He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.
I got propositioned by a guy who I can only assume had at least some homosexual tendencies once.
I don't care what you say, it's nice to know someone is willing to pay to have sex with you.
Are you straight? A lot of really attractive gay people usually take it up as a challenge to gay up the straight. Sort of like how men who think they are all that and more will charm the engaged women.
I've had so many lesbians try to fix me, and my ex was constantly having his friend turn him to the 'Bright side'.
Yeah, I am.
But fuck.. it was $100. I probably would have done it if he didn't have a beard.
He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.
I got propositioned by a guy who I can only assume had at least some homosexual tendencies once.
I don't care what you say, it's nice to know someone is willing to pay to have sex with you.
Are you straight? A lot of really attractive gay people usually take it up as a challenge to gay up the straight. Sort of like how men who think they are all that and more will charm the engaged women.
I've had so many lesbians try to fix me, and my ex was constantly having his friend turn him to the 'Bright side'.
Yeah, I am.
But fuck.. it was $100. I probably would have done it if he didn't have a beard.
Body/facial hair grosses me out.
You could have looked at him suggestively and requested that you help shave his beard.
100 dollars and a free gay episode, and a little tip on the side.
I once told a girl that she would be prettier if she didnt have a face. i didnt mean it to come out that way. i was just somehwere else and it was more like a freudian slip.
was she a butterface
no. i meant to say something completely different but i was reading or in the middle of another conversation. actually. i guess she was a butterface a bit. i would hit it.
He was pretty nice. He grabbed my crotch and offered me cocaine.
I got propositioned by a guy who I can only assume had at least some homosexual tendencies once.
I don't care what you say, it's nice to know someone is willing to pay to have sex with you.
Are you straight? A lot of really attractive gay people usually take it up as a challenge to gay up the straight. Sort of like how men who think they are all that and more will charm the engaged women.
I've had so many lesbians try to fix me, and my ex was constantly having his friend turn him to the 'Bright side'.
Yeah, I am.
But fuck.. it was $100. I probably would have done it if he didn't have a beard.
Body/facial hair grosses me out.
You could have looked at him suggestively and requested that you help shave his beard.
100 dollars and a free gay episode, and a little tip on the side.
No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!
I don't think it was one thing, I questioned in high school but was seriously repressed. And in college a guy in the room next to mine was gay and asked when I knew I was gay, but I denied it. He laughed and said "oh okay then."
Up to this point, I think you just paraphrased how Jack helped Will come out.
I'm tired of getting near-mauled by gays and like 1 girl in my entire life
apparently the girl was completely slutty too, which i only found out when she kept dropping hints about sex in a school basement when 2 of my friends were there.
it was like "so a lot of kids come down here to have sex behind these pillars"
"uuh, well I'm surprised the teachers don't find them"
"well it's an older part of the school, no one comes down here unless it's to have sex."
*looks over at friends who apparently haven't heard*
"well uuh, i guess we'd better go then" *books it upstairs*
don't get me wrong, i appreciate the enthusiasm, but man. like, right there, in the middle of a school where 8-9 other schools were gathered.
I'm tired of getting near-mauled by gays and like 1 girl in my entire life
apparently the girl was completely slutty too, which i only found out when she kept dropping hints about sex in a school basement when 2 of my friends were there.
it was like "so a lot of kids come down here to have sex behind these pillars"
"uuh, well I'm surprised the teachers don't find them"
"well it's an older part of the school, no one comes down here unless it's to have sex."
*looks over at friends who apparently haven't heard*
"well uuh, i guess we'd better go then" *books it upstairs*
don't get me wrong, i appreciate the enthusiasm, but man. like, right there, in the middle of a school where 8-9 other schools were gathered.
you pussy
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I don't think it was one thing, I questioned in high school but was seriously repressed. And in college a guy in the room next to mine was gay and asked when I knew I was gay, but I denied it. He laughed and said "oh okay then."
Up to this point, I think you just paraphrased how Jack helped Will come out.
Which means your life reflects a sitcom. Huh.
Man, Will is such a boring character too.
I don't want to be him. =(
No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!
I think it was just me though, cause she offered for only me to follow her down there and my other friends were like "hey we'll come too, i wanna take a look around the rest of the school". and she was 1/2 whispering the things to me.
in retrospect my friends are notorious for accidental blockage.
No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!
a study?
i thought that was like a given
like 5,280 ft = 1 mile
Guthrie girls = dirty, loose whores
No truer words have ever been said. i just recently left a girl because she boned 4 dudes at the same time while i was out of town camping.
I think it was just me though, cause she offered for only me to follow her down there and my other friends were like "hey we'll come too, i wanna take a look around the rest of the school". and she was 1/2 whispering the things to me.
in retrospect my friends are notorious for accidental blockage.
edit: i can recall at least 4 times
If I was down there with my friends, I would have told them to fuck off.
