Fuck

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
Fuck.

Fuck you.

Fuck them.

Motherfucker.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Fucktastic.

Holy fucking shit.



Let's stop there for a second. Look at that. Probably the single most versatile word in the entire English language, the single most universal word known. Of unknown origin - contrary to popular belief, it is not an acronym.

And it is obscene.

But fucking hell, is it a beautiful fucking word.

Seriously, think about it for a moment. One of the most useful, most versatile words known to all of human existence, and it is considered one of, if not the, most profane words a person can say.

Oh, the delicious, beautiful irony.

So this thread is in celebration of this most wondrous, most beautiful and most poetic of expletives. The king of cusses. The supreme swear.

Fuck the ball. All hail FUCK!

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Well Fuck-a-doodle-doo

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    diarrhea come out my dick

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rank Rank what's wrong?
    Oh oh
    You just like typing things
    ok
    I thought there was an emergency

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Wouldn't be as versatile if it wasn't obscene.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Fan-fucking-tastic.
    Fuck a duck.

    Fuck me in the ass with a lit cigar.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rank, did you just dscover that animation?

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is this really a big fucking deal?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, it's a pretty good word that I probably use too much.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i thought rank had a problem so i was worried

    then i saw he was just celebrating

    HOORAY!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fucking A

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I love this word.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    that is a surprisingly interesting wiki, and the picture at the top is pretty fun too

    #pipe on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Linguistics major who is a friend of mine once had the option of taking an entire college course on the word. Apparently it's complex enough to make a whole quarter of material to study.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fuck I fuck love fuck the fuck word fuck fuck, I fuck could fuck say fuck this fuck word fuck all fuck day fuck.

    fuck But fuck it fuck gets fuck annoying fuck when fuck people fuck use fuck it fuck next fuck to fuck every fuck word fuck.


    fuck Hello fuck Rank fuck.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Linguistics major who is a friend of mine once had the option of taking an entire college course on the word. Apparently it's complex enough to make a whole quarter of material to study.

    Jesus Christ, I would jump at the chance to take this.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know, there was a time on the forums I used fuck in everyone of my posts, but now I'm trying to cut back.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I was worried that something bad had happened.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Rank, did you just dscover that animation?

    what animation?

    no, actually I just watched a documentary on the word Fuck, with such notable greats as Billy Connelly, Janeane Garofalo and Hunter S. Thompson, among many others.

    It was pretty okay, and it made me want to share my love of this word with my friends.

    That's all.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower...

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    jingleheimerrt0.jpg

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I once had a baseball cap the said "FUCK RACISM"

    I was rather fond of it but was always sorely lacking in reasons to wear a hat

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  • FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck is the omni word.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Wouldn't be as versatile if it wasn't obscene.

    that's the beauty of it, though!

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That fucking fuckers fucked!

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Rank, did you just dscover that animation?

    what animation?

    no, actually I just watched a documentary on the word Fuck, with such notable greats as Billy Connelly, Janeane Garofalo and Hunter S. Thompson, among many others.

    It was pretty okay, and it made me want to share my love of this word with my friends.

    That's all.

    I just posted it.

    The link I posted.


    Thought you just discovered that or something...


    fuck.

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    buck fush

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »

    good to see Superbad on there.

    Alternately,
    Fuck you you mother fucking piece of shit asshole, I hope you crawl in a fucking hole and die, you waste of fucking life. Fuck you, you fucking fucker.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My sister had the best hat ever, it said 'Fuck Stanford'

    Which is only awesome if you're a Berkeley fan and you want to see them kick the shit out of stanford every year at the big game.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Wouldn't be as versatile if it wasn't obscene.

    that's the beauty of it, though!

    cursed to be awesome

    awesome to be cursed

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The word is indeed fucking wonderful.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the hell it isn't friday yet

    fuck

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    what the hell it isn't friday yet

    fuck

    It's Fuck You Friday, Pat Edition
    Fuck along, now.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man Rank because of this thread I'm reading up on my damned cockney rhyming slang for the word cunt.

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