's making me read her cutter poetry. And it's awful. And plentiful. And autobiographical.

    Her cat comes in, and she says "Hey, check this out!" She pulls out a roll of duct tape, pulls off a strip, and, before I can object, puts in on the cat's back and yanks it off. I also notice, horrified, that the cat has no tail.

    "Cool, huh? He doesn't even feel it."

    She takes the duct tape, covered on one side with cat fur, and, with a flourish, puts it in her own mouth.

    It's here where I make my exit.


    tl;dr: I spend an evening with the dark side of the internet.

    How about you guys? Bad dates? Share your pain to ease mine.



    That, would be a great first date to try and emulate. Enjoy

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go to the winchester

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    have a dick sucking competition between the two of you

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Take a little time to think it through. A three-hour date with a movie that lasts two and a half-hours is not a good way to get acquainted.

    Then again, you don't want to be stuck staring at each other without a topic of conversation.

    A daytime meeting takes the heat off. Lunch or coffee is a good start.

    I'd personally recommend a bare knuckle fight though, with her as your opponent. Nothing is quite as bonding as a fist to the face.

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  • MetalChickenMetalChicken Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    I'm 19 so no bars or anything.

    ha ha

    i 'unno, a cup of coffee?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    Take a little time to think it through. A three-hour date with a movie that lasts two and a half-hours is not a good way to get acquainted.

    Then again, you don't want to be stuck staring at each other without a topic of conversation.

    A daytime meeting takes the heat off. Lunch or coffee is a good start.

    I'd personally recommend a bare knuckle fight though, with her as your opponent. Nothing is quite as bonding as a fist to the face.

    seriously I saw that shit on fight club it taught me that fighting is awesome

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Concerts are cool, depending on what kind of music she likes.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WINDOW RACE!

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go shopping for diamonds
    in sudan

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Try to find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    - First, file down all the latches in your car until they are razor sharp. This will prevent escape.
    - After getting her in the car, around dusk time, lock the doors and make sure she notices.
    - Drive for about 2hrs, and dont say a word. Look her in the eyes at random times and smile.
    - Turn off on a dirt road and drive another hour into a clearing in the woods.
    - Exit car, leave headlights on, strip naked. Dance naked and rub the blood of a dead goat all over your body as you do.
    - Get back in the car, still bloody and naked, and still, dont say a word.
    - Drive all the way back and drop her off where you picked her up.
    - Thank her for the date, tell her that her shoes are pretty, and ask for another.
    - If she says yes, you have a winner. If she says No, dont unlock the door until she says yes.
    - Rinse and repeat.

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Swear to god, my friends friend did this to a girl on a date once.

    His truck had those manual roll up windows, so while they were driving, he yells 'WINDOW RACE!' and starts rolling the window up as fast as possible.

    Do that.

    :lol:

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mini golf. Slightly less drunken than a bowling alley.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    - First, file down all the latches in your car until they are razor sharp. This will prevent escape.
    - After getting her in the car, around dusk time, lock the doors and make sure she notices.
    - Drive for about 2hrs, and dont say a word. Look her in the eyes at random times and smile.
    - Turn off on a dirt road and drive another hour into a clearing in the woods.
    - Exit car, leave headlights on, strip naked. Dance naked and rub the blood of a dead goat all over your body as you do.
    - Get back in the car, still bloody and naked, and still, dont say a word.
    - Drive all the way back and drop her off where you picked her up.
    - Thank her for the date, tell her that her shoes are pretty, and ask for another.
    - If she says yes, you have a winner. If she says No, dont unlock the door until she says yes.
    - Rinse and repeat.

    no girl is worth that much effort

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  • claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    what about inviting her over to watch a classic movie like Dr. Strangelove. Will that end well.

    edit: by end well would she like it.

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    Its not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to a fence post so everybody understands the cost of crossing you. -Durga
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hate helping people with dating tips

    if they can't get their date to go on a second date then try again

    or

    never be with a woman ever

    that way you never propagate

    it's nature's way of telling you, you should have picked a different location for your date

    except it's eighty years later and you're dead and no one knew who you were for the last 50 years of your life

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Show off your impressive collection of rags, chloroform and roofies.

    Comment on her pretty lips, stare silently at them for a good 3 minutes, then snap out of it and go to a pizza place.

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