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I picked up some household stuff I needed, then walked to the sporting goods section to buy a hundred rounds of .45. I got a lot of weird looks from the people behind me at the counter. Two frat-douches were especially discombobulated because they started whispering to each other constantly while looking at my items, which I laid on the counter during my attempt to convey that I wanted Winchester White Box .45 ACP, not .44 Magnum.
I guess seeing a guy buying ammo and also carrying a bottle of bleach, a box of garbage bags, a hacksaw, and a packet of rubber gloves may have seemed suspicious.
I guess seeing a guy buying ammo and also carrying a bottle of bleach, a box of garbage bags, a hacksaw, and a packet of rubber gloves may have seemed suspicious.
The internet gives me a native +2 bonus in Craft (Disturbing Mental Image).
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It seems so fucking alien to me.
Do they just sell ammo wherever they want in the America land?
the interest rates must be a killer
Nooo.
Yes.
I need it for my gun(s). Dick compensation, you know.
If I could shoot/kill things 200yards away with my penis, I wouldn't need a gun now would I?
Like, shoot melons or bottles or mimes or something
but alas I am afraid I will never get to do it
why not, it's already been responsible for the death of your sex life
yeah, pretty much.
i mean, what if you run out while in the store? this IS the land of convenience.
I love my guns more than your mouth on me, baby. Sorry if they scared you off.
ten dollars for every extra mag
It's something I take every person visiting here to, because the looks on their faces when they get to blow through 20 round of .45 in less than ten seconds
pure joy
http://www.swissminigun.com/home.html
have you ever seen those bug sprays meant to take out wasps nests from like 30 feet away? once I hit a wasp out of the air with the stream, it was awesome
I would take you shooting just so you can do the lean way way way way back thing that chicks do with guns, mostly because it is hilarious.
Finally, something more hardcore than airsoft!
Someone can't keep their mind off my penis even after the months we've spent apart.
the funniest is when this girl was using a 30-ought with a scope
dumb bitch put her eye right against the lens and then fired
gun gave her a black eye for being such a dumb bitch
Haha, the best part is the tiny holsters.
All kidding aside, I want to kick people in the legs when they do stupid stuff like take a girl to go shooting just so they can fondle her from behind, or don't give her hearing protection, or don't instruct her in the four rules so she muzzle sweeps me and makes me dive for cover, or give her a .300omgwtfwildcatmagnum to shoot at the very start. I don't suffer from the redneck delusion of "look, it's a picture of a girl AND SHE'S HOLDING A GUN I MUST FAP FAP FAP WITH BREAKFREE CLP," which is basically the same as the whole "look IT'S A GIRL GAMER SHE PLAYS GAMES FAP FAP FAP FAP WITH CHEETO DUST."
Also, boyfriends should not try to teach girlfriends. It will create strife. Have someone else do it.
Bug gun. It shoots that thing right at the bug and kinda annihilates it mid air
I've nver tried one though
awwww skeet skeet skeet
Needs to be electrified, like those tennis rackets powered with a 9volt.
Air taser for bugs.
Have you seen the Christopher Titus standup special "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding?"
He talks about how his mom got married to some abusive trailer trash douchebag, who ended up beating her. But he also taught her how to shoot. What ended up happening from there is pretty easy to guess.
Does it smell?
Why are you scared by 'hollow tip' bullets?
Does someone being a gun collector make owning guns better than someone who isn't a gun collector?
Are cops safer with guns than non-cops?
Is shooting animals the only legitimate purpose of guns?
Please answer these questions. O_o
you know what
fuck it
i'm staying out of this thread
if anyone goatses it, good