I think it was just me though, cause she offered for only me to follow her down there and my other friends were like "hey we'll come too, i wanna take a look around the rest of the school". and she was 1/2 whispering the things to me.
in retrospect my friends are notorious for accidental blockage.
edit: i can recall at least 4 times
If I was down there with my friends, I would have told them to fuck off.
They would have understood.
it was utah
most of my friends were mormon, which isn't bad, but these 2 were like Captain and Colonel mormon.
telling them to leave while a girl is in the room is like saying "guys get the hell out of my house there is a rock sitting on my table"
i don't think they would have understood unless i had actually told them "guys go back upstairs i'm pretty sure this girl wants to have sex right here in the basement" and then i would have just gotten bad looks and probably a lecture.
so basically, yes I'm a sissy
edit: and no, when i got back upstairs my friend asked why she brought me down there without her. when i replied with "uuh..." i guess it was some kind of sign that she had been right because she told me that she had slept with, like, all the boys. and apparently while i was talking to everyone in her circle of friends she had passed a cell phone back and forth like a note to her. I'll spare the details.
Oh, the months-long debacle over "Am I hot?" "You're very cute." "So you're saying I'm not hot?" "Well I like cute better than hot. You're more cute." "What's the difference? What makes me cute but not hot?" "Well hot is like sexy and sensual. Cute is more happy and cuddly." "You don't think I'm sexy..."
Oh God, why didn't I learn that you're supposed to just lie to women?
okay, so i saw this guy walking between classes
he had dark brown hair, with orange highlights
had a dark-red shoulder bag
he looked like a pretty normal guy
then i saw him run and leap over a little concrete structure to avoid a crowd in his way
which wasn't too out of the ordinary
but then i saw his tail
the fucker was wearing a raccoon tail
just a 2-foot tail hanging out from below his shirt
okay, so i saw this guy walking between classes
he had dark brown hair, with orange highlights
had a dark-red shoulder bag
he looked like a pretty normal guy
then i saw him run and leap over a little concrete structure to avoid a crowd in his way
which wasn't too out of the ordinary
but then i saw his tail
the fucker was wearing a raccoon tail
just a 2-foot tail hanging out from below his shirt
okay, so i saw this guy walking between classes
he had dark brown hair, with orange highlights
had a dark-red shoulder bag
he looked like a pretty normal guy
then i saw him run and leap over a little concrete structure to avoid a crowd in his way
which wasn't too out of the ordinary
but then i saw his tail
the fucker was wearing a raccoon tail
just a 2-foot tail hanging out from below his shirt
apparently not all of these people are furries
i guess it was a huge fad in japan at one point (i blame ayumi hamasaki) and is now a huge fad for weeaboos.
i will however say that there were 2 or 3 people who wore those when i used to play magic.
The mormon basement story reminds me of a similar situation I was in in... I want to say freshman year of high school. Could have been sophomore.
Either way there was this girl in the drama club I was in (it was fun. shut up!). I had previously thought this girl was cute but it was hearing her talk that made me decide to just be happy looking at her. Mother nature had been generous to her this year in the hormone department, it seemed, as she was sporting a very impressive rack for her or any age.
I heard this girl talk about things I'd never have thought anyone talked about openly (I lived a fairly sheltered life) including her sexual status (virgin but interested), her masturbation habits ("I've never tried a foreign object!!!" blurted from the back of the room followed by asking about carrots and bananas and what if they broke off inside) and boys she'd fuck if they asked nicely.
She was also quite ditzy, which is a turn-off to me, not that it didn't prevent my imagination from formulating elaborate sexual fantasies.
So during a dress rehearsal, she's standing next to me and whispers that she thinks I'm hot and if I like her. I notice, not for the first time that evening, that she's not wearing a bra under her tight, black sweater. I rasp back to her that I didn't want to have that conversation then and there but would talk to her later.
So when I got the chance I told her that she was very pretty and that physically I was attracted to her but she needed to quit saying dumb things. It didn't really seem to hurt her feelings but when I didn't pursue her afterwards she moved on and I didn't hear word 2 on it after the fact.
I bet she's a HUGE slut right now, and I'm not exactly regretting getting in on the ground floor of that, but you always have to wonder...
No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!
a study?
i thought that was like a given
like 5,280 ft = 1 mile
Guthrie girls = dirty, loose whores
No truer words have ever been said. i just recently left a girl because she boned 4 dudes at the same time while i was out of town camping.
No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!
a study?
i thought that was like a given
like 5,280 ft = 1 mile
Guthrie girls = dirty, loose whores
No truer words have ever been said. i just recently left a girl because she boned 4 dudes at the same time while i was out of town camping.
i remember that
she was pretty loose
Sorry, that was my fault. I think she might still have my watch in there somewhere. If you find it let me know.
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But fuck.. it was $100. I probably would have done it if he didn't have a beard.
Body/facial hair grosses me out.
You could have looked at him suggestively and requested that you help shave his beard.
