I always say I want a tattoo, but I want material posessions more. Like, I can buy a lot of things for the price of one bitchin' tattoo.
Also I think I'd look retarded with piercings and would never get them and most piercings I see I hate on other people, as well. Just not a fan. This is skewed because art school where the more piercings/tattoos you have, the bigger of an asshole fag you are.
I dunno, I am always a firm believer in the "no tattoo" look for the ladies but I find myself drawn to the ideal of a tribal phoenix or something.
Phoenixes are an animal that I've kind of adopted as my "own", the whole bursting into flames and dying, only to re-emerge from the ordeal better in every way and all. I think it would make for a cool tattoo.
I dunno, I am always a firm believer in the "no tattoo" look for the ladies but I find myself drawn to the ideal of a tribal phoenix or something.
Phoenixes are an animal that I've kind of adopted as my "own", the whole bursting into flames and dying, only to re-emerge from the ordeal better in every way and all. I think it would make for a cool tattoo.
haha, what are you, gay?
My vote is that she's fat.
No guys! Tribal phoenic! That's awesome!
Super awesome!
Cause leik it meants that ur like over coming fire, which stands for strife (if you couldn't figger that out lol@u) and tht mens ur deep n stuf.
I was hopin' we could be all "hey hey" buddies, but you were all "yeah, ok, go away" vibe and I was all sad face or something.
No man, no
Sunday was just fucked
Like, I got really frustrated with a lot of people and gave up on plans for real food in exchange for quick easy McDonald's
No man, no
Sunday was just fucked
Like, I got really frustrated with a lot of people and gave up on plans for real food in exchange for quick easy McDonald's
I was mostly pissed at myself for Saturday night.
Well, I'm glad I got to run into you, however briefly. And I'm also sorry that your sunday sucked and that you had something to feel upset about.
Hi Callius! Hope everything in the sunny northwest is going well. We were talking about the finer points of porn in a thread yesterday and I thought of you.
Hi Callius! Hope everything in the sunny northwest is going well. We were talking about the finer points of porn in a thread yesterday and I thought of you.
Finer points of porn?
Like, finger bangin' with long nails?
oh ho ho!
Seattle is kicking lots of ass. We're piss-poor right now, so we can't do much. But I'm HOPING that this job I'm on will get it's contract extended and then, blammo! I can actually spend the money I'm making.
How's things with you?
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I'm probably gonna go visit my dad in Spokannistan this September. I'm a naive, virginal young boy, SE++, and as long as you molest the shit out of my untested bung-portal, you'll get off with hardly a slap on the wrist!
No man, no
Sunday was just fucked
Like, I got really frustrated with a lot of people and gave up on plans for real food in exchange for quick easy McDonald's
I was mostly pissed at myself for Saturday night.
Well, I'm glad I got to run into you, however briefly. And I'm also sorry that your sunday sucked and that you had something to feel upset about.
As for tatoos, just heed the words of Mencia. In 30 years, that pony on your breast will look like a retarded giraffe, and that butterfly on your ass is going to look like a pterodactyle.
As for tatoos, just heed the words of Mencia. In 30 years, that pony on your breast will look like a retarded giraffe, and that butterfly on your ass is going to look like a pterodactyle.
I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.
Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.
Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
As for tatoos, just heed the words of Mencia. In 30 years, that pony on your breast will look like a retarded giraffe, and that butterfly on your ass is going to look like a pterodactyle.
dawg it's a pteradon
and i don't know who you think you are
but pteradons are WAAAAY cooler than butterflies
Did you just correct his Mencia quote
I'm just saying. whoever he stole the joke from needs to learn their dinosaurs
and vylo needs to learn that pteradons are cooler than butterflies
I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.
Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.
Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?
Like, uh... cranberry sauce?
Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.
mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.
Look, all I'm saying is that we didn't get to get drunk together.
So, y'know... PAX '08: Drunk with Callius Pax
I didn't even really get drunk with Munkus very much
I spent way too much time getting drunk with the band
who gets drunk with the band
the lead singer is supposed to get drunk with everyone but the band.
I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.
Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.
Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?
Like, uh... cranberry sauce?
Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.
mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.
I didn't even really get drunk with Munkus very much
I spent way too much time getting drunk with the band
who gets drunk with the band
the lead singer is supposed to get drunk with everyone but the band.
I thought the lead singer was supposed to get first dibs on the nights poon-catch.
I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.
Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.
Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
Snow and Gauge both started off at the bottom and stayed there.
Nothing wrong with that, but they have no one to blame but themselves.
I didn't even really get drunk with Munkus very much
I spent way too much time getting drunk with the band
who gets drunk with the band
the lead singer is supposed to get drunk with everyone but the band.
I thought the lead singer was supposed to get first dibs on the nights poon-catch.
