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Science declares Jessica Alba's walk hot (duh)
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So scientist have proven, through numbers and science and witchcraft, that Jessica Alba has the perfect booty shake when she walks
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/25/nwiggle125.xml
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/25/nwiggle125.xml
math dudes wrote:Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.
Jessica Alba's waist:hip ratio gives her a sexy walk
The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.
This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.
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Can't we have some gifs of science in motion?
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Sure, I'd bone her eight ways from Tuesday, but there are others I'd rather do given the choice.
Not that I'd ever have the opportunity to make such a decision.
at first it was dane cook in all the trailers
but now they're like wait he's not funny
let's have alba wiggling out of her pants
One of the few reasons to watch that movie is that the whole preview is basically her getting injured and hurt. I'm hoping the climax is her getting thrown down the stairs. Becuase nothing says love like black eyes and broken bones.
but then i realized dane cook was in it and im no longer interested.
and I thought
huh I guess I'll be beating off to that on youtube in a year
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"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
the flint hills and Lawrence beg to differ.
People's hair should be darker than their skin tone.
There are exceptions, but she's not one of them.
I used to think so, too, but GODDAMN is she hot in Fantastic Four!
thats kind of hot
what is the t
the t that you are splitting
For hot-taps and what not.
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haha
while I agree with the other guys who have said so, Alba isn't really a huge priority when I consider the hot chicks I'd want to get with, but she does have a fantastic ass, and that's mostly what this is about.
i um
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thus tsplitter was born
bet youre disappointed, huh
my name is also from a video game
can you guess which one
Yeah but for every 0.7 you get to study there's also a 1.4
like, why would you even have to study something that is so obviously not sexy
And the white chicks with the 0.2
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yeah i liked that game too
Well there are tons of celebrities with more beautiful faces, but there aren't many that come to mind with a sexier body(of course, it seems much harder to tell the difference in bodies).
my hip to waist ratio is 0.7
my point being
hip to waist ratio has nothing to do with a sexy walk
because i think i likely walk like a duck
and since when have ducks been sexy
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