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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i guess you could shoot the box open

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    dru, you really need to take that leatherman over to rank's hotel room and get the fucking cap off his tv so he can plug in his systems (they charge you for that at the sheraton, evidently)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    What sucks about a Leatherman is that it doesn't have a bottle opener.
    shit
    I'm not carrying my Wave to open bottles, I have an effective and simple bottle opener on my keychain.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i bet you carry that on you

    why wouldn't he

    i carry a knife
    teefs' liberal sensibilities tell him that people shouldn't carry knives because they can hurt people
    Or fruits and vegetables.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    no/

    why not

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    packin' iron is in the constitution

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i myself carry a sledgehammer and a railroad spike wherever i go

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    What sucks about a Leatherman is that it doesn't have a bottle opener.
    shit
    I'm not carrying my Wave to open bottles, I have an effective and simple bottle opener on my keychain.
    That is what I need to get.

    Also don't let drunk people put the scissors away, it is somehow possible for them to break off the little tab handle on it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hell I can't figure a situation inside the house where I'd be cutting rope :<

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    packin' iron is in the constitution

    In this country, the only thing you put in another man is a bullet!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    teefs you cannot be more wrong about the bears

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I pack a sawed off 12 guage in case any squirrels attack me. Those fuckers are plotting our downfall and need to be kept in line.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the average person does not need to carry a pistol, knob

    the day at the office isn't going to entail being robbed by bears

    What about Splicers? Certainly you cannot tote around a wrench in your back pocket, now can you?


    Though I suppose you could slip it into your belt.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    the average person does not need to carry a pistol, knob

    the day at the office isn't going to entail being robbed by bears

    what if i am threatened by a man with a knife

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Teefs what the fuck how do you kill hookers and cops?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Real men kill bears with knives anyway.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What if you need to get a car really fast?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Real men kill bears with knives anyway.
    Pocket knives, no less.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    What if you need to get a car really fast?

    You wear a leather jacket and know how to remove a steering wheel cover.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Real men kill bears with knives anyway.

    Mace works great on bears too. Try it sometime.

    EDIT: Both Medieval Maces and Mace Sprays, that is.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    or what if i am pulled into an alley to be raped

    i'm very pretty, you know

    it is a concern

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    the average person does not need to carry a pistol, knob

    the day at the office isn't going to entail being robbed by bears

    what if i am threatened by a man with a knife
    Reminds me of an incident here in Seattle where a young man with a history of mental disorders was in a grocery store brandishing a knife at people. The police arrive and confront him outside the store, repeatedly instructing him to drop the knife. Dude got shot and killed because he charged at one of the cops while he still had the knife and some people in the community were in an uproar that the cop fired. I mean, how could a man with a knife be a threat to someone armed with a gun right?

    Oh, yeah if he doesn't use the gun....

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    or what if i am pulled into an alley to be raped

    i'm very pretty, you know

    it is a concern
    hell

    I'd rape you

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    or what if i am pulled into an alley to be raped

    i'm very pretty, you know

    it is a concern

    It is a fantasy of Teefs, he does not worry about it like the rest of us.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i remember that dru

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    if i called 911 here and was all, 'i just blew a dude away'

    they'd say, 'okay sir what happened'

    and i'd go, 'he had a damn knife, he was gonna stab me'

    they be all, 'fuck yes. high five, sir'

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, I think you know.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't think the cop should have to kill someone in that situation, shoot them in the leg or something.

    I mean aren't they trained to have some accuracy and control under pressure?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't think the cop should have to kill someone in that situation, shoot them in the leg or something.

    I mean aren't they trained to have some accuracy and control under pressure?
    No, that's stupid. You shoot to kill, aim for center of mass. It's not nearly as easy to shoot to disable someone as video games may have taught you.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    shoot for center of mass. always.

    even the most accurate marksman is not going to hit the leg of a running dude, and even if he does there's no guarantee the guy is gonna stop

    center of mass.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You wish that some big burly man would come and ravish you.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    woo, h5 dru

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't think the cop should have to kill someone in that situation, shoot them in the leg or something.

    I mean aren't they trained to have some accuracy and control under pressure?

    you've never shot a gun before have you?

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I get pocket knives when customers leave it in the rooms. Some of them are really good.

    Course I just carry them around for a few days and then forget to ever carry it again.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't think the cop should have to kill someone in that situation, shoot them in the leg or something.

    I mean aren't they trained to have some accuracy and control under pressure?
    No.

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