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Bodies aren't for drawing on (silly tattoos)

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF FUCKING LIFE, 100 MILES AND RUNNIN

    grug on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    just going with jams you can have variety till the day you die

    Wren on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you'd rather have a hamburger?

    that's weird

    i like hamburgers a lot, but gimme the choice and i'll have a steak, hands down, every time
    What if it's a Denny's steak?

    Dynagrip on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    alright, if it was a choice between a good hamburger and a well-done sirloin

    yeah, burger

    i'm assuming the two are of equal quality

    and not like a mcdonald's cheeseburger and a new york strip


    I know that you mean well-done as in excellently cooked and not burnt to a crisp.

    i mean well-done as in all of the juice and life and flavor cooked out of the meat

    as in the assholes at restaurants who order well-done steaks so they get the worst cuts because it's gonna look like shoe leather anyway

    the guys who cause everyone else at the table to have to wait another 20 minutes for their food while their steak is prepared as a burnt offering to the damn devil

    Knob on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like well-done burgers. at least if all the juice is still inside its crusty shell.

    I still prefer rare to medium steaks though

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    alright, if it was a choice between a good hamburger and a well-done sirloin

    yeah, burger

    i'm assuming the two are of equal quality

    and not like a mcdonald's cheeseburger and a new york strip


    I know that you mean well-done as in excellently cooked and not burnt to a crisp.

    i mean well-done as in all of the juice and life and flavor cooked out of the meat

    as in the assholes at restaurants who order well-done steaks so they get the worst cuts because it's gonna look like shoe leather anyway

    the guys who cause everyone else at the table to have to wait another 20 minutes for their food while their steak is prepared as a burnt offering to the damn devil


    Beef Carpaccio is the best way to eat cow.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    i want something like this

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    hey guys whats this thread about

    Are you talking about the girl or the tattoos here?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    carpaccio or tartare

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Tartare is raw, minced steak with an egg on top, right?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Tartare is raw, minced steak with an egg on top, right?

    the egg is usually mixed in

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't eat steak at all.

    $35 grain fed eye fillet, medium rare?

    I'll take the three dollar double cheese burger.

    #pipe on
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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If my steaks dont bleed they get sent right back

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tartare is raw, minced steak with an egg on top, right?


    Yep, while carpaccio is extremely thinly sliced deliciousness.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    i'll take the $35 dollar filet because every time i eat something that tastes really good it delays my impending bizarre ritual murder-suicide by about a week

    Knob on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    i want something like this

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    hey guys whats this thread about

    Are you talking about the girl or the tattoos here?

    i put that line there for a reason
    that hilarious joke at the end

    Air on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ugh I just saw zombie porn.

    I'm going to bed.

    #pipe on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    ugh I just saw zombie porn.

    I'm going to bed.

    I saw a big thread of zombie porn the other night. so bad

    basically these girls have been engineered to have deadly zombie killing vaginal juices. so they have sex with zombies to kill them because bullets just wont work.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how much would a person pay for a thing of big mac sauce
    the dispensers are like a litre or somethin

    how much would you pay for a litre of big mac sauce so you can make your own big macs at home

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Would looking at zombie porn make you a necropheliac?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    how much would a person pay for a thing of big mac sauce
    the dispensers are like a litre or somethin

    how much would you pay for a litre of big mac sauce so you can make your own big macs at home

    just put some mayonnaise in the sun

    #pipe on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Would looking at zombie porn make you a necropheliac?

    well the appeal of necrophilia is that corpses don't move and stuff. although I guess a real necro would be into zombies too maybe. but just looking at it no. I mean I've looked at so much weird shit I cant relate to.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    why not just make your own big mac sauce

    Knob on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    HAY WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF MY TATTOOS?
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    THEY ARE A TRIBUTE TO MAY FAVORITE LUNCH

    Rad.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i'll take the $35 dollar filet because every time i eat something that tastes really good it delays my impending bizarre ritual murder-suicide by about a week
    blood for the blood god!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Would looking at zombie porn make you a necropheliac?

    well the appeal of necrophilia is that corpses don't move and stuff. although I guess a real necro would be into zombies too maybe. but just looking at it no. I mean I've looked at so much weird shit I cant relate to.

    yet.

    I'm paranoid that a few years down the road, the horrors I see on the internet will actually be appealing and a turn on for me. Like urethra-stuffing or peen-cutting or something.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it is a secret recipe guys

    if you have it in your house you would be a god

    until the police come and throw you in jail for the rest of your life

    Air on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    how much would a person pay for a thing of big mac sauce
    the dispensers are like a litre or somethin

    how much would you pay for a litre of big mac sauce so you can make your own big macs at home

    I would use the money I might allgedly spend on such a thing to just make my own, better sauce.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    how much would a person pay for a thing of big mac sauce
    the dispensers are like a litre or somethin

    how much would you pay for a litre of big mac sauce so you can make your own big macs at home

    I would use the money I might allgedly spend on such a thing to just make my own, better sauce.

    I don't know, the secret recipe of ketchup, mayonnaise, and pickle relish might throw you off.

    It's only a jazzed up sweet 1000 Island dressing, no matter what that stupid clown tries to tell you.

    Hunter on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's why I threw "better" in there.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    actually i might drag a bunch of steadman art down to the shop and work that into a sleeve

    mmmmmmmm steadman

    damnit thats just about the coolest idea for a tatoo ever.

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    how much would a person pay for a thing of big mac sauce
    the dispensers are like a litre or somethin

    how much would you pay for a litre of big mac sauce so you can make your own big macs at home

    I'd pay about as much as a container of thousand island costs, since that's what it is.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    still i think you could make some money hanging out in a neighbourhood with a lot of fat lazy idiots selling the stuff for like $10 so they can go home and maybe feel inspired to cook a meal at home for once

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want Mike Mignola art on my boooooody

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok, I dunno if this has been posted yet, and I'm marking it NSFW because its got penis / mushrooms in it, but here it is:

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    that is so awesome I want to cry

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how drunk would you have to be....

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Why are there rats on those penises? That's disturbing.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Why are there rats on those penises? That's disturbing.

    I just saw that picture and I thought of you, SE++.

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    cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    how drunk would you have to be....



    You can't get tattoos while you're drunk. It makes the ink run or soak into your blood or something.

    Not really sure I just know you cant.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cowmeet wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    how drunk would you have to be....



    You can't get tattoos while you're drunk. It makes the ink run or soak into your blood or something.

    Not really sure I just know you cant.

    O_o

    Theoretically, you can get a tattoo when you're drunk. You'll probably bleed more, and might have some trouble sitting still.

    No reputable studio will do it when you're drunk though, and in some places it might be against the law.

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