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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Freshman year of high school a girl asked me to dance, and all I could do was mumble and run off lol

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Was she ugly? Because at least then it's understandable, though there are better courses of action.

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lol hey guys rofl whats up lol

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    LeXoAnvilLeXoAnvil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i love my gal but pretty much every day for the past 6 years shes said something embarrasing to someone.....useally of importance

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Is it one of your Karen days again?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    useally

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I embarrass myself constantly in front of my wife with my theories on things. If she's not angry at me or in a state of denial about my mental capacity, I am not doing it right.

    This is me, but with my sister. I just express my opinion on things and then she explains how wrong I am. Happens all the time.

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    LeXoAnvilLeXoAnvil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    principal: what do you have to say about the alligations that you have been smoking on the school campus?
    me: sir......other then unsubstantiated rumors what evidenc.....
    my GF: WE DIDNT SMOKE ANYTHING *TODAY*
    me:...........(facepalm)

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want to punch you in the fucking face lexo

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    alligators?

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?
    LOL!

    booya

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?
    LOL!

    booya

    lmfao

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    face

    palm

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?
    LOL!

    booya

    lmfao
    loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?
    LOL!

    booya

    lmfao
    loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    look i just dont think this is gonna work out

    maybe we can still be friends

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know what's funny? I know I've said some disastrous things to women over my life but when I try to think of specific examples I simply blank. I think I pushed them out of my mind so I won't be paralyzed in fear when talking to them.

    I suppose the first time I ever danced with a girl (I was 13) I was afraid to put my hands on her waist and she had to grab my hands and place them there. God bless her little heart for not kicking me away like all the other girls in my grade. She even got laughed at by her friend for dancing with me. This was the girl I had a crush on since 5th grade. What a sweetheart.

    Still though, hands were sweating like fire hoses.

    Damn those awkward years, they were frightening.

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Luz... Lalz?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?
    LOL!

    booya

    lmfao
    loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    atomrofl

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?
    LOL!

    booya

    lmfao
    loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    atomrofl

    LAWL

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i dont know if this counts but i once was literally gagging after looking at a giant scab on some woman's breast

    kinda glad she either didnt notice or didnt feel like telling my boss about it

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Suck my fat one".

    Was drunk, got dared.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Slapping a woman's ass is the action of a dickwad.

    c'mon PI

    it can be pretty great

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    Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "So....heard you suck a mean dick."

    9 times out of 10 you get slapped

    but that 10th time

    it's magical.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i dont know if this counts but i once was literally gagging after looking at a giant scab on some woman's breast

    kinda glad she either didnt notice or didnt feel like telling my boss about it
    Some woman was showing you her scabby boobs at work?

    or some woman was wearing some low cut that was showing off her scabby boobs?

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i dont know if this counts but i once was literally gagging after looking at a giant scab on some woman's breast

    kinda glad she either didnt notice or didnt feel like telling my boss about it
    Some woman was showing you her scabby boobs at work?

    or some woman was wearing some low cut that was showing off her scabby boobs?

    the second one

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    LeXoAnvil wrote: »
    (me at the age of 16)
    my grandmother: oh you kids look nice. you going out somewere?
    my GF: yea "we" just got out of the shower.
    me:...................(facepalm)
    my GF: what?
    LOL!

    shut up

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Pretty much anything.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bergy I saw that you softie

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saw what?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Nice."

    Not so much embarrassing to me, but my sister's 19 year old friends really should wander out of the shower assuming that because my parents are out of town, nobody else will be home either.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    Saw what?

    god, i guess

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm really confused.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I'm really confused.

    Quadruple it.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    While we were dating, I was driving and started to sing along with the radio. Something I almost never do, but for some reason started to then.

    It was vanilla ice

    in perfect time

    with hand gestures.



    It was like I was being possesed by 1990.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "be the kim to my possible, baby"

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    "Nice."

    Not so much embarrassing to me, but my sister's 19 year old friends really should wander out of the shower assuming that because my parents are out of town, nobody else will be home either.

    Nice.

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