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I woke up this morning with a condom on my face.

FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
It wasn't mine though....should I go seek medical attention?

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No
    the obvious thing to do is to post about it on the internet.

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    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Was it a ribbed condom?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    was it spermacidal for your protection

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what brand of condom is it

    that way we can perform our analysis

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Are we talking used or in-package here

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That is what you get for passing out drunk around a bunch of scheming assholes.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Was it flavoured?
    You should check and see.


    ....go on


    .......lick it........

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you have aids

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    FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    was it spermacidal for your protection

    it was.....

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Flavabean wrote: »
    was it spermacidal for your protection

    it was.....

    They did you a favor by killing off all the sperm on your face

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    FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, the thing that bothers me the most is that I still haven't gotten any closure about the condom "accident"(as I calls it)

    I just wanna know if I got ass raped or not so I can update my score card.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    seriously was it used?

    cause my first step would be to black list everyone who could have been responsible or, through non-action failed to prevent it

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nonoxonyl-9 is great for your complexion

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well is there a nearby note situated around your dwelling

    with the nearby note explaining what happened last night

    and the note being made of paper

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you obviously must do some forensic work here to determine more about the situation

    you'll have to use all 5 senses to determine if it was used or not first off

    record your findings and let us know

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Woke up quick at about noon
    Just thought that I had a condom on soon

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well is there a nearby note situated around your dwelling

    with the nearby note explaining what happened last night

    and the note being made of paper

    "Couldn't find the garbage lol"

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    zerofill I don't know if you are being facetious or not

    but everyone has more than 5 senses

    what you mean to say is that flava needs to use all his 26 (at least) sense to demystify this conjecture

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Woke up quick at about noon
    Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    zerofill I don't know if you are being facetious or not

    but everyone has more than 5 senses

    what you mean to say is that flava needs to use all his 26 (at least) sense to demystify this conjecture

    time travel may be involved

    maybe he placed the condom on himself as a warning

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    FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'd like to think I'm pretty enough to take advantage off so this totally boosted up my self esteem.

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    time travel may be involved

    maybe he placed the condom on himself as a warning

    oh man don't do this

    now I'm furiously perplexed now

    time travel

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    zerofill I don't know if you are being facetious or not

    but everyone has more than 5 senses

    what you mean to say is that flava needs to use all his 26 (at least) sense to demystify this conjecture

    time travel may be involved

    maybe he placed the condom on himself as a warning

    maybe his future self had sex with his current self while his current self was asleep

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mmmmmmmmmm, self-rape. Niiiiice.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Woke up quick at about noon
    Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
    Thank you.

    Thank you so much.

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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wouldn't that just be masturbation?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    Wouldn't that just be masturbation?

    but you wouldn't be willingly letting it happen since your present self would be asleep.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    imagine being worried all the time that your future self was going to appear through a dimensional rift and rape you at any time

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Because, you see, I wrote different lyrics.

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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But since you're doing it to yourself, doesn't that count? I mean, what about wet dreams? It's not like you WANT to ejaculate...

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    But since you're doing it to yourself, doesn't that count? I mean, what about wet dreams? It's not like you WANT to ejaculate...

    that's a rapin'

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    imagine being worried all the time that your future self was going to appear through a dimensional rift and rape you at any time

    this is my life

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Was there anything inside the condom? Maybe your rapist put it on your face to insult you because your passed-out self couldn't bring them to climax.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How weird would that be, if your rapist can't get off because you're just not quite attractive or a helpless victim enough. Talk about adding insult to anal injuries.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    probably a sassy roommate situation

    did you do anything hilariously sassy lately

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Were you naked? Because when you wake up you have to assess your situation by what clothes you are wearing.




    She's hot!



    What's he doing here?

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guys tonight i found out i'm going to be published in a real book for the first time

    i'm so excited and also kinda drunk

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Was it flavoured?
    You should check and see.


    ....go on


    .......lick it........

    they say those things are orange flavored and shit

    but theyre so not

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Were you naked? Because when you wake up you have to assess your situation by what clothes you are wearing.

    She's hot!

    What's he doing here?

    hey dudes look Demetri Marten joined the forums

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Were you naked? Because when you wake up you have to assess your situation by what clothes you are wearing.

    She's hot!

    What's he doing here?

    hey dudes look Demetri Marten joined the forums

    you wouldnt believe how many people pretty much cut and paste entire bits from comedians here

    now joe rogans gonna come in here and yell at you guys

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