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[Phalla] Through The Greatwood - Finale: A Hero's Return (Good Guys Win!)

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    FembotFembot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Garrrrgh, 10 pages already?

    I find that I cannot join any of the current voting trends. I will not vote for someone to gain the powers of the inquisitor when I know not which direction he might try to lead us with his answers, so vote Fembot.

    By the same token, I cannot in good conscience assist in sending a man to his death when - as far as we know - he has done nothing to harm us, save a bit of bad poetry. In that vein, I also vote Fembot.

    Fembot on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jester313 wrote: »
    Well, I'm still not sure about the Dethkok vote. It seems pretty superficial. Day one is always a fools game, and it looks like the people have nominated their fool.
    Well, this is true. Day 1 deaths always suck, and hey, everyone dies to them eventually, so why should I be complaining? There's absolutely no reason to pick another target, because I'm as good as any. I'm not pissed because I'm getting bandwagoned, I'm pissed because I'm getting bandwagoned for trying to make people laugh

    Hey, I warned you. I said I'd vote for the next person who wrote a haiku, and then you wrote a haiku.

    See? visiblehowl stands by his principles. Which is why you should elect visiblehowl.

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    zalzal Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DËTHKÖK wrote: »
    I'm getting bandwagoned for trying to make people laugh

    There there, it's not your fault they can't understand your comedic genius.

    zal on
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    FembotFembot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And of course while I compose my post, the bandwagon shifts off in another direction. >_>

    While his words were harsh and rather uncalled for, I'm sure we've all said worse to the camp whores. My vote remains on myself, though Xevo acting like a dick is almost enough for me to switch it.

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !vote Squashua 'cause he is always getting killed early and that is no fun.

    !vote Xevo as a new grudge vote since Dethkok was on the same winning side as me and he can't be bad then, he even told me so.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Still, DETHKOK isn't off the hook. He may be using the Vote count to make himself look good.
    That's what happens in a lot of cases.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Still, DETHKOK isn't off the hook. He may be using the Vote count to make himself look good.
    That's what happens in a lot of cases.
    You mean me posting spreadsheets?
    'Cuz yeah, I started posting the spreadsheet because it might help me not get killed. Everyone has a will to survive in these games, ain't no reason to crucify me because I want to liveeeee.
    but I ain't tampering with the spreadsheets, if that's what you are implying. You can go back and check if I'm really that suspicious.

    Anyways: Spreadsheet!

    Summary!
    Execution:
    DETHKOK - 11
    Xevo - 5
    DA - 2
    Bale, Durax, Fembot, PrecisionK and Zerinan - 1 each

    Election:
    Squashua - 8
    DA - 5
    Ardor - 3
    Hakkekage, Telcus - 2 each
    Bale, Elendil, Fembot, Trueneverborn, visiblehowl, Zot - 1 each

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Still, DETHKOK isn't off the hook. He may be using the Vote count to make himself look good.
    That's what happens in a lot of cases.

    I doubt a bad guy would go out of his way to be the center of attention on day one. Unless said bad guy is precisionk, TehSpectre or Drez.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey DETHKOK, try to post the vote count at the top of pages, to reduce unnecessary scrolling to find out what the vote's at.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys, I have a revelation to make.

    I'm a bad guy.

    Now, I know what you're thinking. You want to kill me. And that's understandable. But think logically about this for a moment.

    For at least the past 10 phallas I've been in, one of two things has happened with me:

    1) I die on the first or second day;
    2) I do something that severely cripples my team, usually causing it to lose.

    In fact, my team has lost the last 3 phallas in which I wasn't killed day 1. Ask somebody about Space Phalla 13.

    So what do you think? If you think I'm actually a good guy, you should vote for me and kill me off on day one so I don't harm the village's chances. If you think I'm a bad guy like I claim, you should let me live, because I'll probably screw up my team's chances.

    You decide.

    Edit: Lawlz, top of the page.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Still, DETHKOK isn't off the hook. He may be using the Vote count to make himself look good.
    That's what happens in a lot of cases.
    You mean me posting spreadsheets?
    'Cuz yeah, I started posting the spreadsheet because it might help me not get killed. Everyone has a will to survive in these games, ain't no reason to crucify me because I want to liveeeee.
    but I ain't tampering with the spreadsheets, if that's what you are implying. You can go back and check if I'm really that suspicious.

    Anyways: Spreadsheet!

