Any gamer girls going?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2005
    Ninto wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    That's a chance that I can't take

    Because if a girl was better than me at something I think I would have to kill myself

    Or burn my Misogynists United membership card

    You're giving Hunter S Thompson a bad name.

    Like he had such a sterling, unbesmirchable reputation to begin with

    Knob on
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Shade wrote:
    the only game I've lost to a girl on was DDR.





    AND I ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE OF IT.








    yes amanda I'm talking about you!

    If you ever want to piss off a girl you're playing DDR with, pick Waka Laka and stare.

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  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Raiden333 wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    the only game I've lost to a girl on was DDR.





    AND I ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE OF IT.








    yes amanda I'm talking about you!

    If you ever want to piss off a girl you're playing DDR with, pick Waka Laka and stare.

    and if you want to creep her out, be a 40 year old guy and offer to pay for her to play again. *shudder*

    Shade on
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  • starsicknessstarsickness Registered User
    edited August 2005
    My assumption is a lot more girls will be there this year than last, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'd like to see some lady ass-kicking going on.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    don't worry, this thread will be locked

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    God damn this is a stupid fucking thread.

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2005
    I must have missed the fucking


    oh, wait, it wouldn't happen!

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    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    That's because you have no stamina, PK.

    It was a Charles Bukowski reference, you philistine.

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2005
    So a gamer that is into other things well I am pretty physical. I mean I do this for a living. http://www.partybike.com/images.php

    But sorry ladies I am not in any of those pictures. So I am not the handsome guy with the pony tail. :-(

    I look like a skinnier john leguizamo. And he is pretty skinny to begin with, ( I sence a locking) so whatever.

    And I am one notch less hairy then Robin Williams.
    Below is a pic of me and my brother. I am the one on the right. He's adopted.
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    Finally, an Apocalyptian-American superhero. I've been waiting so long.
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2005
    What the hell is that?!

    DID YOU JUST POST A PERSONAL AD?

    That is the saddest thing I have ever seen

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2005
    Yes, and I care about your opinion because...

    graizur on
    robosagogo wrote: »
    Finally, an Apocalyptian-American superhero. I've been waiting so long.
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2005
    graizur wrote:
    Yes, and I care about your opinion because...

    Because you're sad guy who is trying to pick up girls over a message board?

    Knob on
  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2005
    Knob wrote:
    graizur wrote:
    Yes, and I care about your opinion because...

    Because you're sad guy who is trying to pick up girls over a message board?

    No not trying to pick up.

    If I was trying to pick up I would be doing this http://www.pickupguide.com/ out and about where I works.

    Nuerolinguistic programing. Clothing. kinesthetics blah blah blah.

    All the things that bore the mother &^&%ing hell out of me. I mean they work on most girls if done right. But who wants most girls. So I am blah blah blahing around here. You think this is sad. Good for you. Thanks for making a contribution. Door is to your left.

    graizur on
    robosagogo wrote: »
    Finally, an Apocalyptian-American superhero. I've been waiting so long.
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Just think about any girl who would take that post seriously, knob. How increadibly socially dumb and probably retarded she would have to be.
    That would be his punishment for posting it.

    MulysaSempronius on
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    graizur wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    graizur wrote:
    Yes, and I care about your opinion because...

    Because you're sad guy who is trying to pick up girls over a message board?

    No not trying to pick up.

    If I was trying to pick up I would be doing this http://www.pickupguide.com/ out and about where I works.

    Nuerolinguistic programing. Clothing. kinesthetics blah blah blah.

    All the things that bore the mother &^&%ing hell out of me. I mean they work on most girls if done right. But who wants most girls. So I am blah blah blahing around here. You think this is sad. Good for you. Thanks for making a contribution. Door is to your left.


    shut up

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    I may be in the worst part of Calfornia right now.

    But god damn...

    All this fighting, got a smile on my face.

    Highfire on
  • BongoBongo Registered User
    edited August 2005
    Jesus fuck, it's like a giant can of Desperate exploded in here :?

    Bongo on
  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Bongo wrote:
    Jesus fuck, it's like a giant can of Desperate exploded in here :?

    Is that what that smell is?

    Shade on
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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Shade wrote:
    Bongo wrote:
    Jesus fuck, it's like a giant can of Desperate exploded in here :?

    Is that what that smell is?

    And to think I thought it was the smell of love

    Highfire on
  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Bongo wrote:
    Jesus fuck, it's like a giant can of Desperate exploded in here :?

    Is that what that smell is?

    And to think I thought it was the smell of love

    ew

    Shade on
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  • AlystairAlystair Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Shade wrote:
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Bongo wrote:
    Jesus fuck, it's like a giant can of Desperate exploded in here :?

    Is that what that smell is?

    And to think I thought it was the smell of love

    ew

    it's all over your pants too.

    Alystair on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2005
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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2005
    :|

    MulysaSempronius on
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    That's because you have no stamina, PK.

