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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    blades are the weapon of choice in australian crime, according to some recent research

    me, i just use my cutting wit

    that's what i call my stanley knife

    my tongue is my knife

    and by that i mean some guy at home depot sharpened it for me so i guess all sharpened things are knives

    more importantly, i have a box cutter, a sharp van key, and a swiss army knife/pliers. i alos technically have throwing knives because they are awesome, but these aren't sharp

    the van key wasn't sharpened by anyone it just kind of came that way.

    boy does it suck to fall on it

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i have a swiss army knife i bought in swtizerland

    other than that i dont actually own any knives sheesh what would i need it for other than to open boxed retail merchandise

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the keyfob for audis looks like this

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    you press the button and the key flies open, switchblade style

    there was a story about some dude opening his car, a carjacker walking up to him, and the dude stabbed the carjacker with the key five or six times until he ran off

    haha

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    all like SUCKA do you not see that I drive an AUDI

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I used to use a Swiss Card for all of my cutting needs. It fit in my wallet and had a knife, scissors, toothpick, pin, pen and a screw driver in it. It was really cool until the compartment I was keeping it in fell apart so I had to stop using it.

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  • BaldHermanBaldHerman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hamju wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    i have never had need for a knife when there wasnt one easily available

    do not try to justify carrying a knife around as anything other than wanted to be a tough man while being scared of other people

    Then you and I simply encounter very different situations. Having a knife handy is very useful. Also, you really couldn't be more wrong about the whole "tough man" thing. There is no way anyone should ever use a fucking pocket knife in a fight.

    They don't intend to use it, they'd shit their pants like the rest of us if somebody pulled a knife on them. It's just that they feel the need to carry it around like a security blanket and make up a bunch of bullshit situations to justify it.

    "What if you need to cut rope?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hate the swiss so much.

    is it still racism if you just hate people from one particular country even though I'm the same race as them?

    #pipe on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    in BaldHerman's mind everyone's life is the same

    for example, the most strenuous task in his day is getting his pants off to masturbate

    masturbating would be the most strenuous, but he always falls asleep

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    I hate the swiss so much.

    is it still racism if you just hate people from one particular country even though I'm the same race as them?

    nationality and race are different things

    so go nuts

    I hate the dutch!

    and the french-canadian!

    Knob on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I hate the swiss so much.

    is it still racism if you just hate people from one particular country even though I'm the same race as them?

    nationality and race are different things

    so go nuts

    I hate the dutch!

    and the french-canadian!

    and the africans!

    and the mexicans!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I hate the swiss so much.

    is it still racism if you just hate people from one particular country even though I'm the same race as them?

    nationality and race are different things

    so go nuts

    I hate the dutch!

    and the french-canadian!

    YES

    seriously though...

    FUCK THE SWISS

    #pipe on
  • BaldHermanBaldHerman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    in BaldHerman's mind everyone's life is the same

    for example, the most strenuous task in his day is getting his pants off to masturbate

    masturbating would be the most strenuous, but he always falls asleep

    What can I say? I'm just tired after a hard days work!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    they think they're so good with their chocolate and their neutrality and their stealing peoples' girlfriends

    #pipe on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I hate the swiss so much.

    is it still racism if you just hate people from one particular country even though I'm the same race as them?

    nationality and race are different things

    so go nuts

    I hate the dutch!

    and the french-canadian!

    and the africans!

    and the mexicans!

    african isn't a nationality!

    Knob on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I bought a "Birds Are Weird" poster for my dorm, and everyone who walks in asks me about it. This is especially problematic when girls are over, as they'll ask other guys what it means, and the guys will play it off as me being weird. No one gets it, not that there is anything to get.

    Help, my sense of humor is turning me into the college weirdo.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sounds like the other guys are trying to fuck the girls you're bringing around

    the poster is not the problem

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So I bought a "Birds Are Weird" poster for my dorm, and everyone who walks in asks me about it. This is especially problematic when girls are over, as they'll ask other guys what it means, and the guys will play it off as me being weird. No one gets it, not that there is anything to get.

    Help, my sense of humor is turning me into the college weirdo.

    Tell them it's from a comic on the intertrons about video gaming, violence, and latent homosexuality. Then stick your hand in their pants, male or female.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So I bought a "Birds Are Weird" poster for my dorm, and everyone who walks in asks me about it. This is especially problematic when girls are over, as they'll ask other guys what it means, and the guys will play it off as me being weird. No one gets it, not that there is anything to get.

    Help, my sense of humor is turning me into the college weirdo.

    Tell them it's from a comic on the intertrons about video gaming, violence, and latent homosexuality. Then stick your hand in their pants,

    I know the comma here is unintentional

    but it's raymond carver-esque implied future action

    and as such needs preservation

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So I bought a "Birds Are Weird" poster for my dorm, and everyone who walks in asks me about it. This is especially problematic when girls are over, as they'll ask other guys what it means, and the guys will play it off as me being weird. No one gets it, not that there is anything to get.

    Help, my sense of humor is turning me into the college weirdo.

