(9:44:25 PM) Frank: hey Karen
(9:45:55 PM) Karen: hello
(9:46:08 PM) Frank: hey
(9:46:21 PM) Frank: So I need to get something off my chest
(9:46:35 PM) Frank: you see, I've been living a lie my entire life
(9:46:37 PM) Karen: Go for it, dear
(9:46:43 PM) Karen: what
(9:46:50 PM) Frank: I was pretending to be someone I'm not
(9:46:58 PM) Karen: Hm?
(9:47:16 PM) Frank: and now I wish to expose my true self and my true feelings to you
(9:47:22 PM) Karen: Okay
(9:47:34 PM) Frank: I am a LIBERTARIAN!
(9:47:41 PM) Karen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:47:43 PM) Frank: there I said it
(9:47:50 PM) Frank: oi
(9:48:04 PM) Karen: Nooooooo
(9:48:05 PM) Karen: :9
(9:48:07 PM) Karen:
(9:48:36 PM) Frank: sorry, I had to come out sooner or later
(9:48:44 PM) Karen: (was honestly expecting you coming out of the closet)
(9:44:25 PM) Frank: hey Karen
(9:45:55 PM) Karen: hello
(9:46:08 PM) Frank: hey
(9:46:21 PM) Frank: So I need to get something off my chest
(9:46:35 PM) Frank: you see, I've been living a lie my entire life
(9:46:37 PM) Karen: Go for it, dear
(9:46:43 PM) Karen: what
(9:46:50 PM) Frank: I was pretending to be someone I'm not
(9:46:58 PM) Karen: Hm?
(9:47:16 PM) Frank: and now I wish to expose my true self and my true feelings to you
(9:47:22 PM) Karen: Okay
(9:47:34 PM) Frank: I am a LIBERTARIAN!
(9:47:41 PM) Karen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:47:43 PM) Frank: there I said it
(9:47:50 PM) Frank: oi
(9:48:04 PM) Karen: Nooooooo
(9:48:05 PM) Karen: :9
(9:48:07 PM) Karen:
(9:48:36 PM) Frank: sorry, I had to come out sooner or later
(9:48:44 PM) Karen: (was honestly expecting you coming out of the closet)
God, I have said so many embarrassing things. But specifically to a girl?
Probably the time I actually worked up the courage to ask a girl to prom with me through stutters and mutters and and insinuations only to learn she was going with a guy I didn't like so much.
She let me down well though.
And has since fallen off the face of the earth, apparently.
"And to think, you could be spending this time doing crunches."
Granted, that was less of a freudian slip and more of a rage-induced outburst. That was when she was in the process of sending a barrage >50 of text messages to my prepaid phone. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, she was self-conscious about her slight belly fat.
What's kind of funny is I'm still with this girl.
Also, when she first saw my dong she said "you're bigger than I'd thought you'd be.
VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
Are you serious, Nevs?
Man I feel terrible that I didn't show up, I really do.
I might visit Seattle at a non-PAX time some time next year though, if I can get the days off. I will have to see. Shipping can be painful, I understand. Thanks for hanging on to that stuff for me though.
I was dating this girl for a couple of weeks before we where ever intimate, and I always thought she had a nice rack, not huge or anything some where between b and c cup. It was winter so I never got a good view of the goods due to the fact that I live in the frozen tundra of North Dakota and she was always wearing sweaters or jackets or whatever. So the first time we are getting naked with each other she takes off her bra and holy shit where did the tities go? and I actually let lose something to the extent of "ohh good I didnt know they patted bras that much what happened to your breasts!"
the interesting post scrip to this story is she still slept with me that night.
even more interesting note she later slept with one of my friends and when she came into apologize to me i was half asleep and called her slutty satan.
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well i can assure you mine is real... cuase I was fuckin pissed!
edit: but I still hit it! at least 5 times in the next 2 weeks or so... most sex I ever got from a casual relationship
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
this is kinda off-topic but I don't wanna make a thread about it but it kinda fits because I guess it was embarrassing for some people involved
last week I played real-life capture the flag with some random people... some were my friends, others I'd only just met
during the last play of the match, my best buddy got clotheslined as he was running as a decoy flag runner
it was dark and he didn't see the steel cable tethered across the patch of grass he was running
ran right into it and it sliced a bit of his torso open... nothing serious in the end but it was bleeding kinda badly at first
then this assfucker sore winner shitarded douchebag tool who's been talking shitty trash talk the entire match (cuz they were winning I guess) comes over to join the majority of the players who had crowded around my friend to see what happened
this guy (henceforth referred to as "the douche") has been alienating everyone on both teams all night, talkin' smack about a game
he looks down at my friend, and goes "pfffft that happened to me earlier, he's fine, man what a pussy" and walks away
then he turns to talk to one of his own teammates and talks about how he thinks my buddy is a pussy
I run up behind him as they're walking back to where we left our stuff
body-check him so he stumbles
he turns around and I shove him right in the chest
he's all like "what the fuck"
and I'm all like "don't you fucking talk to my best friend that way you shitsmoker"
he's all like "the hell are you talking about"
I'm all like "DON'T FUCKING CALL HIM A PUSSY"
the douche's friend turns and looks at him and goes "dude you don't call a dude a pussy when he's down, that is not cool"
and the douche ignores him and is all like "SHUT UP FATASS he's being a pussy, it happened to me earlier and you don't see me making a big deal over it"
and I'm all like "the only reason nobody made a big deal out of it is because no one gives a flying fuck about YOU"
and at that point one of the other people listening in kinda pulls me away from him and walks me back to my friend so that we can make sure he's ok
and after that we were just chillin' after the match and I'm all smiling and shaking hands with people on both teams
douche is just sitting there
all alone
no one fucking paying him any attention
I'm all thinking "that's right bitch"
TL;DR: I get called a fatass and pick a fight with someone who wasn't even worth the energy to pick a fight with
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That was pretty bad
Motherfucker I just spit all over my monitor.