100 dollars and a free gay episode, and a little tip on the side.
hoho.
no. i meant to say something completely different but i was reading or in the middle of another conversation. actually. i guess she was a butterface a bit. i would hit it.
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theres not much to choose from
STEAM!
no.
No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/TY5DML75RJ18
Up to this point, I think you just paraphrased how Jack helped Will come out.
Which means your life reflects a sitcom. Huh.
apparently the girl was completely slutty too, which i only found out when she kept dropping hints about sex in a school basement when 2 of my friends were there.
it was like "so a lot of kids come down here to have sex behind these pillars"
"uuh, well I'm surprised the teachers don't find them"
"well it's an older part of the school, no one comes down here unless it's to have sex."
*looks over at friends who apparently haven't heard*
"well uuh, i guess we'd better go then" *books it upstairs*
don't get me wrong, i appreciate the enthusiasm, but man. like, right there, in the middle of a school where 8-9 other schools were gathered.
That dude was awesome
Man, Will is such a boring character too.
I don't want to be him. =(
a study?
i thought that was like a given
like 5,280 ft = 1 mile
Guthrie girls = dirty, loose whores
STEAM!
that's how dudes be gettin sick
that's how dicks be gettin drips
you know what, I'm still not quite sure.
I think it was just me though, cause she offered for only me to follow her down there and my other friends were like "hey we'll come too, i wanna take a look around the rest of the school". and she was 1/2 whispering the things to me.
in retrospect my friends are notorious for accidental blockage.
edit: i can recall at least 4 times
No truer words have ever been said. i just recently left a girl because she boned 4 dudes at the same time while i was out of town camping.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/TY5DML75RJ18
yeah
what's the big deal?
They would have understood.
did she sleep around with tons of dudes?
or are you equating adventurous sex or a high sex drive with being a slut?
it was utah
most of my friends were mormon, which isn't bad, but these 2 were like Captain and Colonel mormon.
telling them to leave while a girl is in the room is like saying "guys get the hell out of my house there is a rock sitting on my table"
i don't think they would have understood unless i had actually told them "guys go back upstairs i'm pretty sure this girl wants to have sex right here in the basement" and then i would have just gotten bad looks and probably a lecture.
so basically, yes I'm a sissy
edit: and no, when i got back upstairs my friend asked why she brought me down there without her. when i replied with "uuh..." i guess it was some kind of sign that she had been right because she told me that she had slept with, like, all the boys. and apparently while i was talking to everyone in her circle of friends she had passed a cell phone back and forth like a note to her. I'll spare the details.
wasn't even that embarassing
"Ohhhhh. You want me to cum on your face."
he had dark brown hair, with orange highlights
had a dark-red shoulder bag
he looked like a pretty normal guy
then i saw him run and leap over a little concrete structure to avoid a crowd in his way
which wasn't too out of the ordinary
but then i saw his tail
the fucker was wearing a raccoon tail
just a 2-foot tail hanging out from below his shirt
Did you say something embarrassing to him?
apparently not all of these people are furries
i guess it was a huge fad in japan at one point (i blame ayumi hamasaki) and is now a huge fad for weeaboos.
i will however say that there were 2 or 3 people who wore those when i used to play magic.
boy was i ashamed
now, i'm not a violent person, but i'd have to hit them
i didn't really love her
and i was very drunk
Either way there was this girl in the drama club I was in (it was fun. shut up!). I had previously thought this girl was cute but it was hearing her talk that made me decide to just be happy looking at her. Mother nature had been generous to her this year in the hormone department, it seemed, as she was sporting a very impressive rack for her or any age.
I heard this girl talk about things I'd never have thought anyone talked about openly (I lived a fairly sheltered life) including her sexual status (virgin but interested), her masturbation habits ("I've never tried a foreign object!!!" blurted from the back of the room followed by asking about carrots and bananas and what if they broke off inside) and boys she'd fuck if they asked nicely.
She was also quite ditzy, which is a turn-off to me, not that it didn't prevent my imagination from formulating elaborate sexual fantasies.
So during a dress rehearsal, she's standing next to me and whispers that she thinks I'm hot and if I like her. I notice, not for the first time that evening, that she's not wearing a bra under her tight, black sweater. I rasp back to her that I didn't want to have that conversation then and there but would talk to her later.
So when I got the chance I told her that she was very pretty and that physically I was attracted to her but she needed to quit saying dumb things. It didn't really seem to hurt her feelings but when I didn't pursue her afterwards she moved on and I didn't hear word 2 on it after the fact.
I bet she's a HUGE slut right now, and I'm not exactly regretting getting in on the ground floor of that, but you always have to wonder...
better than in the windy attic
I read this differently.
I thought you were implying that tails turn you on or something.
rowr
i remember that
she was pretty loose
STEAM!
Sorry, that was my fault. I think she might still have my watch in there somewhere. If you find it let me know.
My grandparents gave that to me.