I embarrass myself constantly in front of my wife with my theories on things. If she's not angry at me or in a state of denial about my mental capacity, I am not doing it right.
This is me, but with my sister. I just express my opinion on things and then she explains how wrong I am. Happens all the time.
principal: what do you have to say about the alligations that you have been smoking on the school campus?
me: sir......other then unsubstantiated rumors what evidenc.....
my GF: WE DIDNT SMOKE ANYTHING *TODAY*
me:...........(facepalm)
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(me at the age of 16)
my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
me:...................(facepalm)
my GF: what?
LOL!
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(me at the age of 16)
my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
me:...................(facepalm)
my GF: what?
(me at the age of 16)
my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
me:...................(facepalm)
my GF: what?
(me at the age of 16)
my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
me:...................(facepalm)
my GF: what?
You know what's funny? I know I've said some disastrous things to women over my life but when I try to think of specific examples I simply blank. I think I pushed them out of my mind so I won't be paralyzed in fear when talking to them.
I suppose the first time I ever danced with a girl (I was 13) I was afraid to put my hands on her waist and she had to grab my hands and place them there. God bless her little heart for not kicking me away like all the other girls in my grade. She even got laughed at by her friend for dancing with me. This was the girl I had a crush on since 5th grade. What a sweetheart.
Still though, hands were sweating like fire hoses.
(me at the age of 16)
my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
me:...................(facepalm)
my GF: what?
(me at the age of 16)
my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
me:...................(facepalm)
my GF: what?
(me at the age of 16)
my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
me:...................(facepalm)
my GF: what?
Not so much embarrassing to me, but my sister's 19 year old friends really should wander out of the shower assuming that because my parents are out of town, nobody else will be home either.
Not so much embarrassing to me, but my sister's 19 year old friends really should wander out of the shower assuming that because my parents are out of town, nobody else will be home either.
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This is me, but with my sister. I just express my opinion on things and then she explains how wrong I am. Happens all the time.
me: sir......other then unsubstantiated rumors what evidenc.....
my GF: WE DIDNT SMOKE ANYTHING *TODAY*
me:...........(facepalm)
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booya
lmfao
palm
look i just dont think this is gonna work out
maybe we can still be friends
I suppose the first time I ever danced with a girl (I was 13) I was afraid to put my hands on her waist and she had to grab my hands and place them there. God bless her little heart for not kicking me away like all the other girls in my grade. She even got laughed at by her friend for dancing with me. This was the girl I had a crush on since 5th grade. What a sweetheart.
Still though, hands were sweating like fire hoses.
Damn those awkward years, they were frightening.
atomrofl
LAWL
kinda glad she either didnt notice or didnt feel like telling my boss about it
Was drunk, got dared.
c'mon PI
it can be pretty great
9 times out of 10 you get slapped
but that 10th time
it's magical.
or some woman was wearing some low cut that was showing off her scabby boobs?
the second one
shut up
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Not so much embarrassing to me, but my sister's 19 year old friends really should wander out of the shower assuming that because my parents are out of town, nobody else will be home either.
god, i guess
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Quadruple it.
It was vanilla ice
in perfect time
with hand gestures.
It was like I was being possesed by 1990.
Nice.