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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    she only charges 80 dollars an hour

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    does this include oral

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  • FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want a pocket knife that has nail clippers on it

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    FishMist wrote: »
    I want a pocket knife that has nail clippers on it
    gay

    ha ha, I was this close to getting a manicure the other day.

    I enjoy well groomed nails you guys.

    #pipe on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how often do you show people your feet in school

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    teefs wears Birkinstocks to bed and in the bath

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    teefs wears Birkinstocks to bed and in the bath

    what about beyond

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so

    do you ever look into your closet

    and realize you don't like half the stuff thats in there

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cue gay joke

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    so

    do you ever look into your closet

    and realize you don't like half the stuff thats in there
    yes

    What are you a woman...oh wait

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    teefs wears Birkinstocks to bed and in the bath

    what about beyond

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    #pipe on
  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i wanna get a proper chef's knife for the kitchen

    Get a Wustof or a high-end Henckels or Cutco. The Cutco one is probably going to be the best bang for your buck knife, but for insanely high quality get Henckels or Wustof.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hamju wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i wanna get a proper chef's knife for the kitchen

    Get a Wustof or a high-end Henckels or Cutco. The Cutco one is probably going to be the best bang for your buck knife, but for insanely high quality get Henckels or Wustof.

    and take care of it.
    Get one of those magnet strips and store it up there. Don't keep it in the plastic thing it comes in, if you have to keep it in a draw with other utensils, wrap it in a dish cloth.
    Also, learn how to use a steel and use it to take the burs off the knife every time you cut with it, but don't try to sharpen with a steel, sharpen with a whet stone and oil, or send it off to be sharpened.

    Take care of a good knife and you can keep it and use it forever.

    #pipe on
  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hamju wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i wanna get a proper chef's knife for the kitchen

    Get a Wustof or a high-end Henckels or Cutco. The Cutco one is probably going to be the best bang for your buck knife, but for insanely high quality get Henckels or Wustof.

    and take care of it.
    Get one of those magnet strips and store it up there. Don't keep it in the plastic thing it comes in, if you have to keep it in a draw with other utensils, wrap it in a dish cloth.
    Also, learn how to use a steel and use it to take the burs off the knife every time you cut with it, but don't try to sharpen with a steel, sharpen with a whet stone and oil, or send it off to be sharpened.

    Take care of a good knife and you can keep it and use it forever.

    This is true. However, if you don't feel like babying your knife then get a Cutco. Those are designed to not really be taken care of at all (yes I work for them and no I am not biased.. I love my amazing Henckels knife).

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    teefs you cannot be more wrong about the bears

    No shit. Fur and feathers called the college the other day and told us there was a brown bear sighted on campus.

    Fuckin bears.

    Anyway, here's mine. I carry it with me on the ambulance. Amazingly sharp and extremely capable when it comes to cutting things like seat belts. Sorry for the shitty cell-phone picture
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i have never had need for a knife when there wasnt one easily available

    do not try to justify carrying a knife around as anything other than wanted to be a tough man while being scared of other people

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    does federal financial aid cover the bear's tuition in alaska?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bears cannot be taught

    this is their greatest strength

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I keep a 2 inch blade in my glove box to cut boxes and packaging and for emergencies along with a little LED flashlight and a pair of needlenose pliers. I use them all quite often.

    #pipe on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I had a coworker who had a knife and thought it was the neatest thing to whip out whenever someone needed something to cut.

    This seriously happened;

    Me:Where are the box cutters?

    Him about 20 feet away: Wait! I got something! (starts running over)

    Me: Oh wait, here they are

    He still finishes getting over to me, whips it out and offers it to me as if I wasn't holding a boxcutter in my hand.

    What the eff dude?

    It's a knife, I get it, I've seen them. You don't need to whip it out every chance you get like your a 13 yearold boyscout with his first pocket knife.

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    i have never had need for a knife when there wasnt one easily available

    do not try to justify carrying a knife around as anything other than wanted to be a tough man while being scared of other people

    Then you and I simply encounter very different situations. Having a knife handy is very useful. Also, you really couldn't be more wrong about the whole "tough man" thing. There is no way anyone should ever use a fucking pocket knife in a fight. I know either I'd either get stabbed by my own knife or by the douche-bag's butterfly knife that he has stowed away for filleting heroes.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I carry a small knife that I use if I need to cut things

    using a knife in a fight is assault with a deadly weapon but unless you're really skilled won't do you much good

    and is unwise

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    It's a knife, I get it, I've seen them. You don't need to whip it out every chance you get like your a 13 yearold boyscout with his first pocket knife.

    DON'T DO WHAT DONNIE DON'T DOES

    #pipe on
  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This man's appendix is about to burst! Luckily I have my trusty pocket knife.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    teefs got rejected for gender reassignment

    fortunately I have a good pocketknife on me!

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Where is the love for Swiss army knives?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hamju wrote: »
    This man's appendix is about to burst! Luckily I have my trusty pocket knife.

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    don't thank me...

    thank THE KNIFE

    #pipe on
  • vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    What if you need to open a box in the middle of no where.

    Why would you have a box out there?

    Besides you can just punch through it.

    Me I wouldn't carry a pocket knife in my pocket. I would strap it to my head like a horn. Then people know you mean fucking business. If not, a good ol' goring will set them straight.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I carry a claymore at all times

    sometimes I get attacked and I gotta cut off their heads and be the one

    Wren on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    300px-US_M18a1_claymore_mine.jpg?

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hamju wrote: »
    This man's appendix is about to burst! Luckily I have my trusty pocket knife.

    04152002190926je0.jpg

    don't thank me...

    thank THE KNIFE

    I love that whole scene.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    300px-US_M18a1_claymore_mine.jpg?

    this is also what I thought.

    But I suppose he meant

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    #pipe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man you people and your phobias

    I have used my knife 99 million times at work and around when I needed a knife

    I have never used it to stab a person nor to threaten to stab a person nor to whip it out and say "dude check out this knife"

    sometimes you just need a knife, dudes

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sharp object + any problem = solved problem. this has been a constant since the beginning of time

    Wren on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    sometimes you just need a knife, dudes

    Hahaha, no you don't. I just came back from home Depot and my friend who worked there asked to borrow one of my keys that I don't use for work. It's like a backup locker key to some locker or something but every manager has it. Yeah, he sharped it flat and the fucker is sharp as fuck. There is no doubt that this thing could slash a fucker good. It's got a long handle too. I wasn't going to give it to him because I knew he couldn't be trusted with any of my items, but this is awesome.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If I didn't at least have a knife the rest of the people in my gang would call me a fag.

    They still do, but at least I have a knife.

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