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Bodies aren't for drawing on (silly tattoos)

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hey scarlet street I just bought Figure Eight and learned something about your tattoo

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kickin'

    thanks to Quad too.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I always say I want a tattoo, but I want material posessions more. Like, I can buy a lot of things for the price of one bitchin' tattoo.

    Also I think I'd look retarded with piercings and would never get them and most piercings I see I hate on other people, as well. Just not a fan. This is skewed because art school where the more piercings/tattoos you have, the bigger of an asshole fag you are.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Strain 121 wrote: »
    I dunno, I am always a firm believer in the "no tattoo" look for the ladies but I find myself drawn to the ideal of a tribal phoenix or something.

    Phoenixes are an animal that I've kind of adopted as my "own", the whole bursting into flames and dying, only to re-emerge from the ordeal better in every way and all. I think it would make for a cool tattoo.

    haha, what are you, gay?

    My vote is that she's fat.

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    edited August 2007
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hi teefs, you're such a pussy. All the pretty girls have their ears pierced.

    They're also thinner.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius loves fat women. They're the only ones with the structural integrity to handle his massive hog.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Strain 121 wrote: »
    I dunno, I am always a firm believer in the "no tattoo" look for the ladies but I find myself drawn to the ideal of a tribal phoenix or something.

    Phoenixes are an animal that I've kind of adopted as my "own", the whole bursting into flames and dying, only to re-emerge from the ordeal better in every way and all. I think it would make for a cool tattoo.

    haha, what are you, gay?

    My vote is that she's fat.

    No guys! Tribal phoenic! That's awesome!

    Super awesome!

    Cause leik it meants that ur like over coming fire, which stands for strife (if you couldn't figger that out lol@u) and tht mens ur deep n stuf.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    why did you get dyslexia halfway through that post

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stfu lol

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think Nucsh has a tribal phoenix

    it's kind of gay too

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fuck u

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tribal dashing chihuahua.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want another tattoo on my other arm, but I don't know what I want.

    I'm thinking tribal phoenix because Im over coming problems and hope to be reborn stronger then I was before.

    Also tribal is teh roxorz

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Scarlet, do you dislike me?

    I was hopin' we could be all "hey hey" buddies, but you were all "yeah, ok, go away" vibe and I was all sad face or something.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Scarlet, do you dislike me?

    I was hopin' we could be all "hey hey" buddies, but you were all "yeah, ok, go away" vibe and I was all sad face or something.

    No man, no
    Sunday was just fucked
    Like, I got really frustrated with a lot of people and gave up on plans for real food in exchange for quick easy McDonald's

    I was mostly pissed at myself for Saturday night.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fat chicks SHOULD get phoenix tattoos on their stomachs

    all turning the stretch marks into bitchin' rad flames

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No man, no
    Sunday was just fucked
    Like, I got really frustrated with a lot of people and gave up on plans for real food in exchange for quick easy McDonald's

    I was mostly pissed at myself for Saturday night.
    Well, I'm glad I got to run into you, however briefly. And I'm also sorry that your sunday sucked and that you had something to feel upset about.

    Those are both no-good things.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys, I have a lot of freckles, should I get a connect the dots tattoo?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yes.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hi Callius! Hope everything in the sunny northwest is going well. We were talking about the finer points of porn in a thread yesterday and I thought of you.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hi Callius! Hope everything in the sunny northwest is going well. We were talking about the finer points of porn in a thread yesterday and I thought of you.
    Finer points of porn?

    Like, finger bangin' with long nails?


    oh ho ho!

    Seattle is kicking lots of ass. We're piss-poor right now, so we can't do much. But I'm HOPING that this job I'm on will get it's contract extended and then, blammo! I can actually spend the money I'm making.

    How's things with you?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm probably gonna go visit my dad in Spokannistan this September. I'm a naive, virginal young boy, SE++, and as long as you molest the shit out of my untested bung-portal, you'll get off with hardly a slap on the wrist!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    No man, no
    Sunday was just fucked
    Like, I got really frustrated with a lot of people and gave up on plans for real food in exchange for quick easy McDonald's

    I was mostly pissed at myself for Saturday night.
    Well, I'm glad I got to run into you, however briefly. And I'm also sorry that your sunday sucked and that you had something to feel upset about.

    Those are both no-good things.

    PAX 08 might happen, so we'll see!

