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knives and stuff

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm tired of hearing that stupid statistic about being more likely to shoot a family member than you are to shoot and intruder. Well, of course I am. But once the potential burglar finds out that I am ready and willing to shoot my own family, what do you think he will imagine that I will do to him?

    This is late but I laughed so hard at this

    Lemming on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

    man, i cannot count the amount of times i was climbing a mountain and was all, 'OH SHIT I RAN OUT OF CARABINERS THANK GOD I BROUGHT MY KNIFE'

    It's so you can clip it to your belt loop. Not all carabiners are for climbing, dude.

    BUT THE KNIFE HAS A BELT CLIP ON IT?!?!

    Knob on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    But if it is on a belt loop how are you supposed to pull it out with lightning speed in a knife fight?

    well you see you don't spit in the wind and don't tug on superman's cape

    don't bring a knife to a gunfight

    and don't try and use a knife to fight if you don't know how to use it!

    Dead Legend on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so basically if you're gonna clip the knife to your belt you shouldn't be fighting with it because you are retarded?

    Graves on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well don't use a knife in a fight at all

    you're gonna get fucked if the other person knows how

    Dead Legend on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Or you will get arrested.

    Kadith on
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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Okay, let's bring a little class to this thread.

    SpyderCo Knives are pretty much the best bang for your buck. I carry a Spyderco Native with me everywhere.
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    Made With S30V steel, now that's a real steel, not some crappy, cheap, stainless knockoff.


    Benchmade, also a fine knife making company, similar quality to spyderco but a bit more expensive.

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    Buck, the classic knife company, if you kill bears and then need a quick shave from the already bloodied knife, then Buck is the way to go.
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    divine willy on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

    man, i cannot count the amount of times i was climbing a mountain and was all, 'OH SHIT I RAN OUT OF CARABINERS THANK GOD I BROUGHT MY KNIFE'

    It's so you can clip it to your belt loop. Not all carabiners are for climbing, dude.

    BUT THE KNIFE HAS A BELT CLIP ON IT?!?!

    DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS!!! ALSO YOU COULD CLIP IT ON A HARNESS OR A FISHING VEST OR A HUNDRED OTHER THINGS!!!

    Butters on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Or you will get arrested.

    well you see if it's at the point where there is gonna be a fight, caring for the law is not much in either parties interests at that point

    Dead Legend on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Buck does make sweet knives as does Case but if you got the monies, Puma is where it's at.

    Butters on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That Benchmade looks like a porn star's knife with the little butterfly.

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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Buck does make sweet knives as does Case but if you got the monies, Puma is where it's at.


    wrong. Except for some of the cutsoms, Puma makes there knives out of stainless steel.


    Never ever ever buy a knife made out of stainless steel, it just doesn't hold an edge.

    divine willy on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    pfffrt knife fight

    i should get a collapsible baton one of these days

    seems much more sensible than a damn knife

    Knob on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    pfffrt knife fight

    i should get a collapsible baton one of these days

    seems much more sensible than a damn knife

    those break concrete

    Dead Legend on
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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    That Benchmade looks like a porn star's knife with the little butterfly.



    that's the benchmade symbol. That's how badass they are.



    "Hmmmm Bill, what do you think we should make the symbol of our company?"

    "A fuckin Butterfly, Bob"

    "Badass, Bill"

    divine willy on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    pfffrt knife fight

    i should get a collapsible baton one of these days

    seems much more sensible than a damn knife

    those break concrete

    i know! that's awesome!

    Knob on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pfffrt knife fight

    i should get a collapsible baton one of these days

    seems much more sensible than a damn knife

    those break concrete

    i know! that's awesome!

    absolutely

    shoulders and clavicles are gone once hit with one of those bastards

    Dead Legend on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My sister has a baton the bureau gave her at graduation. It's pretty fucking badass.

    Butters on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    knives are not for defense

    these knives anyway

    because you know

    almost useless

    bring a collapsible baton for defense, people don't tend to want to fight anymore when their clavicles or arms have been broken

    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't know what brand my knife is

    all I know is that it cost 2 dollars and had a picture of an eagle or a hawk or something on the handle

    Raneados on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You don't have the range with a knife. Or with a voice that can only span half an octave.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't understand that second part

    Raneados on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You haven't got the range, darling.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I make money by singing I'll have you know

    Raneados on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your audience have no taste, my dear.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your audience have no taste, my dear.

    I deliver the jason mraz

    and a friend plays guitar

    we rock it for a few hours and can even make 10 dollars!

    EVEN 11 MAYBE TOO

    Raneados on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I haven't tried busking. Maybe I should.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    someone identify my knife

    Raneados on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i wanna get a proper chef's knife for the kitchen

    Faricazy on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My friend's dad has a gigantic machete just sitting on top of the TV.

    Moriveth on
  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this is the only combat knife any man will ever need. It's designed to sever large arteries.
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    divine willy on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Heh, well, this was cool. I went into this martial arts store with my friend and yeah, they had those hooks the Splicers in Bioshock use, but the guy there was just some kid in college and didn't even know if they were used in combat at all or are practical or anything. Still, badass. Only about $90 each.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • ANARCHakeANARCHake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I knew a guy who carried 11" blade with him wherever he went

    kind of creepy in social situations but on a camping trip he used it for everything

    I think once he used it for a tent stake

    ANARCHake on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He probably had a one inch dick.

    Kadith on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    pfffrt knife fight

    i should get a collapsible baton one of these days

    seems much more sensible than a damn knife
    I've been saying that ever since I started reading Y: The Last Man.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    last year my little sister got me a katana and waschizi set

    she's a sweetheart

    Skull Man on
  • ANARCHakeANARCHake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    He probably had a one inch dick.
    no he wasn't like an overcompensating guy
    he was just crazy about camping

    called it a "universal camp tool", he'd walk away if you were talking and called it a knife

    cool guy

    ANARCHake on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I carry this at all times.
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    teefs would just get his maid to cut stuff or defend him.

    Wren on
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