Yeah bot flys, candiru fish, fucking crazy tyranical dictators, what's not to love from our neighbors to the south. Shit lets not forget stealth camo super hunters.
Are those the things that swim up your pee hole if you whiz in water?
Because every time I think about those I grab myself and feel for any suspicious shapes down there.
ugh little spiders are worse than the big ones sometimes
once i was sitting at my computer in the basement, i had been noticing little black flecks all around me which i brushed aside, assuming they were fruit flies (which we always have copious amounts of living in the basement) I sorta spaced out from whatever i was doing at the moment and focused on one.
the realization that a nest of baby spiders had hatched over my head and were now all over me was enough to send me into a sort of hysteria.
i kind of rocked back in forth in the shower for an hour, fully clothed, just sitting there in the tub while dead baby spiders floated out of my hair and down the drain
ugh i just shuddered real bad just remembering this.
That's hilarious kan, did you do an overly dramatic speech ala Shatner when it was done?
I just held out my foe's lifeless body on the end of my weapon (a broom) for inspection. When it was clear that it was dead I dropped it from the balcony into the dampness of the night while I stood triumphant at the railing.
Then we would just get radioactive mutant botflys. Being bitten by one of those would probably turn you into the most repulsive superhero ever. "Botfly man"
Yeah bot flys, candiru fish, fucking crazy tyranical dictators, what's not to love from our neighbors to the south. Shit lets not forget stealth camo super hunters.
Are those the things that swim up your pee hole if you whiz in water?
Because every time I think about those I grab myself and feel for any suspicious shapes down there.
Well according to Dr Venture they are not real, but Dr. Venture is not a real doctor so I worry about the dick fish.
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A friend of mine has ZERO fear of insects. It was comical at times. He'd chase bees and punch them. If they stung them, he didn't care at all.
He was a little NUTS in the head, but he was a cool guy.
My favorite story was we went past a hornets nest and he got stung, and instead of being "Ow, lets avoid that!" like normal people, he got mad and PUNCHED THE HIVE!
I ran away like a little girl and he had to go to the hospital from about two thousand bee stings, but it was the highlight of my life.
God, this thread. That clock spider? Yeah I'd be absolutely paralyzed if I walked into a room and saw that. The only way I'd be able to get rid of it is at considerable range, so perhaps if I didn't care about my wall, I could nail gun the sucker to death.
Also, good reminders about the baby spiders. I don't often look closely enough at spiders when I kill them, and join in on the emulation of young females were a baby spider bomb to go off on me.
Don't scream too much septus, a mouth is a spiders paradise. I haven't had the baby spider bomb go off on me, but I do the spastic monkey routine everytime I walk through a web of some kind.
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Don't scream too much septus, a mouth is a spiders paradise. I haven't had the baby spider bomb go off on me, but I do the spastic monkey routine everytime I walk through a web of some kind.
Oh my God, I didn't think about the mouth! How am I supposed to let out the utter terror?
Shit, I think I'm going to have to keep a doctor's/painter's mask in my apartment at all times.
When I was around 10 we had a beehive inside of the walls of an abandoned chicken coop on our acreage. My dad gave me some sort of aerosol can and told me to spray it inside one of the holes that the bees came in and out. I think it was supposed to make them slow and drowsy and then kill them
Instead it enraged the bees and they attacked me. I managed to only get stung on the bottom lip, but that was a really shitty place to get a bee sting.
My dad taped the whole thing and laughed at me. Kind of a jerk.
My mom once taped up a hole that hornets were coming out of and the hornets ate the tape!
So we moved.
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Never had a hive around my house. Worst was a hornets nest under the roof of my parents porch. I just sprayed some foamy shit on the little mud tunnel that led inside and they were all gone within a week.
There's no kind of to that, total dick move. I bet that tape is hilarious, fucking hornet bit my lip once, shit swelled up like an eddie murphy movie.
It is 3 minutes of shaky-cam wherein a young boy with a bowl cut nervously approaches a hole filled with bees, sprays them, and then runs around flailing and screaming in a pitch only prepubescent boys can hit.
I can't wait to do stuff like that to my future children.
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Are those the things that swim up your pee hole if you whiz in water?
Because every time I think about those I grab myself and feel for any suspicious shapes down there.
what kind of sex-ed did you go to?
I want in on it
once i was sitting at my computer in the basement, i had been noticing little black flecks all around me which i brushed aside, assuming they were fruit flies (which we always have copious amounts of living in the basement) I sorta spaced out from whatever i was doing at the moment and focused on one.
the realization that a nest of baby spiders had hatched over my head and were now all over me was enough to send me into a sort of hysteria.
i kind of rocked back in forth in the shower for an hour, fully clothed, just sitting there in the tub while dead baby spiders floated out of my hair and down the drain
ugh i just shuddered real bad just remembering this.
but that isn't as awesome or horrifying as your story
I just held out my foe's lifeless body on the end of my weapon (a broom) for inspection. When it was clear that it was dead I dropped it from the balcony into the dampness of the night while I stood triumphant at the railing.
EDIT: HOLYWHATTHEFUCK Wren!?
Please, just tell me it's a toy.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Man, she isn't eating it. It's emerging from her.
Also: botfly removal youtube made me gag, those things were HUGE.
If it's a photoshop it's a fucking good one.
In other news, don't EVER go to Africa.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-eyed_sand_spider
Well according to Dr Venture they are not real, but Dr. Venture is not a real doctor so I worry about the dick fish.
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And I'm scared shitless of bees and wasps. I'm not even allergic, they just SCARE me.
As in, my phobia's so bad that I'll wince at any flying insect because "OH GOD IT MIGHT BE A BEE"
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He was a little NUTS in the head, but he was a cool guy.
My favorite story was we went past a hornets nest and he got stung, and instead of being "Ow, lets avoid that!" like normal people, he got mad and PUNCHED THE HIVE!
I ran away like a little girl and he had to go to the hospital from about two thousand bee stings, but it was the highlight of my life.
Mine wasn't AWFUL but it sucked. A wasp crawled right up my sleeve and stung me.
the preschool adult people were all like "dont go there" so of course we were all, "LETS GO THERE"
fucking covered in wasps. didn't get stung once. I think I'm wasp jesus
wait was it hornets or wasps
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Also, good reminders about the baby spiders. I don't often look closely enough at spiders when I kill them, and join in on the emulation of young females were a baby spider bomb to go off on me.
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Oh my God, I didn't think about the mouth! How am I supposed to let out the utter terror?
Shit, I think I'm going to have to keep a doctor's/painter's mask in my apartment at all times.
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Instead it enraged the bees and they attacked me. I managed to only get stung on the bottom lip, but that was a really shitty place to get a bee sting.
My dad taped the whole thing and laughed at me. Kind of a jerk.
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Lighter + aerosol can + insect hive = pure win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_mCUfmtTKc
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So we moved.
It is 3 minutes of shaky-cam wherein a young boy with a bowl cut nervously approaches a hole filled with bees, sprays them, and then runs around flailing and screaming in a pitch only prepubescent boys can hit.
I can't wait to do stuff like that to my future children.
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