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    vylo wrote: »
    As for tatoos, just heed the words of Mencia. In 30 years, that pony on your breast will look like a retarded giraffe, and that butterfly on your ass is going to look like a pterodactyle.

    dawg it's a pteradon

    and i don't know who you think you are

    but pteradons are WAAAAY cooler than butterflies

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    commie wrote: »
    vylo wrote: »
    As for tatoos, just heed the words of Mencia. In 30 years, that pony on your breast will look like a retarded giraffe, and that butterfly on your ass is going to look like a pterodactyle.

    dawg it's a pteradon

    and i don't know who you think you are

    but pteradons are WAAAAY cooler than butterflies

    Did you just correct his Mencia quote D:

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.

    Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.

    Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PAX 08 might happen, so we'll see!
    Look, all I'm saying is that we didn't get to get drunk together.

    So, y'know... PAX '08: Drunk with Callius Pax

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    commie wrote: »
    vylo wrote: »
    As for tatoos, just heed the words of Mencia. In 30 years, that pony on your breast will look like a retarded giraffe, and that butterfly on your ass is going to look like a pterodactyle.

    dawg it's a pteradon

    and i don't know who you think you are

    but pteradons are WAAAAY cooler than butterflies

    Did you just correct his Mencia quote D:

    I'm just saying. whoever he stole the joke from needs to learn their dinosaurs

    and vylo needs to learn that pteradons are cooler than butterflies

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.

    Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.

    Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
    If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?

    Like, uh... cranberry sauce?

    Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.


    mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    PAX 08 might happen, so we'll see!
    Look, all I'm saying is that we didn't get to get drunk together.

    So, y'know... PAX '08: Drunk with Callius Pax

    I didn't even really get drunk with Munkus very much D:

    I spent way too much time getting drunk with the band
    who gets drunk with the band
    the lead singer is supposed to get drunk with everyone but the band.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.

    Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.

    Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
    If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?

    Like, uh... cranberry sauce?

    Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.


    mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.

    cranberry sauce is balls

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I didn't even really get drunk with Munkus very much D:

    I spent way too much time getting drunk with the band
    who gets drunk with the band
    the lead singer is supposed to get drunk with everyone but the band.
    I thought the lead singer was supposed to get first dibs on the nights poon-catch.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.

    Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.

    Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.

    Snow and Gauge both started off at the bottom and stayed there.

    Nothing wrong with that, but they have no one to blame but themselves.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I didn't even really get drunk with Munkus very much D:

    I spent way too much time getting drunk with the band
    who gets drunk with the band
    the lead singer is supposed to get drunk with everyone but the band.
    I thought the lead singer was supposed to get first dibs on the nights poon-catch.

    Yeah

    Monkeybomb.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.

    Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.

    Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
    If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?

    Like, uh... cranberry sauce?

    Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.


    mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.

    Don't forget the stuffing and... turkey baster?

    Man, if you tell me food play hasn't entered into your sex life, I will be shocked. I've seen the Real Sex episode on HBO, i know how the sugar and the chocolate syrup works in the bed room

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »

    Snow and Gauge both started off at the bottom and stayed there.

    Nothing wrong with that, but they have no one to blame but themselves.

    It was more they had the innocent, petite, girl-next-door look going for them in the beginning, but as time went on and the life caught up to them, they just kept going lower and lower until they were doing double-vaginal orgy fisting stuff with a hollow look in their eyes. I mean, yeah, thats good stuff too, but man, what a waste.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.

    Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.

    Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
    If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?

    Like, uh... cranberry sauce?

    Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.


    mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.

    Don't forget the stuffing and... turkey baster?

    Man, if you tell me food play hasn't entered into your sex life, I will be shocked. I've seen the Real Sex episode on HBO, i know how the sugar and the chocolate syrup works in the bed room

    they mess up the sheets

    and then they stick to your hair and you have to try to pull your hair off of the sheets midmotion

    and then you find out she's diabetic

    and you have to stop for a blood sugar test

    not fun at all

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't forget the stuffing and... turkey baster?

    Man, if you tell me food play hasn't entered into your sex life, I will be shocked. I've seen the Real Sex episode on HBO, i know how the sugar and the chocolate syrup works in the bed room
    Mine personally? Yeah. Actually, the day I lost my virginity I licked chocolate syrup, honey and whipped cream off of two naked ladies.

    Scarlet: I saw the pictures. They were hells of cute.

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