I saw Scarface edited for TV the other day. wtf right? I always thought the point of Scarface was to show teenagers how cool cursing is and to show thugs how cool it would be to have a pile of coke so big that all you had to do is put your face in it an inhale.
I mean what would Scarface be without the bad words and chainsaw?
As I was watching it I realized: some of the lines are actually better when edited for TV! One thing you learn fast is that these guys love their mothers a whole lot
Best line from the TV version of Scarface?
Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin' pineapple?
Anybody notice this in other TV-edited movies?
'I want you to strike this guy out'
"This is what you get when you find a stranger in the alps!"
<<Busted out laughing at work. I never heard of Lebowski on TV. I NEED to see it.
Ugh, that would be more blasphemous than that scene was in the first place.
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oh my god, lol
"You froggin' ashpole!" I heard that and my mind shut down for a moment trying to comprehend it.
Best TV censored line ever.
"This is what happens when you feed a soldier scrambled eggs!"
Haha that is the first thing I thought of when I saw the name of this thread.
They did a fucking brilliant job.
Did they still show... you know... it?
Because if not, some ladies seriously missed out.
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"Yippie Kai Yay, Melonfarmer!"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm kicking my buuuuuuuuuutt!"
They also call each other "beanbags" about five hundred times.
Happy Gilmore edit:
"I'll have a sandwich."
He originally requested some sort of brand beer, which I guess they can't advertise for on broadcast TV.
But the best line from the film:
"It's like a golfer with an arm growing out of hisFACE."
That is how the line is delivered. It is almost shouted, and by a different person than who was in the film.
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It really ruined the immersion for me.
Also, many times I have seen a movie on cable or TV where a line will be bleeped or edited, but the Closed Captioning will contain the original naughty language. What's up with that? O_o
Deaf people don't count.
Good: Someone quoted said post.
Bad: See inevitable bad joke about deaf people above.
Good: We got it out of the way, at least.
Like, if there's a lot of nudity, and there happen to be old people sitting next to you.
I would have been ashamed at myself had I not made the joke. Seriously, ashamed!
"Federal Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison"
I think people might make it a point to not read it now
"Fridge me, we killed you"
They show it uncensored on Comedy Central late at night.
Ah, yes. The "I HATE PEOPLE" sign.
Best line is when the priest yells "Peas and Rice!"
(One of the lines in Mandarin was translated by a fan to mean "Frog-humping son of a bitch!" That's good stuff.)
And don't get me started on how boobies are horrible things never to be shown on TV, yet serial killers doing all sorts of gross stuff? Sure! Don't forget the autopsy scene!
"Suck my dick."
I forget which movie it was, as I heard about it second hand.
Why did I start this thread at work?