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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man this thread is why I don't say nice things to girls anymore.

    I shudder to think of what a mewling faggot I sounded like as a kid.

    If I could go back in time I would tell the younger me that A) you sound retarded when you pay poetic compliments to girls and B) any chick that expects talk like that needs a swift kick out of the car, not series of similies.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    or i like petite girls

    you know

    maybe that one

    our love could never be

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I told a girl on the phone I couldn't sleep because my pillow still smelled like her

    god, I feel like a douche even recounting that

    #pipe on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    I told a girl on the phone I couldn't sleep because my pillow still smelled like her

    god, I feel like a douche even recounting that

    "Next time fucking shower before you come over."

    Ruckus on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man this thread is why I don't say nice things to girls anymore.

    I shudder to think of what a mewling faggot I sounded like as a kid.

    If I could go back in time I would tell the younger me that A) you sound retarded when you pay poetic compliments to girls and B) any chick that expects talk like that needs a swift kick out of the car, not series of similies.

    You write good haiku
    It makes me so aroused
    lets go make babies




    God I hope I actually wrote that correctly.

    SoaL on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    or i like petite girls

    you know

    maybe that one

    our love could never be

    my last was 5'2", i'm 6'4"

    what does that tell you?


    but i could make an exception
    so, you know, if you're ever in america's h5
    :winky:

    potatoe on
  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In junior high I told a girl that her smile made my heart melt.


    The daunting heckles of my classmates still haunt my dreams.

    Eastern Glow on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    or i like petite girls

    you know

    maybe that one

    our love could never be

    my last was 5'2", i'm 6'4"

    what does that tell you?


    but i could make an exception
    so, you know, if you're ever in america's h5
    :winky:

    that you are a frighteningly huge motherfucker

    and dude I already told you

    I don't fuck uggos

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Most of my girlfriends are 5'2" or shorter. Then again, I'm 5'9" so it's not a huge difference.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SoaL wrote: »
    Man this thread is why I don't say nice things to girls anymore.

    I shudder to think of what a mewling faggot I sounded like as a kid.

    If I could go back in time I would tell the younger me that A) you sound retarded when you pay poetic compliments to girls and B) any chick that expects talk like that needs a swift kick out of the car, not series of similies.

    You write good haiku
    It makes me so aroused
    lets go make babies




    God I hope I actually wrote that correctly.

    It's supposed to be 5,7,5. I'm seeing 5,6,5 in yours.

    Ruckus on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ahhhh crap, I knew it was 7, but when I counted on my fingers six looked so much like seven.

    SoaL on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh snap

    potatoe on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Viv have I ever told you how refreshing it is that you are so balls to the wall confident about your self-image?

    Because seriously. <3

    Sami on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There goes my idea to ask out a girl with haiku.

    SoaL on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    chasm wrote: »
    Most of my girlfriends are 5'2" or shorter. Then again, I'm 5'9" so it's not a huge difference.

    Do you know why? Most girls are fucking short.

    Seriously finding any woman over 5'7" is a fucking challenge.

    Blake T on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SoaL wrote: »
    Ahhhh crap, I knew it was 7, but when I counted on my fingers six looked so much like seven.

    if you change "makes" to "maketh" you get the right syllables. But then you sound like a half retarded Shakespeare clone.

    Ruckus on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm 5'8"

    dude I'm currently seeing is like 6'2"

    Vivixenne on
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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SoaL wrote: »
    There goes my idea to ask out a girl with haiku.

    Sub "aroused" with "excited."

    chasm on
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  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want to poop in your butt and then you poop back in my butt.


    With the same poop.



    Forever.

    Eastern Glow on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    chasm wrote: »
    Most of my girlfriends are 5'2" or shorter. Then again, I'm 5'9" so it's not a huge difference.

    Do you know why? Most girls are fucking short.

    Seriously finding any woman over 5'7" is a fucking challenge.

