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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't think it was one thing, I questioned in high school but was seriously repressed. And in college a guy in the room next to mine was gay and asked when I knew I was gay, but I denied it. He laughed and said "oh okay then."

    But moving to australia for 6 months let me "explore" since nobody knew me.

    tl;dr growing up in a repressed environment in the South can make it difficult to realize who you are. *cue music swell*

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Or shortly, Australia made you gay.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Australia: The Destination for Gays

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Or shortly, Australia made you gay.

    Australia made me supergay.

    I am batdonger.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    "Is there a problem, officer?"

    After being interrupted by the cops knocking on the window while having sex with my g/f in the back of her mom's chevy blazer.

    In the middle of the day.

    At the park.

    Where there were several soccer games in progress.
    are you both hobos?
    Hobos don't drive SUV's.
    I was 16, she was 18. We didn't have a lot of options!

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Australia does not make very good gays.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Batdonger like in GIS "Bat Penis", first row, fourth picture, filters off?

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  • Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "If I were a lesbian, I'd hit you up so hard you'd turn into one too."

    She didn't even crack a smile.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The most embarrassing shit I've ever said was probably while I was blacked out drunk, so thank gad I can't remember.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Batdonger like in GIS "Bat Penis", first row, fourth picture, filters off?

    Jordyn drew it in my book. I'll post a picture of it in a bit.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you called her cuddly?

    what are you retarded

    I'm not 100% sure if I actually said "cuddly" but yes, that's the gist of it. She was pretty chubby though. Ass like BAM but not exactly six-pack abs.

    To be perfectly honest I think I've gotten a reputation around my friends as being a bit of a chubby-chaser.
    I swear it's just coincidence.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    'Scuse me while i whip this out

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    'Scuse me while i whip this out
    I'm still waiting.

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  • JaceyJacey Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This thread has now made my stomach hurt from laughter, and I must now stop for my health.

    Just want to say though, as a girl, I find these lines pretty epic, I mean, they'd get me.

    Though, some say I'm a nerd.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Batawang.

    God you fucks.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you called her cuddly?

    what are you retarded

    I'm not 100% sure if I actually said "cuddly" but yes, that's the gist of it. She was pretty chubby though. Ass like BAM but not exactly six-pack abs.

    To be perfectly honest I think I've gotten a reputation around my friends as being a bit of a chubby-chaser.
    I swear it's just coincidence.
    I used to know this guy that only dated fat chicks.

    Not 'cause he was really attracted to them, but because, `They fuck like it's the last time.'

    That guy was an asshole.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i dont think i have ever met a mean gay person

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i dont think i have ever met a mean gay person

    most of the mean gay people out there are the guys trying to stop gays from marrying.

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  • Paper TigerPaper Tiger Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "What is a rim job?"

    followed by

    "I would give you a rim job."

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i dont think i have ever met a mean gay person

    most of the mean gay people out there are the guys trying to stop gays from marrying.

    why would they do that mister wren

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  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    'Scuse me while i whip this out

    That reminds me of an old fraternity brother of mine. He would whip his dick out, wrap it around his wrist, and then ask people if they could read the time off his watch.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my calc teacher is gay

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So did you?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i dont think i have ever met a mean gay person

    most of the mean gay people out there are the guys trying to stop gays from marrying.

    why would they do that mister wren

    beats me. ask them yourself

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm pretty sure there are a lot of bad things i have said to females because i remember a lot of D: moments afterwards

    but i seem to have repressed them because i don't remember anythign before that

    it's probably for the best.

    it's not like i can't carry a conversation with girls, but there are some times where i say somethign without thinking about it, and with guys it's like "ok that doesnt' matter" but girls are like D:

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wavechaser wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    'Scuse me while i whip this out

    That reminds me of an old fraternity brother of mine. He would whip his dick out, wrap it around his wrist, and then ask people if they could read the time off his watch.
    How many times could he get it around his wrist?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you know like whatever

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i dont think i have ever met a mean gay person

    i sure have.
    i try to be a nice guy in general, though.
    i don't really know that it's associated with me being gay, though
    more the Southern in me

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  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Wavechaser wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    'Scuse me while i whip this out

    That reminds me of an old fraternity brother of mine. He would whip his dick out, wrap it around his wrist, and then ask people if they could read the time off his watch.
    How many times could he get it around his wrist?

