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Defender Strikes Back (Return of the Wii)

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So what's going to be the title of the next Wii thread?

    I'm hoping for "Keep your fucking Wii puns out of here!"

    How about
    "You guys can relax Kirby has been confirmed"

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    KNUCKLE JOE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so i guess you can score a free cover for your wii remotes through nintendo

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37586

    i think they are doing work on the store, though, so don't do it now

    potatoe on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    KNUCKLE JOE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL

    knuckle joe is an assist trophy

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    he's still confirmed for being in brawl

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    also shoe did you ever see the hamton announcer av that teefs posted for you in the halloween thread

    I even quoted it to try and make sure

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    no

    but I am dumb

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    thanks teefs

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    you're welcome, dear

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Speaking of making older games compatible with the Wiimote...

    I really hope Nintendo starts doing stuff like this for the N64 games.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I can't say I'm disappointed with today's update

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    goddamnit shoe

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    Goodnight Sweet prince
    Donnie who loved bowling.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am an artiste

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh man potatoe

    I love you

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i couldn't help myself

    it was too perfect

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    so i guess you can score a free cover for your wii remotes through nintendo

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37586

    i think they are doing work on the store, though, so don't do it now

    It said I have already ordered the maximum number possible when I attempted to do the form a second time, so I'm hoping it all went through.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sin & Punishment is as fun to play as it is hard to control

    Conundrum

    Green on
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    so i guess you can score a free cover for your wii remotes through nintendo

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37586

    i think they are doing work on the store, though, so don't do it now

    It said I have already ordered the maximum number possible when I attempted to do the form a second time, so I'm hoping it all went through.

    Uhhhh.... I clicked submit and all I get is a while screen...

    Oh well, I was really only ordering them cause they're free.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys, you really need to see the codec conversations on the Smash Bros. website.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am lazy. Just link me. I might have the energy to click.

    Barely.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Here is most of the Snake stuff from the update. Awesome fucking stage.
    This stage recreates the structure in front of the helipad on Shadow Moses Island.

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    High walls on the left and right?!

    Walls tower over the stage on the left and right, giving it a caged death-match feel.

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    The searchlight spots someone, and the"!" icon appears!

    You can destroy the walls on the left and right with attacks. Those who aren’t skilled at launching foes upward may want to be proactive about attacking them.

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    The walls come tumbling down.

    Oh, and occasionally a Metal Gear will appear from the background.

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    Metal Gear REX!

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    Metal Gear RAY!

    Apparently one other kind appears, too. It’s supposedly a slightly newer model.

    On this stage, Snake communicates with his team to learn the key characteristics of his rivals... Whoa... Seriously?

    We’ve intercepted some of these communications and we’re delivering those to you now.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mei ling, samus just took all her clothes off

    maybe if i took off all this heavy equipment i would be able to catch her

    Nuzak on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    otacon, what's this lizard thing

    lays eggs huh? must be a female

    i wonder how it tastes

    Nuzak on
  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I must not purchase Sin and Punishment until I get my paycheck.

    I think if I tell enough people that I'm doing it, I'll actually do it.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hear Mario's going to be in Brawl.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    This guy kinda creeps me out Colonel

    That's Wario, Snake. He first appeared as Mario's rival but has made his own name in the Warioware games. Watch out for Wario's bite, it's not just damage you take from it Snake.

    What do you mean Colonel?

    Wario loves garlic he eats whole cloves of it day and night. So try not to get caught in his mouth, once that smell gets on you it will stick around for quite a while.

    ...That's a scary thought.

    He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.

    By farting?! Are you kidding me?!

    Sadly, no. I am not kidding. If his belly starts to bulge watch out.



    Oh my god

    I love you Nintendo/Konami.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man Snake does sound like the cigarettes are getting to him

    Pieces of lung are getting stuck in his throat

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    something about snake fighting mario is fucking hilarious

    Garlic Bread on
  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hahaha this whole update is amazing

    "It talks?!?"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    i can't get the videos to play

    i only saw the one that was on kotaku

    Garlic Bread on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    so i guess you can score a free cover for your wii remotes through nintendo

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=37586

    i think they are doing work on the store, though, so don't do it now

    It said I have already ordered the maximum number possible when I attempted to do the form a second time, so I'm hoping it all went through.

    Uhhhh.... I clicked submit and all I get is a while screen...

    Oh well, I was really only ordering them cause they're free.

    i'm hoping my order went through, but nintendo's store website is fuxx0red. i wonder if they're simply getting slammed by everyone at the moment wanting these Wii condoms.

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    this has the last three videos

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ilu kojima and sakurai

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i still want my sonic in SSBB goddamit.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    so he can do what

    run straight off the edge of the level

    yeah, awesome

    Knob on
  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    special move down-B: *eats a chili dog*

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    his down+b move is the charged spin thing

    he charges up, spins, and flies off the edge of the level

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