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My fucking car insurance is so fucking expensive fuck

powersspowerss Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
$400/month, bitches.

Two speeding tickets and one accident (rear-ended).

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    learn how to drive

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Learn how to drive better

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Learn how 2 drift

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Learn to pilot a car.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    if i were to get insurance right now it would be around 460 a month

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    don't add modifiers to my shit

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    if i were to get insurance right now it would be around 460 a month

    meth addict, huh

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh, I'm a very good driver. I just need to avoid the police. Now I can, I got one of these - and a laser jammer - and I speed with reckless abandon.

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    Sorta. Gas is too expensive to speed anymore...

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    and my record is completely clean

    i've never even had a car under my name

    :(

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Please don't add modifiers to my shit

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    CURSE YOU NEW YORK CITY

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mine is $100aud/month for a shitty old 11 year old car that goes fast and im under 25 and on my provisional license

    so what im saying is, my insurance is strangely cheap

    and the one time I had an accident that was my fault, it was with a shifty guy in a stolen car so nothing ever came of it

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  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My car insurance is $30/month.
    I would not drive if I had to pay almost 5 grand a year in insurance.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    by the way the shifty guy was driving the stolen car, not me

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    powerss wrote: »
    Oh, I'm a very good driver. I just need to avoid the police. Now I can, I got one of these - and a laser jammer - and I speed with reckless abandon.

    You know I was sitting here thinking,
    "This guy may be stupid."
    And then bam
    All doubt obliterated

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When I bought my policy, I told them of my accident. I got rear-ended.

    They said, okay, no problem.

    When they looked at my record, it was a not-at-fault rear-ended accident, but the problem was my car was over a threshold of how much it cost to fix - 1,000USD apparently.

    What fucking car costs UNDER $1,000USD to fix at a 20MPH rear-end collision? a 1985 Chevy Silverado?

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Laser jammers are illegal in California. Have fun getting your liscence revoked.

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ani_B wrote: »
    My car insurance is $30/month.
    I would not drive if I had to pay almost 5 grand a year in insurance.

    Two questions -

    What car do you drive

    and what the hell

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ani_B wrote: »
    My car insurance is $30/month.
    I would not drive if I had to pay almost 5 grand a year in insurance.
    the only reason why i don't have intense hate for you right now is the great probability that you live in bumfuck nowhere

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Laser jammers are illegal in California. Have fun getting your liscence revoked.

    quiet you!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    My car insurance is $30/month.
    I would not drive if I had to pay almost 5 grand a year in insurance.
    the only reason why i don't have intense hate for you right now is the great probability that you live in bumfuck nowhere

    we do not!

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    he probably drives a rickshaw pulled by a small balinese man

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    it was on the Simpsons you know

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    booo hiss

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    he's probably not even insured

    the insurance company wonders why they keep getting 30 dollar checks in the mail

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    *opens hood*

    I call this the ranch

    It's where I keep my 180 horses.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that's a girl and furthermore is my wife

    smellbot

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    the one that plays manlier video games than you or some other wife?

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  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I drive a 1997 cavalier, I'm 25 so my rates droped, I've got a spotless driving record, I live in Alberta, Canada. And I'm just all around an awesome person. Also not having boy parts lowers insurance costs significantly.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    the one that plays manlier video games than you or some other wife?

    the first thing

    she also drinks manlier drinks than me

    and I'm pretty sure she could take me in a wrestling match

    that's an Albertan for you

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    rates so low on a 1997 cavalier, that thing is like a deathtrap. does it even have ABS?

    damn, boy parts suck for insurance, you're right there

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  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    And it's a great policy too.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    the cavalier pinnacle of ghetto motoring

    do you have sounds and 13s on yours, ani_b

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  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ABS!? It doesn't even have doors!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    but if you miss one payment they kill one of your pets.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    powerss wrote: »
    rates so low on a 1997 cavalier, that thing is like a deathtrap. does it even have ABS?

    damn, boy parts suck for insurance, you're right there

    abs is for goofy morons who cant drive

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    it struggles when the ac is on!

    good ol' greeny

    got us to seattle and back, it did

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  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Good thing we keep a herd of cats.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my cousin drives a 2001 hyundai accent

    it's tiny and she somehow drives very fast despite the car being utter shit, and she starts looking in her purse or texting on her phone or mirror while doing 65 and oh god it's fucking terrifying being in the car with her

    she just got a ticket for doing 80 on the belt parkway, which if you've been to brooklyn you'd know had pretty tight lanes and doing 80 in any car is unsettling let alone a shitty hyundai

    so right now her insurance is still lower than what i would pay

    ...

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    powerss wrote: »
    rates so low on a 1997 cavalier, that thing is like a deathtrap. does it even have ABS?

    damn, boy parts suck for insurance, you're right there

    abs is for goofy morons who cant drive

    ABS means ESP means I can take corners at 80 MPH and not even squeal the tires

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