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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Googling now.

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
    In a row?

    ...were they ass-to-mouth?

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Actually you know, doing this at work is probably a bad idea.

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    Low KeyLow Key Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Low Key wrote: »
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.
    I don't think Guinness would keep track of such a stat.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There's a goal for next year's PAX.

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.
    I don't think Guinness would keep track of such a stat.

    Why? Pulling a train on a girl is the kind of thing that usually involves heavy drinking.

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    :whistle:one time i sucked six in a row
    one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
    one time i got my kicks with joe
    and i sucked his dick
    and five of his friends in a row
    yo yo yo
    :whistle:

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How do I explain to a kitten that eating my bonsai tree is bad without stunting his development?

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    Low KeyLow Key Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.
    I don't think Guinness would keep track of such a stat.

    They don't let us know about half the records they've secrelty collected 'grip. The world wouldn't be able to handle it.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's official, only tools buy Monster.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.
    I don't think Guinness would keep track of such a stat.
    They have the woman with the largest natural bust

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How do I explain to a kitten that eating my bonsai tree is bad without stunting his development?

    Squirt the kitten with a water bottle or, alternatively, lay down double sided tape in the area around the tree.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.
    I don't think Guinness would keep track of such a stat.
    They have the woman with the largest natural bust
    twenty6.jpg
    ?

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited August 2007

    I thought you were talking about the drink.

    It's pretty nerdy to care about what kind of TV cables someone is using.

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007

    I thought this was going to be about the energy drink.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    How do I explain to a kitten that eating my bonsai tree is bad without stunting his development?

    Squirt the kitten with a water bottle or, alternatively, lay down double sided tape in the area around the tree.
    Thanks.
    Even light taps sometimes condition pets to always think you're going to tap them
    D:
    And thats sad

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Low Key wrote: »
    There is probably a guinness type world record for the number of dicks held in one mouth, somewhere out there huh?

    That is a strange thought.
    Reminds me of a Leno "speaker's corner" sketch, where he leaves a camera on a street corner and lets people say what they want, and airs the best ones.

    This girl came in and said "I can fit four bananas in my mouth!", then she proceeded to peel four bananas and stuff them in her mouth, and left.

    Then these four guys came on, and one said "yeah, my three buddies and me have a special request for that banana girl..."

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    There is probably a guinness type world record for the number of dicks held in one mouth, somewhere out there huh?

    That is a strange thought.
    Reminds me of a Leno "speaker's corner" sketch, where he leaves a camera on a street corner and lets people say what they want, and airs the best ones.

    This girl came in and said "I can fit four bananas in my mouth!", then she proceeded to peel four bananas and stuff them in her mouth, and left.

    Then these four guys came on, and one said "yeah, my three buddies and me have a special request for that banana girl..."

    Those guys must've been disappouinted. The logistics of putting four bananas in your mouth are a tad simpler, what with them not being attached to anything.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Detachable penises.

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Detachable penises.

    Arguably the worst hit song to come out of the early 90s.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Detachable penises.

    Arguably the worst hit song to come out of the early 90s.

    Possibly, but the idea is solid.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Detachable penises.

    Arguably the worst hit song to come out of the early 90s.

    Possibly, but the idea is solid.

    Yes.

    Quite firm.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.
    I don't think Guinness would keep track of such a stat.
    They have the woman with the largest natural bust
    twenty6.jpg
    ?
    no

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aem, I congratulate you on your use of the Podly Gay pic. I've been waiting for that to pick up :P

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Detachable penises.

    Arguably the worst hit song to come out of the early 90s.

    Possibly, but the idea is solid.

    Yes.

    Quite firm.

    A penetrating observation.

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    CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys,

    1000 miles is pretty far.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Detachable penises.

    Arguably the worst hit song to come out of the early 90s.

    Possibly, but the idea is solid.

    Yes.

    Quite firm.

    A penetrating observation.

    Oh, I understand the ins and outs.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    At some point I guess you are kind of limited by the number of dudes crotches you can fit around your face.
    I don't think Guinness would keep track of such a stat.
    They have the woman with the largest natural bust
    twenty6.jpg
    ?
    no
    "Ghosts and goblins run amock
    In the caverns of rhine
    Slinging petty corruption
    The seventh sign!"

    :?:

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Casket wrote: »
    Guys,

    1000 miles is pretty far.
    You've got more lives than a cat.

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So guys

    Did you know people who post on Internet forums are degenerate losers?

    Oh, I post on forums, sure, but I'm not a degenerate loser

    I'm certainly not being hypocritical or anything by making that special pleading

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Did you guys know that Target Practice is a complete fuckstick?

    Just in case you didn't know, there you go.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So, after about 10-15 calls to telus at an hour or so each, I finally have internet and phone.

    Except my internet is 50% as fast as it should be. And my "wireless" router doesn't want to be wireless. And the internet cuts in and out and takes a good 10 minutes to reconnect. And the firmware isn't current on the router/modem and we need a new one.

    I fucking hate Telus.

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eating meat is totally wrong

    Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger

    Totally not hypocritical of me

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    James wrote: »
    Aem, I congratulate you on your use of the Podly Gay pic. I've been waiting for that to pick up :P

    Wait, there's only one such picture? I call shenanigans.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Awwwwwkwward

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aem, I congratulate you on your use of the Podly Gay pic. I've been waiting for that to pick up :P

    Wait, there's only one such picture? I call shenanigans.

    I made two but only one of them looks gay... enough.

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    CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey guys what's something that kids buy a lot of these days?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eating meat is totally wrong

    Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger

    Totally not hypocritical of me

    If that were at all representative of any of my points, you'd have a strong case. Fact is, though, it isn't. Maybe you should put the computer down for awhile and go hunt for a clue in the real world.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Carl's Jr. now has a Patty Melt.

    Hmm, that's almost tempting. Almost.

    There needs to be a stand that sells only patty melts, french fries, and lemonade. They would make a fortune off me.

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