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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    i can't think of anything particularly embarassing that i've ever said to a lady

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    "But you're a fun kind of trashy."

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    suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my girlfriend

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, the months-long debacle over
    :) "Am I hot?"
    :mrgreen: "You're very cute."
    :| "So you're saying I'm not hot?"
    :mrgreen: "Well I like cute better than hot. You're more cute."
    :( "What's the difference? What makes me cute but not hot?"
    :mrgreen: "Well hot is like sexy and sensual. Cute is more happy and cuddly."
    :cry: "You don't think I'm sexy..."

    Oh God, why didn't I learn that you're supposed to just lie to women?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    you called her cuddly?

    what are you retarded

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hey am I hot

    no but you are fat

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cuddly = fat.

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    wow you idiot way to fuck that up

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, the months-long debacle over
    :) "Am I hot?"
    :mrgreen: "You're very cute."
    :| "So you're saying I'm not hot?"
    :mrgreen: "Well I like cute better than hot. You're more cute."
    :( "What's the difference? What makes me cute but not hot?"
    :mrgreen: "Well hot is like sexy and sensual. Cute is more happy and cuddly."
    :cry: "You don't think I'm sexy..."

    Oh God, why didn't I learn that you're supposed to just lie to women?

    see shibby

    we told you you're retarded

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok, so, could he have fixed the situation with a quick "Er, I mean, I'd totally like to bang the shit out of you"?

    Mmm, yes, I think so.

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    or you know

    having any concept of tact

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yes you are so hot let me fuck you

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey, hey, it's ok if you say "I'd like to," instead of "I'm going to."

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I once told a girl that she looked healthy.

    Boy, she was pissed off.

    That's probably the worst I've done.

    You should always double think what you're saying, if you're saying it to someone that you want to see naked.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    woman, you look so unhealthy. you could stand to eat a sandwhich or two. awwww yeaaaah

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I once told a girl that she looked healthy.

    Boy, she was pissed off.

    That's probably the worst I've done.

    You should always double think what you're saying, if you're saying it to someone that you want to see naked.

    Well see, that's actually stupid. Healthy does NOT mean fat, which is what I'm thinking pissed her off. It's still a strange thing to comment a girl on(unless the conversation was specifically about fitness), but that's far more of a stretch than taking the leap from cuddly to fat.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Third Rock From the Sun yo

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    woman, you look so unhealthy. you could stand to eat a sandwhich or two. awwww yeaaaah
    That's basically what it was.

    I was talking to this girl, and she was complaining that she was fat. Which was fucking ridiculous.

    I said, `No, you're not fat.'

    She said, `I'm not skinny.'

    I said, `No, you're healthy. You look good.'

    And she was all pissed off 'cause she thinks the term healthy is synonymous with fat. So, we had a big discussion about how healthy == fat.

    Granted, she was a bit crazy. But really hot. Jesus she was hot.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

    With Kirstie Alley and that guy that looks like and idiot and plays an idiot and that teenager?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

    With Kirstie Alley and that guy that looks like and idiot and plays an idiot and that teenager?

    yes.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

    With Kirstie Alley and that guy that looks like and idiot and plays an idiot and that teenager?

    yes.

    Yeah, that one sucked.

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No no, you're just Big Boned.

    No?

    Okay, well fed?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    okay once this chick asked me if I thought she was hot and basically I just said I had no opinion one way or an other.

    for the record she is in fact somewhat hot

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

    "I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."


    Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.

    ahahhaa.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

    "I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."


    Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.

    ahahhaa.

    this experience made you gay I take it

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

    "I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."


    Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.

    ahahhaa.

    this experience made you gay I take it

    I bet it was the buttsex.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    "Oh, I thought you had a penis"

    that reminds me of that show with the aliens disguised as humans and the father is a professor or something and he picks up a "chick" at a gay bar and hilarity ensues

    "I'm new to this. I didn't know you ladies had tentacles down there."


    Nah, when I was in 6th grade though, I think I wrote some embarassing poem and gave it to this girl who had shown no interest in me. I think her reaction was something like "Oh. Neat." and then she walked away.

    ahahhaa.

    this experience made you gay I take it


    Not really. The experience made me learn how not to be a tool.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    then when did you decide to turn gay?

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when he learned about you wren.

    obviously

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    its true. I do turn a lot of men gay. too bad I'm not into that sort of thing

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm unsure if you're trolling for the obligatory "you don't turn gay" post, or if you're just being dumb.
    It's a coin toss, I guess.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But are you interested in male animals?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    But are you interested in male animals?

    no. that would be gay.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Let's rephrase the question.

    What made you sure that you are gay?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Is there a problem, officer?"

    After being interrupted by the cops knocking on the window while having sex with my g/f in the back of her mom's chevy blazer.

    In the middle of the day.

    At the park.

    Where there were several soccer games in progress.

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My girlfriend asked me if I ever made fun of her in high school.

    I couldn't recall, but I just told her, "I would assume so."

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sexual orientation is serious business neville. watch out

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Is there a problem, officer?"

    After being interrupted by the cops knocking on the window while having sex with my g/f in the back of her mom's chevy blazer.

    In the middle of the day.

    At the park.

    Where there were several soccer games in progress.
    are you both hobos?

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