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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    we have found ftairs

    fuck.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Edgewood wrote: »
    The bragging thread is making me sad. :|

    Yeah, my not being dead is a rather impressive feat, huh.

    The neatest thing among my "accomplishments" that I could think of is never once having a hangover.
    Someone once even suggested that that isn't healthy, but I couldn't come up with anything else.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    soooo

    I told my boyfriend that I got real drunk and fooled around with a dude at a party. I felt horrible about this for some time. Completely and utterly.

    and he said

    "if i'm not there next time I'll be super pissed."

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    soooo

    I told my boyfriend that I got real drunk and fooled around with a dude at a party. I felt horrible about this for some time. Completely and utterly.

    and he said

    "if i'm not there next time I'll be super pissed."

    Oh you gays.

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  • edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Edgewood wrote: »
    Aem, how the hell did you not die in Phalla? Your survival defies logic.

    Simply put: I rock.

    Really, I'm just beyond gleeful. I can't believe I managed to fool so many people, three nights in a row. I mean, I actually led three bandwagons. Not just participated/followed, but straight up started three bandwagons. And somehow I didn't get staked.

    Guys, seriously, could I get some validation here?

    I just want to be loved.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm terrible at phallas so I'm jealous.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius, you're cool enough to join us in ODaM now.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Er, I just got a fairly unnerving anonymous PM, and I don't know if it was a bot or some underground game, or what.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Er, I just got a fairly unnerving anonymous PM, and I don't know if it was a bot or some underground game, or what.
    What does it say?

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aemilius, you're cool enough to join us in ODaM now.

    I don't think I ever passed this requirement.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Teseracks have approached you to join in the secret struggle against the filthy Archons. Times are desperate, and allies are scarce. As the war escalates, each side turns to those they think they can trust. You may reject their offer, but you will not receive one from them again. The only way to join the fight after this will be if the Archons decide to make contact. Filthy as they are.

    You must respond in 24 hours or the offer will be automatically rejected

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aemilius, you're cool enough to join us in ODaM now.

    I don't think I ever passed this requirement.

    I never knew there was one. Go nuts.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was in the first ever ODAM phalla, i think that means I have a lifetime membership right?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tell them about this Nigerian friend of yours who may wind up being a billionaire king. If only someone could lend him $5,000 cash money to claim it and an enlarging penis.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007

    You know CJ, someone posted something similar in [chat] a few days ago and I figured it was someone from another sub-forum accidentally posting something from a game in the wrong place.

    But now I have no idea.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I was in the first ever ODAM phalla, i think that means I have a lifetime membership right?

    no, actually if you play in an inaugural you are never allowed to participate again. phalla by law #12.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aemilius, you're cool enough to join us in ODaM now.

    I don't think I ever passed this requirement.

    I don't think I've ever made a significant thingummy in a phalla.

    :(

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    The Teseracks have approached you to join in the secret struggle against the filthy Archons. Times are desperate, and allies are scarce. As the war escalates, each side turns to those they think they can trust. You may reject their offer, but you will not receive one from them again. The only way to join the fight after this will be if the Archons decide to make contact. Filthy as they are.

    You must respond in 24 hours or the offer will be automatically rejected

    I demand that you accept their offer. Kinda weird though.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't think I've ever rolled for initiative, so those guys probably wouldn't like me.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It sounds like something someone would do for a Phalla game, but I'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to be more specific if so.

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  • edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aemilius, you're cool enough to join us in ODaM now.

    :D:D:D

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously, spam them right back. With enlarged, misspelled peni and Nigerian Kings and that other stuff I just mindlessly erase.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    no, actually if you play in an inaugural you are never allowed to participate again. phalla by law #12.
    I'm pretty sure I was also in the inaugral D&D phalla which means that I can't play ever again because there's no way in hell I'm wandering over to play with SEers.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh yeah, I forgot, the last four words were half-repeated in a broken sentence after that paragraph, strongly making me suspect it's a bot.

    Or one sadistically clever user, either/or.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Evening, everyone!

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  • edited August 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Evening, everyone!

    What it is.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I forgot, the last four words were half-repeated in a broken sentence after that paragraph, strongly making me suspect it's a bot.

    Or one sadistically clever user, either/or.

    Wha...what kind of a bot would it be?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Good 'morrow.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I forgot, the last four words were half-repeated in a broken sentence after that paragraph, strongly making me suspect it's a bot.

    Or one sadistically clever user, either/or.

    Wha...what kind of a bot would it be?

    Apparently not a kill bot nor a sex bot, and those are the only bots worth having.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I forgot, the last four words were half-repeated in a broken sentence after that paragraph, strongly making me suspect it's a bot.

    Or one sadistically clever user, either/or.

    Wha...what kind of a bot would it be?

    Apparently not an anti-shadow Persona user-bot, and those are the only bots worth having.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I should probably go to sleep, what with the whole 'needing to be awake and useful' thing tomorrow.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MY ROOMIE IS TAKLING IN HIS SLEEP UGHHGHGHG

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Man creepy people piss me off. I'm not talking Casket creepy, either, he's cool in my book.

    this shit is just downright fucking horror movie creepy.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sorry, but that was terrifying.

    I wonder what he was talking about?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Terrifying would be reading that while P3 suddenly interjected with 'I have a feeling that Death is near!'

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sorry, but that was terrifying.

    I wonder what he was talking about?
    My host brother when I was in France used to talk in his sleep in 3 different languages.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Dude, my roomie used to do that all the time. I'd be on the computer with my back to the bed, and we'd be having a normal conversation that would gradually get weird.

    "How was your day?"
    "Oh, you know..."
    "Same old?"
    "Pretty much..."
    "Did you turn in that application?"
    "Yeah, I...I think...."
    "What'd they say?"
    "Fuckin Darth Vader, man....he's everywhere."
    "...What?"
    "Run for it! Oh shit! *SNORE*"

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    No, "terrifying" is when you're at band practice, and 3 really hot ladies come, and they're all rubbing up against you because they claim to be cold and then you realize there's a couple extra hands on your ass and it's some dude you've never met before.

    That's goddamn terrifying.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would be flattered, actually.

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I'm not saying I wasn't, I just would've preferred an introduction first or something.

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