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What do you call a gay dinosaur...
HallowedFaith
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A Megasoreass.
Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.
Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!
Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."
A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Man, I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. So the bartender says, "Well, the worst way I know of is standing up in a hammock."
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.
The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample". The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"
When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"
The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.
She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.
When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.
She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.
The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."
Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.
As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"
Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."
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come on now
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That was funnier than the OP.
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"The Politically Incorrect Math Book"
It was so awesome.
It was 100 pages of Politcally Incorrect Math Problems like "If Freddie the black guy is accused of stealing something by no less than 4 white upperclass men, how many years of incarceration will he pull if he is a first time offender?"
Oh man, I was in tears laughing through every page
Who's there?
Speaking of fresh, could you tell your mom it's high time she douched?
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That's not right, halloweds mom is at my place.
She's making the rounds.
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ONE WAS A-SALTED
well all right then
knock knock
"Are you sure?" asked the other.
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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whoa!
jk ladies
STEAM!
Christopher walken
go fuck yourself
man he'd have to lose some electrons for that effect
ba-zing
CAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY THEN THEY WOULD BE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
NOT LIKE A BIRD
BUT LIKE THE PASTRY
YOU SEE
BECAUSE PASTRIES ARENT BIRDS
THE PLAY ON WORDS INCITES HUMOR
ROFLMAO
THEY
ARE
NOT
THE
SAME
ARE YOU LAUGHING?
i love that movie
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STEAM!
neutrons are neutral
it just makes the atom lighter
and atoms lose electrons all the time
STEAM!
losing negatively charged particles means that there are more positively charged particles than negative making the whole thing positive!
that joke is older than the sphinx
STEAM!
magnesium is amazing when lit
STEAM!
"I think I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
The quantum rounds.
What do you get if you stab a baby 13 times in the face with a rusty knife?
Happy?
Satans..... hints.....
they never were
How do you get a baby into a bowl?