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who else is having a shitty day

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    thats friday night

    Ol' Sparky on
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I feel sorry for frat boys. Have you noticed how every single movie aimed at their age group basically portrays them as dicks? It's like they can't even go to the cinema without being persecuted. Unless they are all into French Dadaist flicks.

    Jocks as well. About the only thing they have is Smallville because Clark is basically a jock but oh god smallville is terrible.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.

    That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

    CrossBuster on
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.

    That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

    Those are just your boobs.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Or your life.

    You have West Nile.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My day pretty much fucking sucks so far.

    leaving to visit some friends in SD for a surf trip tomorrow, yet feeling like absolute shit and getting sicker by the day right before my vacation!

    Oh and as mentioned in another post, some guy killed himself in our rental house, so dealing with that is fun too.

    Wavechaser on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.

    That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

    Those are just your boobs.

    Am I finally a real woman?

    CrossBuster on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.

    That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

    Those are just your boobs.

    Am I finally a real woman?

    As much as TFS.

    Silmaril on
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.

    That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

    Those are just your boobs.

    Am I finally a real woman?

    No, you need huge knockers to be a real woman.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.

    That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

    Those are just your boobs.

    Am I finally a real woman?

    As much as TFS.

    That's not much at all. I mean, to be a woman the bollocks at least have to be gone. And I understand they kind of reshape the cock. I don't know the logistics, gender-reassignment surgery isn't something I aspire to.

    ZebesianPirate on
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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.

    That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

    Those are just your boobs.

    Am I finally a real woman?

    As much as TFS.

    Shit, I still have a lot of work to do.

    CrossBuster on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what kind of person wants to grow up to be the type of surgeon that does gender reassignment

    Kovak on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what kind of person wants to grow up to be the type of surgeon that does gender reassignment

    Someone who loves money and laughing at people.

    Silmaril on
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  • ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    what kind of person wants to grow up to be the type of surgeon that does gender reassignment

    Someone who loves money and laughing at people.

    That describes a lot of people. But you also need a bit of artistic ability (you need to make people believe they're the opposite sex!) and you can't be particularly squeamish. I know I'd be upset if a scrotum opened up in front of me.

    ZebesianPirate on
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Wanting to be something and having the ability to do it are different things.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That is true.

    ZebesianPirate on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My day is pretty good. Yesterday I wrapped the girlfriends present in the shape of a swan.


    So now her Creative ZEN mp3 player looks like a swan.

    precisionk on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    She'd probably be better keeping it as a swan.

    IPODZ LOL


    Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
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    ascot on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    She'd probably be better keeping it as a swan.

    IPODZ LOL


    Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
    emot_saddowns.gif

    IPODZ ARE GHEY

    precisionk on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    She'd probably be better keeping it as a swan.

    IPODZ LOL


    Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
    emot_saddowns.gif

    IPODZ ARE GHEY

    NU UH ARE STYLISH AND COOL KIDS HAVE THEM

    CREATIVE ZEN, MORE LIKE CREATIVE WEN[areyougoingtobuyanipod]

    ascot on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    She'd probably be better keeping it as a swan.

    IPODZ LOL


    Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
    emot_saddowns.gif

    IPODZ ARE GHEY

    NU UH ARE STYLISH AND COOL KIDS HAVE THEM

    CREATIVE ZEN, MORE LIKE CREATIVE WEN[areyougoingtobuyanipod]

    MORE LIKE ONLY THE KOOL KIDS KLUB HAVE EM. RACIST DOGS

    precisionk on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just went to the Doctor's office and get an ultrasound on my hernia. The girl doing it is 22, her name is Danielle, and holy crap she is hot. She's funny too. I was able to ascertain inside an hour that she is pretty much everything I look for in a woman.

    And she's engaged.

    Sigh.

    Grandaddy Delicious on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so far my gf has not texted nor called me today

    woooo!

    tugga on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just went to the Doctor's office and get an ultrasound on my hernia. The girl doing it is 22, her name is Danielle, and holy crap she is hot. She's funny too. I was able to ascertain inside an hour that she is pretty much everything I look for in a woman.

    And she's engaged.

    Sigh.

    cry more

    my gastrointerologist is at most 5 years older than me and attractive and also single

    oh but hey I get to talk to her about how I poop and my cramps and also that I am skinny

    suck it up fag

    PiptheFair on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I just went to the Doctor's office and get an ultrasound on my hernia. The girl doing it is 22, her name is Danielle, and holy crap she is hot. She's funny too. I was able to ascertain inside an hour that she is pretty much everything I look for in a woman.

    And she's engaged.

    Sigh.

    cry more

    my gastrointerologist is at most 5 years older than me and attractive and also single

    oh but hey I get to talk to her about how I poop and my cramps and also that I am skinny

    suck it up fag

    If you had real game you could get her anyway.

    Maybe shes into scat

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    game is pointless when your first encounter is talking about your butt for an hour

    PiptheFair on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my sunburn is peeling :o

    tugga on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    game is pointless when your first encounter is talking about your butt for an hour

    Well there's your problem! Girls want to hear about themselves. Next time you go in, reverse things; switch it up on her.

    Start up a conversation about her butt. She'll appreciate you for it.

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    seriously, there is little to no way to make an hour worth of butt talk sexy or interesting when it is about dysfunctional guy butt

    PiptheFair on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This month will go down as the worst ever in my life.

    Butters on
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    This month will go down as the worst ever in my life.

    There was that month with your penis and the minor.

    RedTide on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    my sunburn is peeling :o

    you know what to do

    nawm nawm nawm

    Nuzak on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you getting a camera up your ass too?

    PiptheFair on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    This month will go down as the worst ever in my life.

    There was that month with your penis and the minor.

    Dude, that was a great month.

    Butters on
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    This month will go down as the worst ever in my life.

    There was that month with your penis and the minor.

    Dude, that was a great month.

    They should have never let you have the keys to that grade schools ice cream freezer.

    RedTide on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They also shouldn't put latches on freezers big enough to fit half a dozen children.

    Butters on
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