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apparently owen wilson tried to commit suicide

powersspowerss Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
i'm sure more news will develop... or something.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2007/08/26/report_actor_owen_wilson_in_suicide_try/9736/

ctor Owen Wilson was taken to a hospital in Santa Monica, Calif., Sunday, reportedly after attempting suicide.

Wilson was transported to St. John’s Hospital. Citing sources, The National Enquirer and Star magazine said the star of "Wedding Crashers" and "Starsky & Hutch" had cut his left wrist and taken an undetermined amount of pills.

He was found by a family member who called for help.

Santa Monica police confirmed only that the actor had been taken to a hospital, TMZ.com reported.

"On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 pm officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department,” the police said in a news release. "The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated."

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    what a failure

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He probably cut it the wrong way, too

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    he tried to overdose on cocaine but it couldn't get through his nose properly

    Garlic Bread on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Up the street, not across the road

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Goddamnit

    "tried" :x

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    (USER WAS INFRACTED FOR THIS POST)

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    did he at least give all his money to someone first?

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You Bastard wrote: »
    (USER WAS INFRACTED FOR THIS POST)

    O_o

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is what I get for listening to Needle in the Hay.

    I almost killed another Wilson brother!

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    he tried to overdose on cocaine but it couldn't get through his nose properly

    Hahaha, okay, that was a pretty good one

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah this is pretty random, wouldn't expect it from a guy like Owen Wilson. This clearly shows his entire life is one big charade.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Will Farrel attempts self-disemboweling, only removes kidneys

    Film at 11

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Witnesses at the scene heard him crying, "I just want someone other than Wes Anderson or Jackie Chan to work with me!"

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Notice the sources are tabloids.

    They could be right, just saying: not the most credible media in the world.

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  • vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bah, he didn't even try for the Cadbury Surprise?

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    vylo wrote: »
    Bah, he didn't even try for the Cadbury Surprise?

    Cadbury Cream Eggs are pretty bleh

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  • vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You Bastard wrote: »
    vylo wrote: »
    Bah, he didn't even try for the Cadbury Surprise?

    Cadbury Cream Eggs are pretty bleh

    But Cadbury surprise is the only truly great way to commit suicide. Besides high explosives mixed with ball bearings.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    vylo wrote: »
    But Cadbury surprise is the only truly great way to commit suicide. Besides high explosives mixed with ball bearings.

    no it's not

    I win this argument

    high five

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cutting is so lower class.

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  • vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You Bastard wrote: »
    vylo wrote: »
    But Cadbury surprise is the only truly great way to commit suicide. Besides high explosives mixed with ball bearings.

    no it's not

    I win this argument

    high five

    Denied!

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    vylo wrote: »
    no Stairway?
    Denied!

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    This is what I get for listening to Needle in the Hay.

    I almost killed another Wilson brother!
    This is the most fitting joke

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  • txttxt Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    someone has to get a grab of this thread title on top of the other thread called "knives and stuff"

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ORLY?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh fuck you

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stigma wrote: »
    ORLY?

    FlatnoseKnives.jpg

    :x
    Mine is edited cleaner anyhow!

    I suppose it's up to our audience, which line they prefer to have a blue dot in.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    uh oh

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ha TotP beotch

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Psh.

    I win because I have this

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whatevs dude.

    I'm gonna go to sleep cuz it's a quarter to fuckin 6.

    Peace out ya'll.

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    VICTOWY

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    NOT QUITE!

    Graves on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    not on this day, evildoer

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MUAHAHAHAHHAAH

    *escapes in steaming pod vehicle*

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zeph I love you but I will kill you, eat your innards and wear your skin as I slaughter countless women and children if you ever fuck with me.
    <3

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    graves are you implying that you rape fields and or kill women

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    are you inferring that I would do such a thing?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And also, yes.

    Goodnight SE++

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well it is pretty evil

    evildoer

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