I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.
Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.
Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?
Like, uh... cranberry sauce?
Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.
mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.
Don't forget the stuffing and... turkey baster?
Man, if you tell me food play hasn't entered into your sex life, I will be shocked. I've seen the Real Sex episode on HBO, i know how the sugar and the chocolate syrup works in the bed room
Snow and Gauge both started off at the bottom and stayed there.
Nothing wrong with that, but they have no one to blame but themselves.
It was more they had the innocent, petite, girl-next-door look going for them in the beginning, but as time went on and the life caught up to them, they just kept going lower and lower until they were doing double-vaginal orgy fisting stuff with a hollow look in their eyes. I mean, yeah, thats good stuff too, but man, what a waste.
I think it was about how some porn stars (Aurora Snow, Gauge) started off well but the rigors of the industry just turned them haggard. Also, about the business of strip clubs.
Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.
Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
If she doesn't design my tattoo sometime this century things will be more like um... what's the opposite of gravy?
Like, uh... cranberry sauce?
Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.
mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.
Don't forget the stuffing and... turkey baster?
Man, if you tell me food play hasn't entered into your sex life, I will be shocked. I've seen the Real Sex episode on HBO, i know how the sugar and the chocolate syrup works in the bed room
they mess up the sheets
and then they stick to your hair and you have to try to pull your hair off of the sheets midmotion
Man, if you tell me food play hasn't entered into your sex life, I will be shocked. I've seen the Real Sex episode on HBO, i know how the sugar and the chocolate syrup works in the bed room
Mine personally? Yeah. Actually, the day I lost my virginity I licked chocolate syrup, honey and whipped cream off of two naked ladies.
Scarlet: I saw the pictures. They were hells of cute.
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thanks to Quad too.
Also I think I'd look retarded with piercings and would never get them and most piercings I see I hate on other people, as well. Just not a fan. This is skewed because art school where the more piercings/tattoos you have, the bigger of an asshole fag you are.
My vote is that she's fat.
They're also thinner.
No guys! Tribal phoenic! That's awesome!
Super awesome!
Cause leik it meants that ur like over coming fire, which stands for strife (if you couldn't figger that out lol@u) and tht mens ur deep n stuf.
it's kind of gay too
I'm thinking tribal phoenix because Im over coming problems and hope to be reborn stronger then I was before.
Also tribal is teh roxorz
I was hopin' we could be all "hey hey" buddies, but you were all "yeah, ok, go away" vibe and I was all sad face or something.
No man, no
Sunday was just fucked
Like, I got really frustrated with a lot of people and gave up on plans for real food in exchange for quick easy McDonald's
I was mostly pissed at myself for Saturday night.
all turning the stretch marks into bitchin' rad flames
Those are both no-good things.
Like, finger bangin' with long nails?
oh ho ho!
Seattle is kicking lots of ass. We're piss-poor right now, so we can't do much. But I'm HOPING that this job I'm on will get it's contract extended and then, blammo! I can actually spend the money I'm making.
How's things with you?
PAX 08 might happen, so we'll see!
dawg it's a pteradon
and i don't know who you think you are
but pteradons are WAAAAY cooler than butterflies
Did you just correct his Mencia quote
Same old grind, same old shit for me. The more things change, etc etc.
Oh man, good luck with the new job then. Make that money. As long as you and natasha are together, everything should be gravy though.
So, y'know... PAX '08: Drunk with Callius Pax
I'm just saying. whoever he stole the joke from needs to learn their dinosaurs
and vylo needs to learn that pteradons are cooler than butterflies
Like, uh... cranberry sauce?
Yeah, shit'll be cranberry sauce.
mmm, that'll be the most delicious relationship ever.
I didn't even really get drunk with Munkus very much
I spent way too much time getting drunk with the band
who gets drunk with the band
the lead singer is supposed to get drunk with everyone but the band.
cranberry sauce is balls
Snow and Gauge both started off at the bottom and stayed there.
Nothing wrong with that, but they have no one to blame but themselves.
Yeah
Monkeybomb.
Don't forget the stuffing and... turkey baster?
Man, if you tell me food play hasn't entered into your sex life, I will be shocked. I've seen the Real Sex episode on HBO, i know how the sugar and the chocolate syrup works in the bed room
It was more they had the innocent, petite, girl-next-door look going for them in the beginning, but as time went on and the life caught up to them, they just kept going lower and lower until they were doing double-vaginal orgy fisting stuff with a hollow look in their eyes. I mean, yeah, thats good stuff too, but man, what a waste.
they mess up the sheets
and then they stick to your hair and you have to try to pull your hair off of the sheets midmotion
and then you find out she's diabetic
and you have to stop for a blood sugar test
not fun at all
Scarlet: I saw the pictures. They were hells of cute.