alright, if it was a choice between a good hamburger and a well-done sirloin
yeah, burger
i'm assuming the two are of equal quality
and not like a mcdonald's cheeseburger and a new york strip
I know that you mean well-done as in excellently cooked and not burnt to a crisp.
i mean well-done as in all of the juice and life and flavor cooked out of the meat
as in the assholes at restaurants who order well-done steaks so they get the worst cuts because it's gonna look like shoe leather anyway
the guys who cause everyone else at the table to have to wait another 20 minutes for their food while their steak is prepared as a burnt offering to the damn devil
alright, if it was a choice between a good hamburger and a well-done sirloin
yeah, burger
i'm assuming the two are of equal quality
and not like a mcdonald's cheeseburger and a new york strip
I know that you mean well-done as in excellently cooked and not burnt to a crisp.
i mean well-done as in all of the juice and life and flavor cooked out of the meat
as in the assholes at restaurants who order well-done steaks so they get the worst cuts because it's gonna look like shoe leather anyway
the guys who cause everyone else at the table to have to wait another 20 minutes for their food while their steak is prepared as a burnt offering to the damn devil
i'll take the $35 dollar filet because every time i eat something that tastes really good it delays my impending bizarre ritual murder-suicide by about a week
I saw a big thread of zombie porn the other night. so bad
basically these girls have been engineered to have deadly zombie killing vaginal juices. so they have sex with zombies to kill them because bullets just wont work.
Would looking at zombie porn make you a necropheliac?
well the appeal of necrophilia is that corpses don't move and stuff. although I guess a real necro would be into zombies too maybe. but just looking at it no. I mean I've looked at so much weird shit I cant relate to.
i'll take the $35 dollar filet because every time i eat something that tastes really good it delays my impending bizarre ritual murder-suicide by about a week
Would looking at zombie porn make you a necropheliac?
well the appeal of necrophilia is that corpses don't move and stuff. although I guess a real necro would be into zombies too maybe. but just looking at it no. I mean I've looked at so much weird shit I cant relate to.
yet.
I'm paranoid that a few years down the road, the horrors I see on the internet will actually be appealing and a turn on for me. Like urethra-stuffing or peen-cutting or something.
still i think you could make some money hanging out in a neighbourhood with a lot of fat lazy idiots selling the stuff for like $10 so they can go home and maybe feel inspired to cook a meal at home for once
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i mean well-done as in all of the juice and life and flavor cooked out of the meat
as in the assholes at restaurants who order well-done steaks so they get the worst cuts because it's gonna look like shoe leather anyway
the guys who cause everyone else at the table to have to wait another 20 minutes for their food while their steak is prepared as a burnt offering to the damn devil
I still prefer rare to medium steaks though
Beef Carpaccio is the best way to eat cow.
Are you talking about the girl or the tattoos here?
the egg is usually mixed in
$35 grain fed eye fillet, medium rare?
I'll take the three dollar double cheese burger.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yep, while carpaccio is extremely thinly sliced deliciousness.
i put that line there for a reason
that hilarious joke at the end
I'm going to bed.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I saw a big thread of zombie porn the other night. so bad
basically these girls have been engineered to have deadly zombie killing vaginal juices. so they have sex with zombies to kill them because bullets just wont work.
the dispensers are like a litre or somethin
how much would you pay for a litre of big mac sauce so you can make your own big macs at home
just put some mayonnaise in the sun
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
well the appeal of necrophilia is that corpses don't move and stuff. although I guess a real necro would be into zombies too maybe. but just looking at it no. I mean I've looked at so much weird shit I cant relate to.
Rad.
yet.
I'm paranoid that a few years down the road, the horrors I see on the internet will actually be appealing and a turn on for me. Like urethra-stuffing or peen-cutting or something.
if you have it in your house you would be a god
until the police come and throw you in jail for the rest of your life
I would use the money I might allgedly spend on such a thing to just make my own, better sauce.
I don't know, the secret recipe of ketchup, mayonnaise, and pickle relish might throw you off.
It's only a jazzed up sweet 1000 Island dressing, no matter what that stupid clown tries to tell you.
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damnit thats just about the coolest idea for a tatoo ever.
I'd pay about as much as a container of thousand island costs, since that's what it is.
I just saw that picture and I thought of you, SE++.
You can't get tattoos while you're drunk. It makes the ink run or soak into your blood or something.
Not really sure I just know you cant.
O_o
Theoretically, you can get a tattoo when you're drunk. You'll probably bleed more, and might have some trouble sitting still.
No reputable studio will do it when you're drunk though, and in some places it might be against the law.