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Bodies aren't for drawing on (silly tattoos)

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    2and2is52and2is5 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    2and2is5 wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    2and2is5 wrote: »
    I'm not dumb.
    Fucking fixed.

    oh you're right, I want ugly, permanent markings all over my body

    wait, no i don't

    tattoos are still dumb
    Tattoos can be badass, they're art. What's dumb about them?

    they look awful.

    whats the appeal?

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I find piercings and tattoos CAN be attractive on SOME females and depending on the type/placement.

    Different strokes and all that jazz.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That girl in the second picture would be cuter if she wasn't a fucking neanderthal.

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    BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was browsing tattoos in teh goog and I saw this
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    Clever ...

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    She would be indifferent.

    she would maybe be indifferent about piercings.

    maybe we're indiffernt to whether she has them or not.

    grug on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that's pretty cool, dude

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    that's pretty cool, dude

    Oh, Raneados, you always say what we think.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    Berk on
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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    *insert Berk praise here*

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man I am totally the bestevez

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I didn't know you had such defined muscles rane

    :winky:

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I am pretty hot doggies

    hahah

    pretty and hot

    there we go

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    Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I love this, but I feel like the ink should be a bit more subtle and larger.
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    I'm a huge GitS fan, and a bigger Descartes lover. I'm debating on whether or not to get those, or something more flashier like the plugs from the movie.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that looks like a 10 year olds work with a perm marker

    Zephyr on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    just get some tentacles all around your thighs and chest

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    edited September 2007
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    Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    that looks like a 10 year olds work with a perm marker

    That's why I like the idea, not the tattoo itself. That's why I'm leaning more towards Motoko's neck plugs from the movie.

    Dead China Doll on
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    SuperunknownSuperunknown Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't pay for it then. Just go at yourself with a texta.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i am going to get berk tatooted on my back

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    Berk on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    that looks like a 10 year olds work with a perm marker

    and you look like you should have been a blowjob

    Stale on
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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    that looks like a 10 year olds work with a perm marker

    and you look like you should have been a blowjob

    man this could be a sick burn if i could understand it

    Zephyr on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    that looks like a 10 year olds work with a perm marker

    and you look like you should have been a blowjob

    man this could be a sick burn if i could understand it

    it is even better that you don't

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    that looks like a 10 year olds work with a perm marker

    and you look like you should have been a blowjob

    man this could be a sick burn if i could understand it

    like, your parents shouldn't have had vaginal intercourse?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    that looks like a 10 year olds work with a perm marker

    and you look like you should have been a blowjob

    man this could be a sick burn if i could understand it

    like, your parents shouldn't have had vaginal intercourse?

    see that's what i thought it meant but i was like hmm

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
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    that is my boss's venom tattoo

    not only is venom such a shitty thing to get tattooed onto you

    but it's a shitty tattoo completely

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that doesn't look like venom

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I love this, but I feel like the ink should be a bit more subtle and larger.
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    I'm a huge GitS fan, and a bigger Descartes lover. I'm debating on whether or not to get those, or something more flashier like the plugs from the movie.

    Go with it from GitS: SAC or SAC 2 and fill them in with the plug holes. Go see Kevin at Sea Tramp if you're serious about getting it done.

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
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    that is my boss's venom tattoo

    not only is venom such a shitty thing to get tattooed onto you

    but it's a shitty tattoo completely

    i think you're shitty completely.

    Drano on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
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    that is my boss's venom tattoo

    not only is venom such a shitty thing to get tattooed onto you

    but it's a shitty tattoo completely

    i think you're shitty completely.

    completely shitified

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    my tattoo is pretty much the best thing ever.

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    WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my tattoo is pretty much the best thing ever.
    Pics or it didn't happen

























    How was that? Did I do it right?

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I wanna cut someone else's tatoo off and sew it to my body

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    my tattoo is pretty much the best thing ever.
    Pics or it didn't happen

    How was that? Did I do it right?


    I've never been able to take a decent picture of it, it is in such an awkward place to try to shoot a picture of myself.

    Basically, it is an anus.

    This led to the funniest moment ever when I explained what it was to Shoe's wife at PAX. I asked her about her tattoo, then showed her mine.

    She was all, "What is it?"

    "An asshole."

    "..."

    "An anus."

    "...what?"

    "A rectum. Butthole. Sphincter."

    "..."

    "An ass hole. Like a butt."

    "...oh. OH!"

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    hahahaha....
    ok... so first of all... shoe has a wife...

    thats kind of funny... then............
    rank... is your tattoo a tattoo of an anus or a tattoo on your anus?

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I really think everyone would be better off if right before they got a piercing or tattoo said to themselves "There is a 90-95% chance that what I'm doing is fucking retarded". The world would be much better off.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    hahahaha....
    ok... so first of all... shoe has a wife...

    thats kind of funny... then............
    rank... is your tattoo a tattoo of an anus or a tattoo on your anus?

    it is a tattoo of kurt vonnegut's drawing of an anus, on my calf.

    it pretty much like this.

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    and shoe's wife is a sweetheart and I thought she was great.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    He rescued her from a castle.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    she was in like castle six or seven, and said the princess was in some other one, and by that time shoe was just all "you know what, fuck it. I'm fat, I've been walking and jumping on shit all damn day, you'll do fine."

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    rank maybe you should get a tattoo of an anus around your anus and get another one around that anus

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    or maybe adurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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