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SephSeph Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
or things

especially video games

So, I'm like checkin out assassin's creed right, and on the side is an ad for the new Splinter Cell game "Conviction"

so i mosey on over. Not a lot of content but real impressive screenies

and then I go to see the word on the streetz (forums)

and who's all in charge over there in the forums

the frag dolls

and I was like "this is mad ghey"

Frag Dolls in my favorite games
moderatin' ideas

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gurlpwerz

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They are owned by ubisoft

    it's like they're female gamer sex slaves

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Its like you're trying to turn me on over here kad.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    daaaaaaaaaayum

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    have this report on my desk by morning

    also have sex with me tonight

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll be honest I didn't understand I single line of your post seph

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    none of them are that hot

    I also hear their mad skillz be lackin'

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how could you not understand it was the words

    the words of the people who live

    in our world

    your world

    we are one

    our words are your words

    understand

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    your words are my world

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    frag dolls more like fag dolls

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    *from behind you*

    exactly

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph I get you.

    I get you.


    Do you want to get me?

    Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ]

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait did they change members


    because some of those girls are hot.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    like one of them is named rhoulette

    what is that

    is she hardcore like russian roulette

    or is she someone that died playing russian roulette

    a ghoul roulette

    ghoulette

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Seph I get you.

    I get you.


    Do you want to get me?

    Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ]


    I will get you a

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    a what?! I need to know!

    I'm about to shower, I need to know what to wash!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't understand

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wash me

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Coming right up sir

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    don't do it.


    he's just using you.

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm too lazy to press f5 on my keyboard to refresh so I just right click and select refresh

    except I always click print preview

    I hate that



    also I just was diagnosed with an anxiety disorder

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh k, Im gonna go unstink

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a button on my mouse for refresh.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    watch me washing kadith watching filler wash me watching me

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    god that frag dolls thread was so good.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    One of those frag dollz is beefy. Like linebacker beefy.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Every all girl team needs their token Blimp i'm told.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    she was the one who started the thread here.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The concept of the Frag Dolls is kind of insulting. It's like Ubisoft is saying "here dorks, look at meh girls who fake enjoy your past time and buy our products, because you can't get female attention any other way".

    It would work if they got attractive girls who faked playing video games.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    maybe it would help ubisoft if they could get women that were actually nice and appreciative that their job requirements were

    1) look good
    2) talk to/hang around dorks at PAYED corporate gatherings

    they don't even promote anything

    and yet they still manage to come off as

    i dunno fake and a little snobby

    but mostly fake

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    she was the one who started the thread here.

    Oh her? she wasn't that beefy a few years ago, i mean wide shoulders but whatever. Then again, it was a while ago.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    suttbecks wrote: »
    I'm too lazy to press f5 on my keyboard to refresh so I just right click and select refresh

    except I always click print preview

    I hate that



    also I just was diagnosed with an anxiety disorder

    i want to kill the person whoever thought up the person in your avatar

    seriously that short was baaaaaad

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They dress like sluts.

    Are they at PAX?

    Someone should ask them how much a happy ending costs.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    maybe it would help ubisoft if they could get women that were actually nice and appreciative that their job requirements were

    1) look god
    2) talk to/hang around dorks at PAYED corporate gatherings

    they don't even promote anything

    and yet they still manage to come off as

    i dunno fake and a little snobby

    but mostly fake

    See, I could live with that if they were incredibly hot and didn't mind having things hang out. They're average....which means acting like a snooty bitch is just because they're snooty bitches.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So do they ever show boobies? I think that would be the only time I would give half a hit.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    They dress like sluts.

    Are they at PAX?

    Someone should ask them how much a happy ending costs.

    Yeah they are, i just check their website looking from blimp picture. But i'm too lazy/wasted to really look so that's all i know.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    They dress like sluts.

    Are they at PAX?

    Someone should ask them how much a happy ending costs.

    Does the happy ending involve blunt force trauma

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In all honesty, I'd rather hit Wil Wheaton then any of the frag dolls, and I'm not even gay.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    In all honesty, I'd rather hit Wil Wheaton then any of the frag dolls, and I'm not even gay.

    Would you roleplay? You're the dashing Cpt. Picard taking advantage of his helpless crew members. Or the klingon warrior taking advantage of his spoils of war etc etc

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