    Summary!
    Execution:
    DETHKOK - 11
    Xevo - 5
    DA - 2
    Bale, Durax, Fembot, PrecisionK and Zerinan - 1 each

    Election:
    Squashua - 8
    DA - 5
    Ardor - 3
    Hakkekage, Telcus - 2 each
    Bale, Elendil, Fembot, Trueneverborn, visiblehowl, Zot - 1 each
    Quoted because Zot tells me to!

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    XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LOL I was not even close to being the first person to vote Dethkok, I was like the 4th or 5th so gets your facts straight Zot!

    edit: per this - http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=33814&page=4 - I was the 7th person to vote for him, so yeah...

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys, I have a revelation to make.
    SMOKESCREEN - MY SECRET WIN CONDITION SAYS I MUST GET KILLED DAY ONE

    Hmm... [size=+1]NO PROMISES, NO SYMPATHY, VOTE SQUASHUA[/size]

    Squashua on
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    3rd person to vote for him, first to not offer any sort of reason whatsoever. You were the first to really jump on the bandwagon, which makes you suspicious.

    EDIT: Whoa, I have no idea what I read earlier but I swear I saw Xevo's vote being 3rd. I guess I was off, but I'm keeping my vote on Xevo for being a jerk.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Er wow. Ok, there, VH.

    After finishing the the last page I was all dammit Xevo now you've gotta make me vote for you and now it's no longer quite so clear

    So just !retract DETHKOK and I don't know if VH is lying or not but either way it's a brazen enough move...

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Visible's move makes no sense. Why would he come out and say he's a bad guy? Proclaim himself a spy amongst us?

    What are his motives? One, he wants us to execute him, and he wins. Two, he wants us to stave off the blade hoping he will hurt "his team".

    I believe he has no reason to die.

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    XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    3rd person to vote for him, first to not offer any sort of reason whatsoever. You were the first to really jump on the bandwagon, which makes you suspicious.

    EDIT: Whoa, I have no idea what I read earlier but I swear I saw Xevo's vote being 3rd. I guess I was off, but I'm keeping my vote on Xevo for being a jerk.

    First off, !retract Dethkok and !vote Zot

    And now the reasons you so desperately want: As I said, stupid people in Phallas make me angry. Your mathematic skills clearly leave something to be desired:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2737954&postcount=85
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2737987&postcount=87
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2738000&postcount=90
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2738001&postcount=91
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2738014&postcount=94
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2738089&postcount=97

    I was actually vote 6, I accidentally counted a quote of a vote above me as the 6th thinking I was the 7th. Regardless, it's clear you either can't count, or have an ulterior motive for starting a bandwagon against me. Either are fine reasons for voting you out, I think...

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Jester313 wrote: »
    Visible's move makes no sense. Why would he come out and say he's a bad guy? Proclaim himself a spy amongst us?

    What are his motives? One, he wants us to execute him, and he wins. Two, he wants us to stave off the blade hoping he will hurt "his team".

    I believe he has no reason to die.

    We can always continue with the regular kill-vote and hope that the probable vigilante takes him down.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    My math skills? I read through a page quickly and thought I saw your vote being 3rd. It's a simple mistake. I'll still keep my vote on you for being a jerk, but it's no use voting for me and you know it.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    OK

    Ok Xevo now

    No need to get sand in your vagina

    wash it out with a gentle rinse and take some deep breaths

    Hakkekage on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    wash it out with a gentle rinse and take some deep breaths

    Is that how you do that?

    Tell me more. :winky:

    [size=+1]ELECT SQUASHUA FOR PRO-DIRTY TALKING STANCE[/size]

    Squashua on
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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man I've been using a vacuum cleaner all these years. It never did feel quite right.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    [size=+1]ELECT SQUASHUA FOR PRO-DIRTY TALKING STANCE[/size]
    Are you promising to talk dirty to us, Squashua?

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    [size=+1]ELECT SQUASHUA FOR PRO-DIRTY TALKING STANCE[/size]
    Are you promising to talk dirty to us, Squashua?

    I don't know, it depends.

    What are you wearing?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Man I've been using a vacuum cleaner all these years. It never did feel quite right.

    Oh no. It felt so right.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    DËTHKÖK wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    [size=+1]ELECT SQUASHUA FOR PRO-DIRTY TALKING STANCE[/size]
    Are you promising to talk dirty to us, Squashua?

