:whistle:one time i sucked six in a row
one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
one time i got my kicks with joe
and i sucked his dick
and five of his friends in a row
yo yo yo:whistle:
There is probably a guinness type world record for the number of dicks held in one mouth, somewhere out there huh?
That is a strange thought.
Reminds me of a Leno "speaker's corner" sketch, where he leaves a camera on a street corner and lets people say what they want, and airs the best ones.
This girl came in and said "I can fit four bananas in my mouth!", then she proceeded to peel four bananas and stuff them in her mouth, and left.
Then these four guys came on, and one said "yeah, my three buddies and me have a special request for that banana girl..."
There is probably a guinness type world record for the number of dicks held in one mouth, somewhere out there huh?
That is a strange thought.
Reminds me of a Leno "speaker's corner" sketch, where he leaves a camera on a street corner and lets people say what they want, and airs the best ones.
This girl came in and said "I can fit four bananas in my mouth!", then she proceeded to peel four bananas and stuff them in her mouth, and left.
Then these four guys came on, and one said "yeah, my three buddies and me have a special request for that banana girl..."
Those guys must've been disappouinted. The logistics of putting four bananas in your mouth are a tad simpler, what with them not being attached to anything.
So, after about 10-15 calls to telus at an hour or so each, I finally have internet and phone.
Except my internet is 50% as fast as it should be. And my "wireless" router doesn't want to be wireless. And the internet cuts in and out and takes a good 10 minutes to reconnect. And the firmware isn't current on the router/modem and we need a new one.
Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger
Totally not hypocritical of me
If that were at all representative of any of my points, you'd have a strong case. Fact is, though, it isn't. Maybe you should put the computer down for awhile and go hunt for a clue in the real world.
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...were they ass-to-mouth?
Why? Pulling a train on a girl is the kind of thing that usually involves heavy drinking.
one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
one time i got my kicks with joe
and i sucked his dick
and five of his friends in a row
yo yo yo:whistle:
They don't let us know about half the records they've secrelty collected 'grip. The world wouldn't be able to handle it.
Squirt the kitten with a water bottle or, alternatively, lay down double sided tape in the area around the tree.
I thought you were talking about the drink.
It's pretty nerdy to care about what kind of TV cables someone is using.
I thought this was going to be about the energy drink.
Even light taps sometimes condition pets to always think you're going to tap them
And thats sad
This girl came in and said "I can fit four bananas in my mouth!", then she proceeded to peel four bananas and stuff them in her mouth, and left.
Then these four guys came on, and one said "yeah, my three buddies and me have a special request for that banana girl..."
Those guys must've been disappouinted. The logistics of putting four bananas in your mouth are a tad simpler, what with them not being attached to anything.
Arguably the worst hit song to come out of the early 90s.
Possibly, but the idea is solid.
Yes.
Quite firm.
A penetrating observation.
1000 miles is pretty far.
Oh, I understand the ins and outs.
In the caverns of rhine
Slinging petty corruption
The seventh sign!"
:?:
Did you know people who post on Internet forums are degenerate losers?
Oh, I post on forums, sure, but I'm not a degenerate loser
I'm certainly not being hypocritical or anything by making that special pleading
Just in case you didn't know, there you go.
Except my internet is 50% as fast as it should be. And my "wireless" router doesn't want to be wireless. And the internet cuts in and out and takes a good 10 minutes to reconnect. And the firmware isn't current on the router/modem and we need a new one.
I fucking hate Telus.
Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger
Totally not hypocritical of me
Wait, there's only one such picture? I call shenanigans.
I made two but only one of them looks gay... enough.
If that were at all representative of any of my points, you'd have a strong case. Fact is, though, it isn't. Maybe you should put the computer down for awhile and go hunt for a clue in the real world.
Hmm, that's almost tempting. Almost.
There needs to be a stand that sells only patty melts, french fries, and lemonade. They would make a fortune off me.