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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
    A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
    So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
    If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.


    ...but then I think of the money I'll make...

    evilbob on
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  • edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
    A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
    So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
    If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.


    ...but then I think of the money I'll make...

    And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
    A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
    So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
    If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.


    ...but then I think of the money I'll make...

    And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
    I'd stop that talk quicksmart if I were you. Theres a good chance that at some point I'll have buisness to take elsewhere.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
    A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
    So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
    If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.


    ...but then I think of the money I'll make...

    And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
    I can't image you as a high profile defense attorney.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
    A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
    So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
    If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.


    ...but then I think of the money I'll make...

    And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
    I can't image you as a high profile defense attorney.

    Really? You all should know by now how I lack scruples/a conscience

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.

    You fail at literalism.

    You fail at grammar and clarity.

    How is "She told me" grammatically incorrect, or unclear?

    -20 Snark points for the both of you. See me after class.

    The way you've got your sentence set up, and how Richy is interpreting it (to humourous effect), you are saying she told you to use her eyes to take off your pants.

    You probably should have said, "... and, with her eyes, she told me to take off my pants..." or, "... and she told me, with her eyes, to take off my pants..." etcetera etcetera.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »

    Really? You all should know by now how I lack scruples/a conscience

    See, that doesn't necessarily make you a lawyer. Maybe a robber of some kind, but not necessarily a lawyer.

    A does not imply B.:P

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  • edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.

    You fail at literalism.

    You fail at grammar and clarity.

    How is "She told me" grammatically incorrect, or unclear?

    -20 Snark points for the both of you. See me after class.

    The way you've got your sentence set up, and how Richy is interpreting it (to humourous effect), you are saying she told you to use her eyes to take off your pants.

    You probably should have said, "... and, with her eyes, she told me to take off my pants..." or, "... and she told me, with her eyes, to take off my pants..." etcetera etcetera.

    Look at my post again. You mis-read it. It definitely wasn't ninja-edit'd or nothin'.

    @ Vulgarity -- what about me seems un-lawyerly?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?
    Are there any other kind? No seriously, are there?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?
    Are there any other kind? No seriously, are there?

    Cat is gonna beat you.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?
    Are there any other kind? No seriously, are there?
    There are, they just avoid you.
    and me :(

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  • edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?
    Are there any other kind? No seriously, are there?

    Cat is gonna beat you because she's such a moody woman, all PMS-ing with hormones and whatnot

    Zen! You ought to be ashamed.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?
    Are there any other kind? No seriously, are there?

    Cat is gonna beat you.
    I'm a bit moody myself so it can make for interesting times.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is the end of August and hot as balls and I think I am getting a cold.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is the end of August and hot as balls and I think I am getting a cold.
    Hahaha, it is pleasantly cool here.

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  • edited August 2007
    There's a guy who's screen I can see from here in the computer lab -- he's got corn rows, hat cocked to the side, baggy pants, etc., and he's watching Naruto (the most recent Shippuden). I always enjoy it when I see someone engaging in activities that you'd never imagine from their appearance.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bob, you look like a downtrodden Cat impersonator.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bob, you look like a downtrodden Cat impersonator.
    Yes, yes I do.

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  • edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bob, you are a downtrodden Cat impersonator.
    Yes, yes I am.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bob, you are a downtrodden Cat impersonator.
    Yes, yes I am.
    TeeHee

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok, 'twas just an observation.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Applying for jobs would be much more fun if people actually responded.

    Like, with something other than auto-replies.

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    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?

    Nah. She just has a broken sarcasm detector.

    With you? I'm surprised you lasted a day

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?

    Nah. She just has a broken sarcasm detector.

    With you? I'm surprised you lasted a day

    One year, nine months and counting.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Applying for jobs would be much more fun if people actually responded.

    Like, with something other than auto-replies.

    Annoying, isn't it?

    I guess Tom Petty was partially right with this "waiting being the longest time" business.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, Madonna is great.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    Seek medical attention for being delusional.

    This is why you post. For my entertainment.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, Madonna is great.
    no

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  • edited August 2007
    Man, Madonna is great.

    podlygay2.jpg

    ....

    Actually he totally would, but I've just really been wanting to use that lately.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How is liking Madonna gay? Lesbian kisses!

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  • edited August 2007
    How is liking Madonna gay? Lesbian kisses!

    She's totally a gay icon!

    Also, shut up.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's a great Podly picture. :^:

    But there are words in it. Make them go away!

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How is liking Madonna gay? Lesbian kisses!
    Lesbians are gay.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Podly gets a bum rap sometimes. He's hipster to the bone but otherwise a decent guy.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Speaking of which, I have noticed a trend recently for women in music videos (and to some extent, real life) to wear retro 80s clothes that were not flattering then and are not flattering now.

    :(

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  • edited August 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    That's a great Podly picture. :^:

    But there are words in it. Make them go away!

    Well, considering that I've never seen nor downloaded the original, that would be hard.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    How is liking Madonna gay? Lesbian kisses!
    Lesbians are gay.
    But if you're a man, baby!

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.

    Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.

    Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    Man, Madonna is great.
    no

    Yes!

    I learned to like Madonna from my gay Chinese teacher. He let me have her entire discography.

    That's some good dance shit.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Because you're a princess, Jeffe. A Druish princess.

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