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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't think the cop should have to kill someone in that situation, shoot them in the leg or something.

    I mean aren't they trained to have some accuracy and control under pressure?

    you've never shot a gun before have you?
    yes.

    but not at somebody thank you.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I can remember a few situations in my group of acquaintances where somebody would be needing to cut something. Packing tape, a zip tie, duct tape, what have you.

    "Anybody got something I can cut this with?" they'd say

    "click click click click click" would go the pocketknives of all my friends who carry knives

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    You wish that some big burly man would come and ravish you.
    dear god no

    at least not until after

    Nogs on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cops are trained not to ever pull a gun unless they need to put somebody down. That is the whole point of the gun.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    teefs wants to be ravaged by leather-men (not to be confused with Leatherman tools)

    Druhim on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when I go to america one of the things I plan to do is fire a gun

    Oden on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    oden it is a good time

    Knob on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cops are trained not to ever pull a gun unless they need to put somebody down. That is the whole point of the gun.

    Heh, that went well with your sig.

    Also: Would a pocket knife cut a Hot Pocket pretty good? Or is the Hot Pocket always going to be a nasty messy meal intended for people living in trailers?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cops are trained not to ever pull a gun unless they need to put somebody down. That is the whole point of the gun.

    Rule number one of drawing a gun: Don't draw it unless you are prepared to fire it.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I will ravage teefs.
    for a price.

    Graves on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    some of the other things are eat a big burger and also find tupac shakur and take a shit in one of those toilets where the water goes right up to the rim of the bowl

    Oden on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2007
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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't think the cop should have to kill someone in that situation, shoot them in the leg or something.

    I mean aren't they trained to have some accuracy and control under pressure?
    No, that's stupid. You shoot to kill, aim for center of mass. It's not nearly as easy to shoot to disable someone as video games may have taught you.

    I remember watching a police training video once where they were playing Duck Hunt only with bad guys and they basically said they're trained to shoot a guy as long as they're still armed.

    Like, they broke it down to, "Ok this guy has a gun so I shot him. Now, he's falling but he still has that gun in his hand so I shot him again. Ok now he's on the ground, but he's propped up kinda and still has that gun in his hand so I shot him again."

    This is why I don't like movies where they shoot the villain and then he still has 5 minutes of speech time where he's still obviously armed.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    The thing is many people mistakenly view a firearm as a defensive weapon but it doesn't work unless you fucking fire it. Trying to intimidate someone with a firearm you don't intend to fire is incredibly stupid. If you want a weapon you can defend yourself with, grab a baseball bat.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man Pac is everywhere in the US.

    You just gotta know where to look.

    Graves on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    teefs wants to be ravaged by leather-men (not to be confused with Leatherman tools)
    The Leather Man is the gayer, harrier, all-around less quaint sequel to The Wicker Man.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the finest personal weapon is a trolley-pole

    Oden on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't think the cop should have to kill someone in that situation, shoot them in the leg or something.

    I mean aren't they trained to have some accuracy and control under pressure?

    you've never shot a gun before have you?
    yes.

    but not at somebody thank you.

    well then you should know that shooting at anyplace on a given target but the biggest area is pointless. Plus think of a running dude. the legs move really fast, along with the arms. The head is a small target that is probably bobbing up and down. The chest is about the only area that stays in a constant place if someone is charging you - and it's large. Aiming anywhere else could very well endanger bystanders by ricochets.

    Nogs on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Real men kill bears with knives anyway.
    Pocket knives, no less.

    Pansy. The last time I was attacked by a bear I punched a boulder and a shard broke off that was in the perfect shape of a knife. I wrapped the hilt with its flesh.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    actually if I plan to go to a firing range I'll do it properly and dress like clint eastwood

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dress like Robert DeNiro from Taxi Driver.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm tired of hearing that stupid statistic about being more likely to shoot a family member than you are to shoot and intruder. Well, of course I am. But once the potential burglar finds out that I am ready and willing to shoot my own family, what do you think he will imagine that I will do to him?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    t nogs you are like 10 posts late

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no my hair is too lovely to shave off into a hideous mohawk

    Oden on
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    edited August 2007
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i am pretty sure tupac lives next door

    that reminds me, I have to kill my neighbor who just asked me if I have ever heard of "two-pack..."


    The question remains, Pistol or pocket knife.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    The thing is many people mistakenly view a firearm as a defensive weapon but it doesn't work unless you fucking fire it. Trying to intimidate someone with a firearm you don't intend to fire is incredibly stupid. If you want a weapon you can defend yourself with, grab a baseball bat.

    also illegal

    trying to defuse a situation by drawing a firearm is a good way to lose your license and get fined up the ass and maybe go to jail

    Knob on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    will you shoot from the hip with the gun still inside your poncho?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    will you shoot from the hip with the gun still inside your poncho?
    It's called a serape, Kadith.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    both, buddy.

    Cut 'im up nice 'n good, then give him a phone, and just as he's about to hit call,

    "Hey, kid. It's peak hours" and shoot him in the fucking face.

    Graves on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    t nogs you are like 10 posts late

    post count is going up too quick to respond in a timely fashion, plus you know...WoW

    Nogs on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll call it whatever I want.

    Will you shot your gun while it is still inside your tutu?

    Kadith on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Real men kill bears with knives anyway.
    Pocket knives, no less.

    Pansy. The last time I was attacked by a bear I punched a boulder and a shard broke off that was in the perfect shape of a knife. I wrapped the hilt with its flesh.

    I told a panda at the zoo that it was the whore of Charm School

    Redeemer on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when I go to the states ill go to mexico and get robbed

    Oden on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    teefs wants to be ravaged by leather-men (not to be confused with Leatherman tools)
    The Leather Man is the gayer, harrier, all-around less quaint sequel to The Wicker Man.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    "No! Not the bees!"

    Druhim on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    holy shit

    HOLY SHIT

    HOOOOOOLY SHIT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y68xq4Q5fTI

    Knob on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    teefs wants to be ravaged by leather-men (not to be confused with Leatherman tools)
    The Leather Man is the gayer, harrier, all-around less quaint sequel to The Wicker Man.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    "No! Not the bees!"
    I meant the one with Christopher Lee, but yes. That will do.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    no, i never saw that one

    (the wild animal scream is an hst staple, though)

    Knob on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    holy shit

    HOLY SHIT

    HOOOOOOLY SHIT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y68xq4Q5fTI
    FUCKING

    Penguin Incarnate on
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