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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2007
    gnomes are tough, can always use an extra hand when it comes to teh raep.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I had a guy I raided WoW with call my cell phone to tell me a World Dragon was up and they desperately needed me to tank it.

    Unfortunately, my wife answered and had to translate the WoW speak to a coherent message for me and write it on the dry erase board. She was a bit scared and thought I was into dark magic and witching.

    Hah. My brother, who's married, just got into WoW. He really likes to talk about it, but I'm not sure it's any more uninteresting or confusing than all the sports talk.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    good thing they didn't want you to go pvp

    "tell him we need some help raping gnomes"

    The best part is he said to her "Hi, this is [In game name] from WoW, I'm looking for Millicent to tank a dargon and kill it for phat loot".

    I named my character Millicent after my wife.

    She was so confused and scared, until she remembered I made a character for her, and then she was just confused.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh lord.

    Edit: I don't suppose the in-game name was something awesome like Kumminonurgirl, or Gnomerape or something?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think cunt is a go if you're in mid-fuck. It is not a pre-fuck or post-fuck piece of language.

    really, really depends on the people involved

    Yes, definitely

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    millicent is a witches name

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    millicent is a witches name

    It's German for "won't take any of your shit", or at least it should be.

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  • VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Voth wrote: »
    Hi ... that's it.
    Grow a fucking pair.

    Haha ... I wish I could.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I think cunt is a go if you're in mid-fuck. It is not a pre-fuck or post-fuck piece of language.

    really, really depends on the people involved

    Yes, definitely
    My point is really that in mid-stroke, I find myself caring about small things like the word "cunt" or "Stop that hurts."

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Voth wrote: »
    Voth wrote: »
    Hi ... that's it.
    Grow a fucking pair.

    Haha ... I wish I could.

    one day.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I think cunt is a go if you're in mid-fuck. It is not a pre-fuck or post-fuck piece of language.

    really, really depends on the people involved

    Yes, definitely
    My point is really that in mid-stroke, I find myself caring about small things like the word "cunt" or "Stop that hurts."

    What about "wait, who are you"?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    millicent is a witches name

    It's German for "won't take any of your shit", or at least it should be.

    No, it definitely isn't.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "your dick could really be bigger"

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey, Karen, I have big, awesome news!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    millicent is a witches name

    It's German for "won't take any of your shit", or at least it should be.

    No, it definitely isn't.
    It means "Ten dollars."

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I'M IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WARHAMMER ONLINE BETA SHIT YES

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    most embarassing thing i've said to a female
    hm
    probably along the lines of, "so ... i can still talk to him even though you're broken up now, right?"

    apparently there is some female code that no .. no i can not

    i don't talk to her anymore

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I once wrote a letter to a girl that contained the phrase "Being without you makes me feel like I'm suffering from PMS."

    I was a big young to realize just what PMS was, I just knew it made you feel bad.

    The best part of this was the note was intercepted by a teacher, who read it, and tried rather unsuccessfully to chastise me while containing laughter.

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    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    millicent is a witches name

    It's German for "won't take any of your shit", or at least it should be.

    No, it definitely isn't.
    It means "Ten dollars."
    No, that's Karen

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I'M IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WARHAMMER ONLINE BETA SHIT YES
    Oh, how sad.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mully wrote: »
    most embarassing thing i've said to a female
    hm
    probably along the lines of, "so ... i can still talk to him even though you're broken up now, right?"

    apparently there is some female code that no .. no i can not

    i don't talk to her anymore
    That is guy code as well. It is considered to be untoward.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I'M IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WARHAMMER ONLINE BETA SHIT YES

    just when I thought you couldn't become more tragic

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I know!

    I couldn't play as Inquisitor though, that class isn't even announced yet.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no, there's nothing wrong with it, that's how big it always is

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    And I nearly won a Wii at Mario & Sonic at the olympic games.

    But some guy was about 0.06 seconds faster than me.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    I once wrote a letter to a girl that contained the phrase "Being without you makes me feel like I'm suffering from PMS."

    I was a big young to realize just what PMS was, I just knew it made you feel bad.

    The best part of this was the note was intercepted by a teacher, who read it, and tried rather unsuccessfully to chastise me while containing laughter.
    That's hilarious.

    Did your teacher read it to the whole class?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I told this girl to "chill in my pants" the other day.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Some girl I only sort of knew (at the time) was talking about how she had to work at subway with all these ugly girls and I was going to tell her that she would do great there because she would outshine all the competition. It came out as: "oh you'll fit right in then won't you?"

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And a few weeks ago this girl I hooked up with was all "can I keep your chain to remember you by?" and I was like "I paid over 300 bucks for that" and she said "I'm worth that aren't I?" and I said "Umm.... no not really"

    Then I gave her a clown ring from a quarter machine to compensate.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    I once wrote a letter to a girl that contained the phrase "Being without you makes me feel like I'm suffering from PMS."

    I was a big young to realize just what PMS was, I just knew it made you feel bad.

    The best part of this was the note was intercepted by a teacher, who read it, and tried rather unsuccessfully to chastise me while containing laughter.
    That's hilarious.

    Did your teacher read it to the whole class?

    Thankfully no, or I would be typing this from a comfy padded room somewhere...or from Neville's house.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    And a few weeks ago this girl I hooked up with was all "can I keep your chain to remember you by?" and I was like "I paid over 300 bucks for that" and she said "I'm worth that aren't I?" and I said "Umm.... no not really"

    You should've just indicated she'd only built up about 5 bucks of credit with you so far.

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  • LeXoAnvilLeXoAnvil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i dont really ever say much without thinking about it first but my GF says embarrassing crap to me all the time lol.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    rofl

    hey tfs how are you doing lol

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  • LeXoAnvilLeXoAnvil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?

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