    Just the once.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I know a few gay guys who aren't downwright mean, but incredibly catty and derisive often for no reason.

    But I thought they were jerks before I knew they were gay, so whatever

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i dont think i have ever met a mean gay person

    i sure have.
    i try to be a nice guy in general, though.
    i don't really know that it's associated with me being gay, though
    more the Southern in me

    people in the south are disturbingly nice

    the only time someone up here is that nice to me is when they have screwed me over and i havent found out about it yet

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I met a gay dude on Saturday.

    He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I met a gay dude on Saturday.

    He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.
    I got propositioned by a guy who I can only assume had at least some homosexual tendencies once.

    I don't care what you say, it's nice to know someone is willing to pay to have sex with you.

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  • Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Once knew a girl who did nothing but chase gay men.

    I thought that she took it as a challenge or something. But really fucked up and kind of stupid.

    If the man likes the dick, the vagina won't do the trick.

    Jesus, I just wanted someone to hit the stupid out of her with a nailbat.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I met a gay dude on Saturday.

    He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.
    I got propositioned by a guy who I can only assume had at least some homosexual tendencies once.

    I don't care what you say, it's nice to know someone is willing to pay to have sex with you.
    ahahahaha. I had some old dude offer me $100 if I would let him go down on me.

    I thought really hard about that.

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  • Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I met a gay dude on Saturday.

    He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.
    I got propositioned by a guy who I can only assume had at least some homosexual tendencies once.

    I don't care what you say, it's nice to know someone is willing to pay to have sex with you.

    Are you straight? A lot of really attractive gay people usually take it up as a challenge to gay up the straight. Sort of like how men who think they are all that and more will charm the engaged women.

    I've had so many lesbians try to fix me, and my ex was constantly having his friend turn him to the 'Bright side'.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I once told a girl that she would be prettier if she didnt have a face. i didnt mean it to come out that way. i was just somehwere else and it was more like a freudian slip.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    One of my apartment-mates Junior year was (and still is) gay. He didn't live up to the stereotype at all. He left messes all over the place and his room was a pit. He kept to himself mostly or went out with friends he never introduced to the rest of us and on top of that managed to get into a relationship with a guy who just used him and apparently had some very violent history with a female acquaintance of mine.

    He dropped out and moved back home with his folks right after we got letters telling us that the utilities for the apartment that were put in his name (he was staying over the summer and we weren't) were all overdue. We had to fight his parents to get not only his share of the rent and utilities that he hadn't paid, but all the money we'd given him to pay them as well. It turned out that he spent the checks we'd given him on CLOTHES.

    I don't care what they say about Neville. This kid Peter was the worst gay I've ever met. Other than him though, I've generally liked most of the homos I've come into contact with.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I met a gay dude on Saturday.

    He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.
    I got propositioned by a guy who I can only assume had at least some homosexual tendencies once.

    I don't care what you say, it's nice to know someone is willing to pay to have sex with you.

    Are you straight? A lot of really attractive gay people usually take it up as a challenge to gay up the straight. Sort of like how men who think they are all that and more will charm the engaged women.

    I've had so many lesbians try to fix me, and my ex was constantly having his friend turn him to the 'Bright side'.
    Yeah, I was just walking down the sidewalk and he tried to like sweet-talk / hustle / con me into coming to some hotel room and offered up cash toward the end when I wasn't having it. He was drunk and creepy and it was on some street in the Tenderloin, but like I was saying you can't take this away from me -- that man wanted to give me money for my sex, because I'm just hot like that.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I once told a girl that she would be prettier if she didnt have a face. i didnt mean it to come out that way. i was just somehwere else and it was more like a freudian slip.

    was she a butterface

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