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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    sometimes you just need a knife, dudes

    Hahaha, no you don't. I just came back from home Depot and my friend who worked there asked to borrow one of my keys that I don't use for work. It's like a backup locker key to some locker or something but every manager has it. Yeah, he sharped it flat and the fucker is sharp as fuck. There is no doubt that this thing could slash a fucker good. It's got a long handle too. I wasn't going to give it to him because I knew he couldn't be trusted with any of my items, but this is awesome.

    that is now a knife

    you had a knife

    idiot

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sometimes you just need a knife, dudes

    Hahaha, no you don't. I just came back from home Depot and my friend who worked there asked to borrow one of my keys that I don't use for work. It's like a backup locker key to some locker or something but every manager has it. Yeah, he sharped it flat and the fucker is sharp as fuck. There is no doubt that this thing could slash a fucker good. It's got a long handle too. I wasn't going to give it to him because I knew he couldn't be trusted with any of my items, but this is awesome.

    that is now a knife

    you had a knife

    idiot

    But it looks like a Key!

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    durrrr its not a knife its a sharp piece of metal durrrr

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    sometimes you just need a knife, dudes

    Hahaha, no you don't. I just came back from home Depot and my friend who worked there asked to borrow one of my keys that I don't use for work. It's like a backup locker key to some locker or something but every manager has it. Yeah, he sharped it flat and the fucker is sharp as fuck. There is no doubt that this thing could slash a fucker good. It's got a long handle too. I wasn't going to give it to him because I knew he couldn't be trusted with any of my items, but this is awesome.
    so you're saying he made you a knife.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    why would a key have a long handle

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sometimes you just need a knife, dudes

    Hahaha, no you don't. I just came back from home Depot and my friend who worked there asked to borrow one of my keys that I don't use for work. It's like a backup locker key to some locker or something but every manager has it. Yeah, he sharped it flat and the fucker is sharp as fuck. There is no doubt that this thing could slash a fucker good. It's got a long handle too. I wasn't going to give it to him because I knew he couldn't be trusted with any of my items, but this is awesome.

    that is now a knife

    you had a knife

    idiot

    But it looks like a Key!

    and sometimes knives look like floppy dongs but they're still knives

    are you retarded?

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys

    one of the largest construction companies in canada and the US does not allow any worker to carry a knife on the job

    Not even box cutters

    They were getting too many lost time accidents from misuse.

    Now adays you need to do a course to use a box cutter on the job, but you don't even get a box cutter, it's a box cutter with a blade that pops back if you don't constatnly hold it out.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Because the lock is long.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    oh so he actually made you a shank

    that's cool, i guess

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys

    one of the largest construction companies in canada and the US does not allow any worker to carry a knife on the job

    Not even box cutters

    They were getting too many lost time accidents from misuse.

    Now adays you need to do a course to use a box cutter on the job, but you don't even get a box cutter, it's a box cutter with a blade that pops back if you don't constatnly hold it out.

    that's pretty cool

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zonkytonkman-- Have you ever met a construction worker? Would you trust those people with knives?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I certainly don't trust them with hammers

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zonkytonkman-- Have you ever met a construction worker? Would you trust those people with knives?

    i ihave spent the last 8 months working with construction dudes.

    they are almost uniformly fantastic people to work with.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zonkytonkman-- Have you ever met a construction worker? Would you trust those people with knives?

    i ihave spent the last 8 months working with construction dudes.

    they are almost uniformly fantastic people to work with.
    I am detecting something here.

    I am not sure what to call this.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    It's a knife, I get it, I've seen them. You don't need to whip it out every chance you get like your a 13 yearold boyscout with his first pocket knife.

    DON'T DO WHAT DONNIE DON'T DOES

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ha ha ha ha ha ha

    #pipe on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    gardenback7: tell me that testicle story isn't real
    Walter Penguin: You've found my Live Journal, I see.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    are blackjacks legal in the us

    specifically california

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Where did you even get that?

    Sent away.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I carry this knife, because it's useful to be able to cut open boxes or what have you without having to go and find a knife.

    http://www.coldsteel.com/recon1.html

    It's the half serrated clip point model.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    does federal financial aid cover the bear's tuition in alaska?

    I'm sure the fucker would qualify for all manner of Alaska Advantage grants.

    Every Alaskan who signs up usually gets one if they put in early enough.

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  • vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys

    one of the largest construction companies in canada and the US does not allow any worker to carry a knife on the job

    Not even box cutters

    They were getting too many lost time accidents from misuse.

    Now adays you need to do a course to use a box cutter on the job, but you don't even get a box cutter, it's a box cutter with a blade that pops back if you don't constatnly hold it out.

    Sounds like an entire company full of retards. They should fire them all. Out of fucking cannons. Then hire people who can tie their own shoelaces without getting hurt.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Guys

    one of the largest construction companies in canada and the US does not allow any worker to carry a knife on the job

    Not even box cutters

    They were getting too many lost time accidents from misuse.

    Now adays you need to do a course to use a box cutter on the job, but you don't even get a box cutter, it's a box cutter with a blade that pops back if you don't constatnly hold it out.

    that's pretty cool

    An automatically retracting box cutter does sound pretty awesome.

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  • vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Guys

    one of the largest construction companies in canada and the US does not allow any worker to carry a knife on the job

    Not even box cutters

    They were getting too many lost time accidents from misuse.

    Now adays you need to do a course to use a box cutter on the job, but you don't even get a box cutter, it's a box cutter with a blade that pops back if you don't constatnly hold it out.

    that's pretty cool

    An automatically retracting box cutter does sound pretty awesome.

    You mean like a utility knife? :P

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My pocket knife is the only thing I got from my grandad when he died. It's from the first steel mill in england and it looks like it has actually been used (and it was cause he was a farmer).

    It's a cool knife that has been through some shit.

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  • vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    My pocket knife is the only thing I got from my grandad when he died. It's from the first steel mill in england and it looks like it has actually been used (and it was cause he was a farmer).

    It's a cool knife that has been through some shit.

    Now that is a knife. It has probably taken the life of many an animal and/or hobo.

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  • harun_kyrieharun_kyrie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    REALLY???? Hm...... Very useful information...... I'm off to hijack a plane now... I mean, bake coockies..... yes.... cookies.....(runs off to hijack a plane)

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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I carry a sewing kit.

    In my purse.

    Not really.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    REALLY???? Hm...... Very useful information...... I'm off to hijack a plane now... I mean, bake coockies..... yes.... cookies.....(runs off to hijack a plane)

    are you fucking kidding me

    knock that shit off

    Knob on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    coockies?

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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    when I go to america one of the things I plan to do is fire a gun


    J. Grant wouldn't let me leave Texas until I'd fired a gun. In his backyard at 1 in the morning.

    I guess it always pays to have another set of prints on a gun.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cococunts

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I could go for some cococunt coockies.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    REALLY???? Hm...... Very useful information...... I'm off to hijack a plane now... I mean, bake coockies..... yes.... cookies.....(runs off to hijack a plane)

    are you fucking kidding me

    knock that shit off

    .........................................................................................................,..........................

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    hahaha oh jeeze

    go to his profile and look at all his posts, every single one of them has some elipsiis

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I love them...

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    blades are the weapon of choice in australian crime, according to some recent research

    me, i just use my cutting wit

    that's what i call my stanley knife

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Stigma wrote: »
    I love them...

    You love them what?

    Boners?

    Leather daddies?

    Moustache rides?

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    come on, internet

    using ellipses isn't hard

    Knob on
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