    Tell them it's from a comic on the intertrons about video gaming, violence, and latent homosexuality. Then stick your hand in their pants,

    I know the comma here is unintentional

    but it's raymond carver-esque implied future action

    and as such needs preservation

    No, I just got cut off. My harddrive in my laptop at work died horribly and I'm stuck on the "everybody who visits uses this piece of shit" computer until I get a replacement. So, for some strange reason, half way through typing the message it just went "hey, you're done now, I'll post this" for no reason.

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  • mr. papercutsmr. papercuts __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I found this keychain, it's metal and about 2" long and has a skull on each side, and the eyes of the skull are hollow, and there are two naked chicks encircling the skull, and there's a snake coming out of the skulls' mouth and wrapping itself around a heart, and the heart is another skull on the other side, and IT'S ALSO A KNIFE.

    METAL

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    I remind you of somebody, don't I?
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    sounds like the other guys are trying to fuck the girls you're bringing around

    the poster is not the problem

    I didn't bring them around.

    It's not really a problem, I just wanted to mention it. It's annoying that my friends don't like awesome things, and that it leads to me feeling awkward.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a Wenger Swiss Army Knife, a Victornox knife, small folding-plyers multitool, a large folding-plyers multitool (it might be a Leatherman, I can't remember), and a 6" Buck knife.

    I carry my Wenger Swiss army knife, and use it daily. When camping I keep the Buck sheathed on my belt during the day. The small folding plyers is in the Emergency kit in my Pathfinder. The larger folding plyers is in my tacklebox.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, hey, I just wanted to point out to Teefs that carrying knives has many practical uses. For example, speed.

    Everyone runs faster with a knife.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Oh, hey, I just wanted to point out to Teefs that carrying knives has many practical uses. For example, speed.

    Everyone runs faster with a knife.

    This also works with Scissors.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Although that wasn't really what I was referencing.

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I carry this little Gerber pocket-clip around with me:
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    And this one's always in my backpack. I've had a couple different Leatherman tools and this one from Gerber has been far superior.
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    Rage on
  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I really like the looks of some of those multi-purpose tools, but I'd rather buy more awesome kitchen knives. I'd like to have a really nice cleaver.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would like the knife collection in much the same manner I would have a gun collection.

    Basically to look cool and scare the shit out of the Ramones.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I hate the swiss so much.

    is it still racism if you just hate people from one particular country even though I'm the same race as them?

    nationality and race are different things

    so go nuts

    I hate the dutch!

    and the french-canadian!

    and the africans!

    and the mexicans!

    african isn't a nationality!
    What about Niger?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    REALLY???? Hm...... Very useful information...... I'm off to hijack a plane now... I mean, bake coockies..... yes.... cookies.....(runs off to hijack a plane)
    holy shit

    we know TFS

    we know

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    I carry this little Gerber pocket-clip around with me:
    G08484.gif

    And this one's always in my backpack. I've had a couple different Leatherman tools and this one from Gerber has been far superior.
    1471_lg.jpg

    I have the same knife as that, but it doesn't seem to hold an edge for very long, and I'm looking for a new one currently

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I carry a sewing kit.

    In my purse.

    Not really.

    I carry a small one in my car, one in my book bag, and in my hiking pack. They're bloody useful things.

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I carry a sewing kit.

    In my purse.

    Not really.

    I carry a small one in my car, one in my book bag, and in my hiking pack. They're bloody useful things.

    What do you use so many sewing kits for?

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  • Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Having a knife in my line of work is pretty necessary.
    Preferably a gun.
    I mean, you don't need one or anything, but it definitely helps.

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  • Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm a rapist.

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  • ANARCHakeANARCHake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    that must be tough

    what with the outsourcing

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  • Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, but the Local 456 union is helping me out.

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hamju wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hamju wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i wanna get a proper chef's knife for the kitchen

    Get a Wustof or a high-end Henckels or Cutco. The Cutco one is probably going to be the best bang for your buck knife, but for insanely high quality get Henckels or Wustof.

    and take care of it.
    Get one of those magnet strips and store it up there. Don't keep it in the plastic thing it comes in, if you have to keep it in a draw with other utensils, wrap it in a dish cloth.
    Also, learn how to use a steel and use it to take the burs off the knife every time you cut with it, but don't try to sharpen with a steel, sharpen with a whet stone and oil, or send it off to be sharpened.

    Take care of a good knife and you can keep it and use it forever.

    This is true. However, if you don't feel like babying your knife then get a Cutco. Those are designed to not really be taken care of at all (yes I work for them and no I am not biased.. I love my amazing Henckels knife).

    I was wondering how you could say what you were saying... Knowing that you work for them, it all makes sense.

    Cutco are shit knives, don't believe me? Ask any other professional cook, they will laugh at you for using a cutco knife.

    As far as good Chef knives: Wustof, Victorianox, Henckles... Are all good brands. Though I find them all to dull rather quickly and require annoying amounts of attention to keep the edge. My personal favorites are Shun and CCI. Shun are a folded Vanadium steel knife, extremely well made, and they look awesome too. CCI are cheap, but hold their edges quite well and can take a beating. I've actually found a lot of cooks switch to them from Wustof and the higher end knives, mainly due to cost and the frequency of theft in kitchens... Not to mention they are the best knife for your money.

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