Oh, the months-long debacle over "Am I hot?" "You're very cute." "So you're saying I'm not hot?" "Well I like cute better than hot. You're more cute." "What's the difference? What makes me cute but not hot?" "Well hot is like sexy and sensual. Cute is more happy and cuddly." "You don't think I'm sexy..."
Oh God, why didn't I learn that you're supposed to just lie to women?
Oh, the months-long debacle over "Am I hot?" "You're very cute." "So you're saying I'm not hot?" "Well I like cute better than hot. You're more cute." "What's the difference? What makes me cute but not hot?" "Well hot is like sexy and sensual. Cute is more happy and cuddly." "You don't think I'm sexy..."
Oh God, why didn't I learn that you're supposed to just lie to women?
You should always double think what you're saying, if you're saying it to someone that you want to see naked.
Well see, that's actually stupid. Healthy does NOT mean fat, which is what I'm thinking pissed her off. It's still a strange thing to comment a girl on(unless the conversation was specifically about fitness), but that's far more of a stretch than taking the leap from cuddly to fat.
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
With Kirstie Alley and that guy that looks like and idiot and plays an idiot and that teenager?
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
With Kirstie Alley and that guy that looks like and idiot and plays an idiot and that teenager?
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
With Kirstie Alley and that guy that looks like and idiot and plays an idiot and that teenager?
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
"I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."
Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
"I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."
Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
"I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."
Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.
ahahhaa.
this experience made you gay I take it
I bet it was the buttsex.
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that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
"I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."
Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.
ahahhaa.
this experience made you gay I take it
Not really. The experience made me learn how not to be a tool.
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Oh God, why didn't I learn that you're supposed to just lie to women?
what are you retarded
no but you are fat
see shibby
we told you you're retarded
Mmm, yes, I think so.
having any concept of tact
Boy, she was pissed off.
That's probably the worst I've done.
You should always double think what you're saying, if you're saying it to someone that you want to see naked.
Well see, that's actually stupid. Healthy does NOT mean fat, which is what I'm thinking pissed her off. It's still a strange thing to comment a girl on(unless the conversation was specifically about fitness), but that's far more of a stretch than taking the leap from cuddly to fat.
that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues
I was talking to this girl, and she was complaining that she was fat. Which was fucking ridiculous.
I said, `No, you're not fat.'
She said, `I'm not skinny.'
I said, `No, you're healthy. You look good.'
And she was all pissed off 'cause she thinks the term healthy is synonymous with fat. So, we had a big discussion about how healthy == fat.
Granted, she was a bit crazy. But really hot. Jesus she was hot.
With Kirstie Alley and that guy that looks like and idiot and plays an idiot and that teenager?
yes.
Yeah, that one sucked.
No?
Okay, well fed?
for the record she is in fact somewhat hot
"I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."
Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.
ahahhaa.
this experience made you gay I take it
I bet it was the buttsex.
Not really. The experience made me learn how not to be a tool.
obviously
It's a coin toss, I guess.
no. that would be gay.
What made you sure that you are gay?
After being interrupted by the cops knocking on the window while having sex with my g/f in the back of her mom's chevy blazer.
In the middle of the day.
At the park.
Where there were several soccer games in progress.
I couldn't recall, but I just told her, "I would assume so."
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.