Jesus, that is bad.
And I thought I did this wrong.
cuz they kinda looked like tumors from over here"
(true story)
(it's ok though I didn't like her)
this
this right here
i don't know why i am attracted to viv's brand of bitchiness but it is hilarious
(9:45:55 PM) Karen: hello
(9:46:08 PM) Frank: hey
(9:46:21 PM) Frank: So I need to get something off my chest
(9:46:35 PM) Frank: you see, I've been living a lie my entire life
(9:46:37 PM) Karen: Go for it, dear
(9:46:43 PM) Karen: what
(9:46:50 PM) Frank: I was pretending to be someone I'm not
(9:46:58 PM) Karen: Hm?
(9:47:16 PM) Frank: and now I wish to expose my true self and my true feelings to you
(9:47:22 PM) Karen: Okay
(9:47:34 PM) Frank: I am a LIBERTARIAN!
(9:47:41 PM) Karen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:47:43 PM) Frank: there I said it
(9:47:50 PM) Frank: oi
(9:48:04 PM) Karen: Nooooooo
(9:48:05 PM) Karen: :9
(9:48:07 PM) Karen:
(9:48:36 PM) Frank: sorry, I had to come out sooner or later
(9:48:44 PM) Karen: (was honestly expecting you coming out of the closet)
but, shit
usually when I go after someone it's to be funny
if I genuinely do not like the person though
I'll go for their balls
cuz like
when it's all fun and games I will never make fun of something I know they're insecure about
when it's balls-to-the-wall-I'ma-knife-your-cervix I will go after your goddamn babymaker if I feel like you deserve it
hey i haven't heard you on vent before!
A++ would read again :^:
this is how i am
it makes me smile
Probably the time I actually worked up the courage to ask a girl to prom with me through stutters and mutters and and insinuations only to learn she was going with a guy I didn't like so much.
She let me down well though.
And has since fallen off the face of the earth, apparently.
Secret Satan
it was okay because I was aiming to offend her
We all are a little bit at least. Even the gay posters can't deny.
I just want to bring her places so she can tear people apart and we will laugh.
that people mailed to me
we need to figure out what to do with it
mailing it to china might be... costly
Granted, that was less of a freudian slip and more of a rage-induced outburst. That was when she was in the process of sending a barrage >50 of text messages to my prepaid phone. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, she was self-conscious about her slight belly fat.
What's kind of funny is I'm still with this girl.
Also, when she first saw my dong she said "you're bigger than I'd thought you'd be.
I still don't know how to take that.
I said that without realizing that it had the potential to be offensive.
Then I dated one for like 5 years and wasted a lot of my youth.
So, match point for that chick, I guess.
i do!
and you have a very classy voice
very easy to listen to
i like the av/sig
they is wonderful
Man I feel terrible that I didn't show up, I really do.
I might visit Seattle at a non-PAX time some time next year though, if I can get the days off. I will have to see. Shipping can be painful, I understand. Thanks for hanging on to that stuff for me though.
Its okay, fuck the airlines. Seriously.
I can hold on to it, too, if you want, although finding them in a year may be a delightful "challenge"
oh skull man YOU CAD
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me just the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman!
Why would finding it in a year be a challenge?
Did they give Viv a man on a bike?
Satans..... hints.....
the interesting post scrip to this story is she still slept with me that night.
even more interesting note she later slept with one of my friends and when she came into apologize to me i was half asleep and called her slutty satan.
Because I lose everything.
edit: but I still hit it! at least 5 times in the next 2 weeks or so... most sex I ever got from a casual relationship
last week I played real-life capture the flag with some random people... some were my friends, others I'd only just met
during the last play of the match, my best buddy got clotheslined as he was running as a decoy flag runner
it was dark and he didn't see the steel cable tethered across the patch of grass he was running
ran right into it and it sliced a bit of his torso open... nothing serious in the end but it was bleeding kinda badly at first
then this assfucker sore winner shitarded douchebag tool who's been talking shitty trash talk the entire match (cuz they were winning I guess) comes over to join the majority of the players who had crowded around my friend to see what happened
this guy (henceforth referred to as "the douche") has been alienating everyone on both teams all night, talkin' smack about a game
he looks down at my friend, and goes "pfffft that happened to me earlier, he's fine, man what a pussy" and walks away
then he turns to talk to one of his own teammates and talks about how he thinks my buddy is a pussy
I run up behind him as they're walking back to where we left our stuff
body-check him so he stumbles
he turns around and I shove him right in the chest
he's all like "what the fuck"
and I'm all like "don't you fucking talk to my best friend that way you shitsmoker"
he's all like "the hell are you talking about"
I'm all like "DON'T FUCKING CALL HIM A PUSSY"
the douche's friend turns and looks at him and goes "dude you don't call a dude a pussy when he's down, that is not cool"
and the douche ignores him and is all like "SHUT UP FATASS he's being a pussy, it happened to me earlier and you don't see me making a big deal over it"
and I'm all like "the only reason nobody made a big deal out of it is because no one gives a flying fuck about YOU"
and at that point one of the other people listening in kinda pulls me away from him and walks me back to my friend so that we can make sure he's ok
and after that we were just chillin' after the match and I'm all smiling and shaking hands with people on both teams
douche is just sitting there
all alone
no one fucking paying him any attention
I'm all thinking "that's right bitch"
TL;DR: I get called a fatass and pick a fight with someone who wasn't even worth the energy to pick a fight with