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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Soulburner wrote: »
    And you just let her friend fuck in your friend's car?


    After she disappeared into the crowd we moved down to his car and told her to get out. They were both too drunk to argue and thankfully complied.

    The real kicker was the next day, when we found a used condom in the back of his car.

    That was fucking pleasant.

    I found one of those on the hood of my car when I went to a homecoming game. Apparently somebody had

    sex in the parking lot and decided to put their used condom on my car as a hood ornament.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've never made up a story.

    I drink way too much alcohol to necessitate the conjuration of stories.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I've never made up a story.

    I drink way too much alcohol to necessitate the conjuration of stories.

    Except you've been too blitzed to remember half of them. So all your friends are going behind your back, "Remember that one time Viv..."

    AND YOU COULD NEVER CONTRADICT THEM

    Fate and apparently storytelling is no longer in your hands.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I made up the bomb story. Because it's late and I should be sleeping.

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  • NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    i guess the most embarrassing thing i have said was not to the girl i liked, but to her mother. i was in 5th grade i think and was talking to her mom. after maybe 10 seconds of conversation, i ran out of things to say. and to my demise what comes out of my mouth??? "Does your daughter shave?" i don't know why or where the hell that came from but there it was. not even caring what the answer was, i quickly turned and walked away.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i've had nothing but good relations with girlfriend's mums

    even talking about sex

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ooooo, i remember my most awkward moment with a female

    when my last girlfriend's mum was drunk and asked if i wanted her to take off her top

    that was awkward

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    ooooo, i remember my most awkward moment with a female

    when my last girlfriend's mum was drunk and asked if i wanted her to take off her top

    that was awkward

    But did she?

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My ex's mom took out us for lunch one day to a buffet, and while she was away her mom asked me if we had had sex yet. I told her we had.

    The second me and my ex got to be by ourselves, I got a yelling.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no, i convinced her i was quite alright, and she could keep her top on

    then her boyfriend made us all eggs

    it was a good night

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  • NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    ooooo, i remember my most awkward moment with a female

    when my last girlfriend's mum was drunk and asked if i wanted her to take off her top

    that was awkward

    that would be awesomely horrible, especially if her mom was hot...

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i've had nothing but good relations with girlfriend's mums

    even talking about sex

    This creeped me out
    potatoe wrote: »
    ooooo, i remember my most awkward moment with a female

    when my last girlfriend's mum was drunk and asked if i wanted her to take off her top

    that was awkward

    This titilated me.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    ooooo, i remember my most awkward moment with a female

    when my last girlfriend's mum was drunk and asked if i wanted her to take off her top

    that was awkward

    that would be awesomely horrible, especially if her mom was hot...

    well, she sure isn't bad looking, i'll tell you that much

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    should've picked it up with a pair of tongs

    tracked down that fat friend

    and forced that used condom down her throat

    you're, uh

    you seem angrier than usual

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    ooooo, i remember my most awkward moment with a female

    when my last girlfriend's mum was drunk and asked if i wanted her to take off her top

    that was awkward

    that would be awesomely horrible, especially if her mom was hot...

    well, she sure isn't bad looking, i'll tell you that much

    So you said yes then.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    ooooo, i remember my most awkward moment with a female

    when my last girlfriend's mum was drunk and asked if i wanted her to take off her top

    that was awkward

    that would be awesomely horrible, especially if her mom was hot...

    well, she sure isn't bad looking, i'll tell you that much

    So you said yes then.

    good sir, i am a gentleman!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I've never made up a story.

    I drink way too much alcohol to necessitate the conjuration of stories.

    Except you've been too blitzed to remember half of them. So all your friends are going behind your back, "Remember that one time Viv..."

    AND YOU COULD NEVER CONTRADICT THEM

    Fate and apparently storytelling is no longer in your hands.

    I have apparently motorboated a substantial number of women's boobies in the past.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »

    I have apparently motorboated a substantial number of women's boobies in the past.

    if i were into putting quotes in sigs

    i would be tempted right now

    potatoe on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    should've picked it up with a pair of tongs

    tracked down that fat friend

    and forced that used condom down her throat

    you're, uh

    you seem angrier than usual

    did you or did you not read about me picking fights

    how is this news to you

    better yet

    how is this me being angrier than "usual"

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I've never made up a story.

    I drink way too much alcohol to necessitate the conjuration of stories.

    Except you've been too blitzed to remember half of them. So all your friends are going behind your back, "Remember that one time Viv..."

    AND YOU COULD NEVER CONTRADICT THEM

    Fate and apparently storytelling is no longer in your hands.

    I have apparently motorboated a substantial number of women's boobies in the past.

    You ol' schooner you.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "You're the personification of beauty."

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's amazing how small some women's boobies are.

    Coming from a dainty demure Chinese lady like myself

    that's saying something.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    "You're the personification of beauty."

    BARF

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i like small boobies

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    "You're the personification of beauty."

    Faggot.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I didn't say they were a BAD thing gosh

    just saying

    it's amazing how small boobies can be

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I've never made up a story.

    I drink way too much alcohol to necessitate the conjuration of stories.

    Except you've been too blitzed to remember half of them. So all your friends are going behind your back, "Remember that one time Viv..."

    AND YOU COULD NEVER CONTRADICT THEM

    Fate and apparently storytelling is no longer in your hands.

    I have apparently motorboated a substantial number of women's boobies in the past.

    I had to look that term up at urbandictionary, and then I nearly died in a coughing/laughing fit.

    Kudos.

    Ruckus on
  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I didn't say they were a BAD thing gosh

    just saying

    it's amazing how small boobies can be

    What do you have D's or something

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i didn't say you said they were a bad thing

    i was just saying stuff

    geez

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i pretty much enjoy most boobies

    because of uglytits i have to prefix the most

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i like small boobies

    If they're too small it's like groping your little brother.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    "You're the personification of beauty."

    Faggot.

    i know.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i like small boobies

    If they're too small it's like groping your little brother.

    except they won't go crying to mom about it

    potatoe on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I didn't say they were a BAD thing gosh

    just saying

    it's amazing how small boobies can be

    What do you have D's or something

    After she gets done with the photoshopping she does.

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  • LeXoAnvilLeXoAnvil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i like small boobies

    pedo

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i like small boobies

    pedo

    or i like petite girls

    you know

    maybe that one

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like b cups. The two of my last ex's had c cups. and I was like ehhhh.

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like short girls with big boobs.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i pretty much enjoy most boobies

    because of uglytits i have to prefix the most

    This reminds me that I saw the freakiest breasts last night.

    The girl wasn't too flash to begin with but when she took her top off the looked downright scary.

    They were like someone had stuck two balloons onto her chest, they were like really odd oval shapes.

    I just wanted her to go away.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I didn't say they were a BAD thing gosh

    just saying

    it's amazing how small boobies can be

    What do you have D's or something

    I wasn't aware there were people out there still ignorant of my cup size

    what the hell

    I whore and I whore

    and still you ignoramuses sprout up in the oddest of places

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