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a better way to trim pubes?

blue tapeblue tape Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
Right now I use my beard trimmer on various settings (depending on the area).

It just seems like no matter how hard I try, I can't get my balls that smooth without going after individual hairs. Probably because I'm terrified of nicking my sack again. That shit hurts.

Any tips and tricks on keeping my dick sweaterless?

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    fire

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nair

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    radiation

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Dogs

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  • blue tapeblue tape Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Nair
    From what I've heard about nair, you're trying to get me to scald my crotch.

    combo breaker D:

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Send a private message to Raneados or possibly Talon. The former does daily yardwork down there and will have a treasure trove of advice.

    The latter is cute and into really kinky sex. He might know something.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    braid your pubes

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Use one of these:

    owwwwwwwle2.png

    Don't use any shaving gel, or foam. Just dry skin.

    Retrace the same areas over and over, and go as fast as you can.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    blue tape wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Nair
    From what I've heard about nair, you're trying to get me to scald my crotch.

    combo breaker D:

    I have never used the product, but im pretty sure they make nair specifically for your nether regions now.

    Marathon on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    spermicide

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    blue tape

    red tape

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    lawnmower

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Pistol whip it.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Don't use any shaving gel, or foam. Just dry skin.

    Retrace the same areas over and over, and go as fast as you can.

    that sounds :shock:

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    721147.jpg

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tweezers.

    Start with the top of the ass if necessary, and move down and through the gooch and then onto the scrotum.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i'm considering getting one of those norelco bodygrooms

    mostly because it had clever advertising

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Use one of these:

    bowie02.gif

    Don't use any shaving gel, or foam. Just dry skin.

    Retrace the same areas over and over, and go as fast as you can.

    Nuzak on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I need a nap.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    13480892_a6be4d568e_o.jpg

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It is also important to say that your body hair is sexy. Some guys look awful with it, but you pull it off and should break the jaw of any bitch who wants you to shave it off.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    keep the bush

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    use a gunblade

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Are you flirting with him?

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    200.jpg

    And a steady hand. Don't rush. NEVER RUSH.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    gillette fusion works decent

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Are you flirting with him?

    And supporting spousal abuse at the same time.
    Don't hit your spouse, folks.

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  • blue tapeblue tape Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Aw. Shucks, Fiz.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    http://www.shaveeverywhere.com

    omg plant

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  • blue tapeblue tape Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    http://www.shaveeverywhere.com

    omg plant
    yeah. i think i'm totally sold on this thing.

    i mean. extra optical inch.

    blue tape on
  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    http://www.shaveeverywhere.com

    omg plant

    I just watched this video with The Flaming Lips "Hell's Angels Cracker factory," in horrible unity with the fellow's voice.

    That is all.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    They used to be 80 bucks

    now you can find them for forty

    (my profit margins went down too)

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    That philips website never gets old.

    I however, do not shave. I trim, certainly, but if I shaved down there I would have to shave the entire rest of my body, and I'm not down with that.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    personally I've gone from shaving it all to making little patterns

    it's peaceful, in a way

    like trimming bonsai trees

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I need to shave my balls.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    personally I've gone from shaving it all to making little patterns

    it's peaceful, in a way

    like trimming bonsai trees
    knots and sheaths

    I can't ever say "I'm having a hard time tying these knots" without seriously laughing

    fuckin furries

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    have teefs gnaw it off

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    num num num num

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