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Love, Fucking and Masturbation. (Relationships)

Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
So come the first week of September I'll be celebrating a milestone event: a 3-year anniversary with my girlfriend. The previous record of 3 months was held by "C" back in my Freshman year of high school. Said relationship ended when I got drunk at a party and was photographed getting head from her best friend. Whoops.


Anyways. TALK ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIPS, PAST AND PRESENT OR LACK THEREOF.

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    three years? yeah that's going to end horribly.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i've been with my girlfriend for three and a half years. she makes more money than me and funds my bad habits

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    oh man it's going to hurt so bad when she cheats on you

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It'll be 7 years in November. I itch.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    After being married 2 1/2 years, Im going through my second divorce. I live in a glorious trainwreck of a life.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    2 1/4 years.

    Longest and best so far.

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    spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    3.5 years of marriage under the belt. She's cool, I guess.

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    ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I met my wife 5 years ago - and married her 4 years ago.

    No trainwreck yet - but my 3 year old daughter did ask yesterday whether I would get custody or not. Funny, Funny girl.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    3 3/4 years with a forum full of losers and cock-fiends

    longest so far

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've been single for coming up to two years. In this time i've learnt to come to terms with my own insecurity.


    Basically i've realised i'm fucking awesome, and at some point i will get a girlfriend. But is there really any rush? I only turned 20 in may. I've got ages to find someone and settle down.

    And i have more pressing concerns right now, like trying to raise my degree level when i get back to uni.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    shit, i need to unpack

    i've been up for an hour and all i've done is sit around naked watching cartoons

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I kissed with this girl for 1½ hours few days back

    Yesterday I told her I really like her

    I'm kinda waiting to see what's going to happen.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    9 years, give or take.

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    9 years, give or take.

    That's pretty good.

    I just broke up from my almost 3 year relationship

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    BaldHermanBaldHerman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    7 Years last month.

    Didn't move in together until a year ago though. Yeah, so I like to take things slow...

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I kissed with this girl for 1½ hours few days back

    god, why

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If nobody is buying, then how can peace- in terms; sell?

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    WintersleepWintersleep Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My last relationship ended about 10 months ago. We had been together 11 months, which was the longest continuous relationship I've ever had (before that I dated one girl on and off for something on the order of two years).

    I'm really not ready to get into another relationship, but seeing my two good friends being really heavily involved with each other makes me want to give it another shot. I am, unfortuantely, still painfully shy and unable to consciously flirt with a girl. Ah, well.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm coming up on five years with the girlfriend/fiancée.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you are making this big deal out of your 3 year anniversary but ill bet in that first week of september when you go sit next to her on the bus she will say 'who are you'

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    24 and I spent 6.5 years in a relationship, of which the last year was in marriage, we called it quits back in May, since then I've gone on a few dates.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    4 months, in the summer of the 9th grade....

    ....end of track record

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    RighteRighte Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    im a bigger fan of short intense relationships that end in some tragic mishap such as faulty handrails along the lions cage at the zoo.
    i will never love like that again

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i havent been in a relationship

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck I don't think I've ever had a relationship that lasted longer than a month.

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    HeliosphanHeliosphan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Been single for two weeks now before that it was a year and a half (my personel best), it's not been too bad.
    I figure i'll flirt with as many women as possible see what happens, not going all that bad :)

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    19 years with my penis

    Happy to say we're still very much in love :)

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    OverneathOverneath Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Just got married last June. It's been a total of 4.5 years for my wife and I.

    We met online through Match.com. So any time people tell me online dating never works, I tell them my story.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Overneath wrote: »
    Just got married last June. It's been a total of 4.5 years for my wife and I.

    We met online through Match.com. So any time people tell me online dating never works, I tell them my story.
    I'm not trying to be a dick and I'm not hoping you guys divorce, just pointing out that a few years together doesn't mean shit. If you guys had been married (not just dating) for at least a decade then you would be more credible.

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    I kissed with this girl for 1½ hours few days back

    god, why

    Because it was fun?

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Every woman I develop feelings for either doesn't like me or has a boyfriend and still doesn't like me.

    Meh, I stopped giving a fuck

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Overneath wrote: »
    Just got married last June. It's been a total of 4.5 years for my wife and I.

    We met online through Match.com. So any time people tell me online dating never works, I tell them my story.
    I'm not trying to be a dick and I'm not hoping you guys divorce, just pointing out that a few years together doesn't mean shit. If you guys had been married (not just dating) for at least a decade then you would be more credible.

    I met Summer at a truck stop.

    Then later that night she ran me off the road and totaled my truck.

    Our first date was her following the ambulance covered in my blood.


    9 years this August.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So she's with you because of pity and guilt?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stale why is your life centered around life threatening accidents

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    So she's with you because of pity and guilt?
    you really are a creep

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I married my high school sweetheart.

    Now I'm divorced and have been single for 2 years.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    So she's with you because of pity and guilt?
    you really are a creep
    he's told me to try hard and be mean

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just spent the last hour all pissed off because I thought she had scratched my laptop screen.


    "Look at this shit! I let you use MY laptop for 3 hours and THIS is how it gets treated??"

    "It's not scratched hon, just clean it."

    "It's fucking scratched, all the cleaning won't change it!!"

    "Have you cleaned it yet?"

    "What don't you understand? The gloss coating is all opaque now!!

    "Beause it's dirty."

    "Jesus christ... THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!"

    "Here's the windex. wipe it off."

    "Hell no. You fucked up my laptop.... I give you your own, but you fuck up mine..."


    At this point she calmly turned it around, wiped the screen, turned it back, and kissed my forehead.


    "Ohh..... Ohh.... well then."



    This is why I married her. Shit like that.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    So she's with you because of pity and guilt?
    you really are a creep
    he's told me to try hard and be mean

    He's doing the best he can

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think you're making this girl up. No one has that much patience. I know I sure as hell don't.

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