    I don't know, it depends.

    What are you wearing?
    A polo and dress pants. Why?

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DËTHKÖK wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    DËTHKÖK wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    [size=+1]ELECT SQUASHUA FOR PRO-DIRTY TALKING STANCE[/size]
    Are you promising to talk dirty to us, Squashua?

    I don't know, it depends.

    What are you wearing?
    A polo and dress pants. Why?

    We're wearing the same thing!

    What color?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jester313 wrote: »
    We're wearing the same thing!

    What color?
    Medium green for the polo, dark brown for the pants.

    But I'm going to go take a shower, so soon I'm not going to be wearing anything! Exciting, isn't it?

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua, if I vote to elect you, will you remove me from your book of rage?

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    XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    OK

    Ok Xevo now

    No need to get sand in your vagina

    wash it out with a gentle rinse and take some deep breaths

    ::tries not to pout:: Please gentle lady, teach me the ways of sandy vaginal cleansing? Perhaps you could demonstrate the technique...? ;-)

    Xevo on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua, if I vote to elect you, will you remove me from your book of rage?

    [size=+1]NO PROMISES, NO COMPASSION.

    ELECT SQUASHUA, 2007![/size]

    Squashua on
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    DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Pictures make me !Vote Squashua

    Sand in Vagina makes me !Vote Xevo

    Seriously, don't kill the haiku-master. He's all emo and stuff.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Xevo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    OK

    Ok Xevo now

    No need to get sand in your vagina

    wash it out with a gentle rinse and take some deep breaths

    ::tries not to pout:: Please gentle lady,

    Who do you think you are, J.P. from "Grandma's Boy"?

    Weirdo.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So if visiblehowl is actually a bad guy, this suggests several things.

    1) The bad guys are not all joined together and don't know each other.
    2) The bad guys want us to all vote for VH so our voting records for today aren't useful.
    3) Visiblehowl has some condition about being hit with a vigilante or the vote early in the game.
    4) Visiblehowl is a good guy attempting to get the bad guys to contact or kill him.
    5) Visiblehowl cannot be killed today.

    We should just assume VH is a bad guy and leave him alone I think, we can spend our time more wisely somewhere else. That's my thinking on this. If a vigilante wants to kill him, that's fine. I'm just guessing that perhaps he has some odd role where being targeted by something might be beneficial to him.

    I don't have anything to back up any reasoning, but I think it might be best to let him live a day or two. For all we know, he's invincible for a short period of time and attempting to kill him is simply wasting a day or two.

    Ardor on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Xevo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    OK

    Ok Xevo now

    No need to get sand in your vagina

    wash it out with a gentle rinse and take some deep breaths

    ::tries not to pout:: Please gentle lady, teach me the ways of sandy vaginal cleansing? Perhaps you could demonstrate the technique...? ;-)

    Xevo is extremely suave and not-creepy.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Xevo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    OK

    Ok Xevo now

    No need to get sand in your vagina

    wash it out with a gentle rinse and take some deep breaths

    ::tries not to pout:: Please gentle lady, teach me the ways of sandy vaginal cleansing? Perhaps you could demonstrate the technique...? ;-)

    Xevo is extremely suave

    He's also pert, lush, fructis, and selsun blue.

    It puts him head and shoulders above the rest.

    Squashua on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Xevo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    OK

    Ok Xevo now

    No need to get sand in your vagina

    wash it out with a gentle rinse and take some deep breaths

    ::tries not to pout:: Please gentle lady, teach me the ways of sandy vaginal cleansing? Perhaps you could demonstrate the technique...? ;-)

    Xevo is extremely suave

    He's also pert, lush, fructis, and selsun blue.

    It puts him head and shoulders above the rest.

    ...and Pantene Pro-V.

    Am I doing this right?

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Squashua, if I vote to elect you, will you remove me from your book of rage?

    [size=+1]NO PROMISES, NO COMPASSION.

    ELECT SQUASHUA, 2007![/size]

    Hot damn I'm sold.

    I shall Retract my vote for Telcus for inquisitor, and replace it with a vote for the Squash.

    Man. It feels weird voting for him in anything other than red. It's just... unnatural.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !vote Xevo because I'd be bummed if dk died night 1

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    FembotFembot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah ok, fuck the roleplaying, Xevo is creeping me out.

    retract my deathvote for Fembot
    vote Xevo

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