    It was a Charles Bukowski reference, you philistine.


    Man.













    I am a philistine.

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  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    this thread has gone horribly wrong...

    Shade on
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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Shade wrote:
    this thread has gone horribly wrong...

    Maybe...

    But you still come here.

    Highfire on
  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    this thread has gone horribly wrong...

    Maybe...

    But you still come here.

    its like watxhing a train wreck in slow motion. At first your facinated and then horrified.

    Shade on
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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Shade wrote:
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    this thread has gone horribly wrong...

    Maybe...

    But you still come here.

    its like watxhing a train wreck in slow motion. At first your facinated and then horrified.

    Yeah,

    but you don't call 911 for help.

    You just add anything that will make the fire bigger.

    Highfire on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    Man, I have so much sex lined up for PAX, I don't even have time for girls.

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2005
    So... Um... I still can't make myself care about what you ghuys are saying about me being desperate. funny I keep thinking I want to respond but I'm just not motivated. I usually smell like peanut butter.

    graizur on
    robosagogo wrote: »
    Finally, an Apocalyptian-American superhero. I've been waiting so long.
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    no one cares bcause you are dumb anyways

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2005
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    this thread has gone horribly wrong...

    Maybe...

    But you still come here.

    its like watxhing a train wreck in slow motion. At first your facinated and then horrified.

    Yeah,

    but you don't call 911 for help.

    You just add anything that will make the fire bigger.




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  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    SP_Kenny wrote:
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Highfire wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    this thread has gone horribly wrong...

    Maybe...

    But you still come here.

    its like watxhing a train wreck in slow motion. At first your facinated and then horrified.


    Yeah,

    but you don't call 911 for help.

    You just add anything that will make the fire bigger.




    tw.jpg

    thats a really acurate representation.

    Shade on
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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2005
    How many people died horrible deaths so that you might have a punch line.


    Punch Line... now that's a thought.

    graizur on
    robosagogo wrote: »
    Finally, an Apocalyptian-American superhero. I've been waiting so long.
  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User
    edited August 2005
    hoooooooboy

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  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited August 2005
    As PAX is a mere few days away. Here is some ettiquite to go by to gain the respect of the women going.


    1. BATH GODDAMNIT- Smell is a huge factor. If you smell like the bottom of a dumpster, or people can see their reflection from the shine on your forehead, chances are your not going to get with in speaking distance to her.

    2. Deodorant- See above. You should apply this once a day, NOT once a week.

    3. Don't pant!- Your not an english terrier. You have the ability to breath though your nose! You have the ability to breath softly and steadly! Use these ablities and close your mouth before something flies in.

    4. Brush your teeth. The caution tape yellow is not attractive. Nor is the beef jerky thats been stuck in your teeth for the last 2 months.

    5. Limit random speech. If she want to hear about your chewbacca lolipop collection she'll ask. Ask about her. And don't play twenty questions. When she says something, say something back.(on topic)

    6. Smile. I know your contemplating lifes mysteries. But the furrowed brow thing doesn't send the right message.


    ::Edited for jinx FD approval::

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2005
    Shade wrote:
    As PAX is a mere few days away. Here is a tip for the average
    (read: desperate) gamer on how to attract/not repulse a girl.


    1. BATH GODDAMNIT- Smell is a huge factor. If you smell like the bottom of a dumpster, or people can see their reflection from the shine on your forehead, chances are your not going to get with in speaking distance to her.

    2. Deodorant- See above. You should apply this once a day, NOT once a week.

    3. Don't pant!- Your not an english terrier. You have the ability to breath though your nose! You have the ability to breath softly and steadly! Use these ablities and close your mouth before something flies in.

    4. Brush your teeth. The caution tape yellow is not attractive. Nor is the beef jerky thats been stuck in your teeth for the last 2 months.

    5. Limit random speech. If she want to hear about your chewbacca lolipop collection she'll ask. Ask about her. And don't play twenty questions. When she says something, say something back.(on topic)

    6. Smile. I know your contemplating lifes mysteries. But the furrowed brow thing doesn't send the right message.


    SHUT

    THE


    FUCK


    UP


    YOU


    FUCKING

    IDIOT

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2005
    No,see, that post was good.

    Everybody pay attention to that post. If you bathe and wear deoderant, hot babes will flock to you. Seriously. Try it,you'll see. Smelling nicely is a great aphrodisiac.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2005
    I am going to print out that list and have it laminated so that I can take it with me wherever I go.

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  • JinxJinx Registered User
    edited August 2005
    or, like, you could try to not treat girls as an alien race and just be god damn civil. if anything write a general list of etiquette, with bathing and not smelling like ass at the very top. that will make everyone happy, and isn't stupid like a checklist of how to make a gamer with tits like you.

    i can tell you now that girls are not going to be there looking for boys to sex (unless it's mike or jerry :winky: ). there will be things like games and fellow gamers to hang out with that are much more appealing.

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