    Man I know like 3 girls that are 5'10-6'. All the rest are 5'4" or shorter.

    Ruckus on
  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    chasm wrote: »
    Most of my girlfriends are 5'2" or shorter. Then again, I'm 5'9" so it's not a huge difference.

    Do you know why? Most girls are fucking short.

    Seriously finding any woman over 5'7" is a fucking challenge.

    My brother's girlfriend is 6'1" and all of her friends are around that range, too. Depends on where you are. My shortest girlfriend was 4'10"...going out in public was an endless parade of dirty looks from people who apparently thought I was a pedo.

    chasm on
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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my girlfriend is...

    5'...6"?

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i'm 5'6''

    viv is taller then me

    Kovak on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i am so huge

    potatoe on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i'm 6'5"

    i hate being able to only kiss some girls sitting down

    kinda gets annoying

    Ol' Sparky on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my girlfriend is...

    5'...6"?

    Just take her to 7-11 if your not sure.

    Ruckus on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    should've picked it up with a pair of tongs

    tracked down that fat friend

    and forced that used condom down her throat

    you're, uh

    you seem angrier than usual

    did you or did you not read about me picking fights

    how is this news to you

    better yet

    how is this me being angrier than "usual"

    actually i hadn't

    but now i have

    and incidents like that do seem like outliers

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    some bitch called me an uggo, though

    fuck her, she crazy

    potatoe on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Viv have I ever told you how refreshing it is that you are so balls to the wall confident about your self-image?

    Because seriously. <3

    keeeeeeeeeeeses

    <3

    Vivixenne on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    i'm 6'5"

    i hate being able to only kiss some girls sitting down

    kinda gets annoying

    hi5


    6'5"

    Stale on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    for me, the optimal girl height in relation to me is about four inches lower

    (cuz mah dick's like three feet long ya heard)

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yeah i love being tall

    sometimes it gets annoying

    "you play basketball?"

    "whoa dude youre fucking tall"

    but i realize now i great it is to be tall

    Ol' Sparky on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shortest dude in our group of friends is like 5'3".

    His head comes right up to my boobies

    so he likes to walk right into me and go "oops"

    it's okay though

    he's gay

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    chasm wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    chasm wrote: »
    Most of my girlfriends are 5'2" or shorter. Then again, I'm 5'9" so it's not a huge difference.

    Do you know why? Most girls are fucking short.

    Seriously finding any woman over 5'7" is a fucking challenge.

    My brother's girlfriend is 6'1" and all of her friends are around that range, too. Depends on where you are. My shortest girlfriend was 4'10"...going out in public was an endless parade of dirty looks from people who apparently thought I was a pedo.

    I would like to meet this gaggle of women.

    I think only know like two girls that are at the six foot mark.

    Mind you half my guy friends are like me and around around the 6' 2/3" range

    then there is like over a half a foot drop where the other half are like 5' 6/7".

    Blake T on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    yeah i love being tall

    sometimes it gets annoying

    "you play basketball?"

    "whoa dude youre fucking tall"

    but i realize now i great it is to be tall

    it is so good to be tall

    reaching the highest shelf

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I dated a girl for years that was 4'10"

    She was kinda dumpy back then.

    Now she's all hot.

    I hate that.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    some bitch called me an uggo, though

    fuck her, she crazy

    who would do such a mean thing

    what a bitch

    I'll kill her

    Vivixenne on
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Shortest dude in our group of friends is like 5'3".

    His head comes right up to my boobies

    so he likes to walk right into me and go "oops"

    it's okay though

    he's gay

    For some reason gay guys seem to like boobies almost as much as us straighties.

    Ruckus on
  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Boobs are awesome no matter who you are.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    some bitch called me an uggo, though

    fuck her, she crazy

    who would do such a mean thing

    what a bitch

    I'll kill her

    killing her would do no good

    she's already dead on the inside

    potatoe on
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