'lo when I splurged forth from the womb, ye doctor declared "'Tis a lass!"
My parents unawares of this possibility declared to the good doctor, "aye, we twer told t'would be a laddy. T'we are t'lazy t'think of a new name, so 'lo we shallt still call the wee child "Jordyn" 'cept'we shallt spellt it differnt'ly."
Many years did pass, and 'lo this child dids't come across the internet, t'were, given the dec'ision of t'what name to take, didst choose the name she didst already haven, for you see, she t'was a lazy person.
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
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Butters was a rookie outfielder and routinely dropped easy fly balls
Jim "Butterfingers" Evans eventually got shortened to just "Butters"
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Back when I didn't know any better I was going to get Final Fantasy XI for the computer my dad was going to buy me for college
I had even come up with a name for my character to have that sounded sufficiently fantasy-ish (which was really just the first arrangement of syllables I came up with)
But my dad being his usual unreliable self never bought me that computer
To this day I still do not have a computer of my own
But the name I came up with would eventually see use, though not on FFXI
'lo when I splurged forth from the womb, ye doctor declared "'Tis a lass!"
My parents unawares of this possibility declared to the good doctor, "aye, we twer told t'would be a laddy. T'we are t'lazy t'think of a new name, so 'lo we shallt still call the wee child "Jordyn" 'cept'we shallt spellt it differnt'ly."
Many years did pass, and 'lo this child dids't come across the internet, t'were, given the dec'ision of t'what name to take, didst choose the name she didst already haven, for you see, she t'was a lazy person.
'lo when I splurged forth from the womb, ye doctor declared "'Tis a lass!"
My parents unawares of this possibility declared to the good doctor, "aye, we twer told t'would be a laddy. T'we are t'lazy t'think of a new name, so 'lo we shallt still call the wee child "Jordyn" 'cept'we shallt spellt it differnt'ly."
Many years did pass, and 'lo this child dids't come across the internet, t'were, given the dec'ision of t'what name to take, didst choose the name she didst already haven, for you see, she t'was a lazy person.
For a lazy person, you sure used a lot of extra words and letters.
'lo when I splurged forth from the womb, ye doctor declared "'Tis a lass!"
My parents unawares of this possibility declared to the good doctor, "aye, we twer told t'would be a laddy. T'we are t'lazy t'think of a new name, so 'lo we shallt still call the wee child "Jordyn" 'cept'we shallt spellt it differnt'ly."
Many years did pass, and 'lo this child dids't come across the internet, t'were, given the dec'ision of t'what name to take, didst choose the name she didst already haven, for you see, she t'was a lazy person.
For a lazy person, you sure used a lot of extra words and letters.
whoops
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IM NOT EVEN THAT CRAZY
I SWEAR
it is retarded though. I tried making a few accounts called Lord Wonton over the last months at some sites, but it ain't sticking i think.
My parents unawares of this possibility declared to the good doctor, "aye, we twer told t'would be a laddy. T'we are t'lazy t'think of a new name, so 'lo we shallt still call the wee child "Jordyn" 'cept'we shallt spellt it differnt'ly."
Many years did pass, and 'lo this child dids't come across the internet, t'were, given the dec'ision of t'what name to take, didst choose the name she didst already haven, for you see, she t'was a lazy person.
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Jim "Butterfingers" Evans eventually got shortened to just "Butters"
The queen rescinded my lordship quite some time ago.
I had even come up with a name for my character to have that sounded sufficiently fantasy-ish (which was really just the first arrangement of syllables I came up with)
But my dad being his usual unreliable self never bought me that computer
To this day I still do not have a computer of my own
But the name I came up with would eventually see use, though not on FFXI
Wii: 5024 6786 2934 2806 | Steam/XBL: Arcibi | FFXI: Arcibi / Bahamut
Also it's easy to type.
what
Your name is a stupid jerk.
Yeah I suggested that like 20 posts up
That is some momentous lore right there.
Sure thing Doris
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He thinks it's tube.
Not knob. Wait, is it?
mundus
so's your face, mikey
For a lazy person, you sure used a lot of extra words and letters.
hm
I'm sorry
who are you again?
Only when drunk
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Butterfingers is more common in football. We used to tell a guy in baseball the couldn't catch he had a hole in his mitt.
I like football terms better. Butterfingers, stonehands, alligator arms, etc.
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YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
you cut me deep
we met for a total of like 8 seconds at pax
I thought we made a connection
melodic mumbling followed by cackling laughter
I thought Irish was the same as English but with more swearing and alcohol.
Gaelic, maybe?
MOELYN!
whoops
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You should change your name to fit your new avatar.