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[SIGN-UPS CLOSED] (Robot Phalla) GAME BEGINS TONIGHT!

The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
edited September 2007 in Critical Failures
WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY POUNDS, THE METAL MONSTROSITY, HAILING FROM SIX DIFFERENT STATES.... THE PHAAAAAAAAAAAAALLA!



Come one, come all, to the greatest event in Ultimate Robot Fighting Championship history. A Deathmatch to decide the true champion of the league. Six fighters will enter and only one will leave. Where do your loyalties lie?



The Rules:

All standard phalla rules apply.

Every player will begin the game with an amount of money.

Voting will close every night at TBD, All special actions and votes must be in at that time.

Every day you will bid on that evening's fights. Based off of normal vote mechanics, you will !bid in red, and you will !retract bid in green. Please follow that format.
Example: I !bid $500 on Ardor
Example: I !retract bid $500 on Ardor

You must bid in multiples of 100.




Every day, you will also vote on a Master of Ceremonies. Based off of normal vote mechanics, you will !vote in yellow and !retract in cyan.
Example: I !vote Zerinan to MC
Example: I !retract Zerinan


If there are any questions or clarifications needed, please !ask them in orange.



The Mechanics:

This is a team game. There are 6 teams made up of x amount of players and 4 specials on each team.

Specials

Every team has a Fighter, Manager, Promoter and Master Financer.
THE FIGHTER: The fighter is the leader of every team. Every night, they will select one player to kill, and they will also fight a match (or two) against another fighter. The goal of every fighter is to win the tournament and be crowned champion. If a fighter is killed, chaos will ensue within his team. Note: Fighters are harder to kill than your average player.
THE MANAGER: Every night the manager can do a partial seering on another player, this will reveal what team they are on. Every night the manager will also receive a portion of his fighters winnings, and use that money to help train his fighter. Remember: A strong fighter wins championships.
THE MASTER FINANCER: Every night, the MF will receive a portion of his fighters winnings. With that money, he will improve his fighters abilities to carry out phalla related tasks. These may be seerings, guardians, vigilantes, conversions, thievery, millers etc.

The Fighter, Manager and Master Financer start the game networked.
THE PROMOTER: The promoter does not have any special abilities. They do, however, start the game knowing everyone on their team (Except for the other three specials). This is not a secured network, however, as teams have been known to plant traitors within other fighers fanbases.
THE FANBASE: This is the vanilla role of the game. You will start with a random sum of money, and use that money to help your fighter, screw over other fighters, buy hookers, sell drugs. Whatever. You will also be in charge of electing a MC every night.

The Promoter and Fanbases start the game networked.



More Fighter Information:

A fighter has three stats: Strength, Defense and Stamina. Every fighter begins the game with 10 of each.

Fights are done by a dice roll. Both fighters will roll an X sided dice every turn (X = the stat number i.e. 10). If Fighter 1's Strength roll is highter than Fighter 2's Defense roll, that amount of stamina will be retracted from Fighter 2. The fights will continue in this fashion until one fighter has depleted their stamina.

Build your fighter however you see fit.


The Master of Ceremonies:

The MC will be able to choose the types of fights that will take place that night. Obviously, certain fighters would prefer certain types of matches, so the MC can use this to their advantage. The types of fights are:

1v1
3v3
1v1v1
Heavy Metal Fight (strength based)
Cage Match (defense based)
Deathmatch (stamina based)
King of the Hill


The Dead:

Robots never die. Because of this, the dead thread will be important. Dead people will know the details after night 1.




THE LOCKER ROOM (Prices may change upon availability):

Fighter Upgrades:
$1000 -- +1 Strength
$1000 -- +1 Defense
$2000 -- +1 Stamina

Phalla Upgrades:
$1000 -- one-time Seer
$2000 -- partial Guardian
$2000 -- Theft (steal money from another fighter's bank)
$2000 -- Ressurection (bring a teammate back to life)
$2000 -- Faulty Robot Parts (replace another fighter's upgrades with broken parts)
$3000 -- one-time Vigilante
$6000 -- full Guardian
$10000 -- Multi-time use Seer
$30000 -- permanent extra nightly kill

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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    SIGNUPS

    Signups will begin now, and will go until we have 49 people. Once there are 49 players, I will keep signups open for one more day, and anyone after that day will be put on reserves.

    Sign up in magenta!



    The Fanbase
    01. precisionk
    02. Nion
    03. Jester313
    04. Fembot
    05. Plutonium
    06. Bliss 101
    07. DevoutlyApathetic
    08. Drez
    09. Squashua
    10. durax
    11. Saburbia
    12. TehSpectre
    13. Grundlterror
    14. Niceguy Myeye
    15. FunkyWaltDogg
    16. DamnedLibrarian
    17. iamtheaznman
    18. Last Son
    19. MrBallbaggins
    20. B:L
    21. thorgot
    22. PsychoCucumber
    23. amateurhour
    24. Oatway
    25. Raakam
    26. jdarksun
    27. cheez
    28. Zerinan
    29. Typhus733
    30. Frosteey
    31. the wook
    32. Zot
    33. McKid
    34. FreeAgent
    35. Anaximander
    36. Gorilla Salad
    37. Ardor
    38. Aldo
    39. Unearthly Stew
    40. Locus
    41. Casual Eddy
    42. PRËTËNTIÖüS
    43. telcus
    44. Xevo
    45. Hylianbunny
    46. cj iwakura
    47. MechMantis
    48. Qorzm
    49. Seriously

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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Clarifications:


    Who do I send my daily actions to? What about questions?
    Daily actions will be PMed to The Referee. Questions for the GM can be PMed to robothero.


    Can I make promotional images for my fighter?
    Yes, making promotional posters in photoshop and posting them here is acceptable, enjoyable and reccomended!

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I !sign up as the master OF ALL ROBOTS.


    FOLLOW ME MY CHILDREN FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR HAS RETURNED TO LEAD YOU ALL!

    precisionk on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    horray!

    Unknown User on
  • NionNion Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !sign up

    Nion on
  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jester313 on
  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited September 2007
    !buy some overpriced candies

    Fembot on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I am Bender, please insert Girder

    Plutonium on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was really planning to take a short break from Phallas, but this one looks like it's going to be too much fun to miss...

    I sign up. <- this is Purple

    Bliss 101 on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I shall never have free time again. My addiction has progressed to far....I !plug in.

    Edit: Agreed Bliss.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    You can also PM life3 with questions, but he'll probably just send you to me. He is my vote counting/money counting/fighter monkey.

    Unknown User on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oy. I don't know if I can manage but I have to join this one. !sign up.

    Now I feel like a hypocrite for dropping out of cheez's.

    Drez on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't worry Drez, we still killed you.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    !the color purple!

    Squashua on
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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Clarification answer: Yes, making promotional posters in photoshop and posting them here is acceptable, enjoyable and reccomended!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't worry Drez, we still killed you.

    I'll post there when the game is done, but I want people to know that I only dropped out because I knew I couldn't keep up with defending my logic at every step. It was a time thing above all else. I thought the game would be a bit more casual than it turned out to be. I feel bad for Grundlterror, though.

    Drez on
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Sign up . THE CHAMP IS HERE!
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's been awhile.

    !i am so in

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !I am the champ.

    I am ready to out-fight you all. Unless I'm not a fighter.

    TehSpectre on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !sign up

    Grundlterror on
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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Sign up. This one needs a robot princess.

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Sign me up

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited September 2007
    !Sign Me Up

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited September 2007
    !sign up

    like whoa.

    iamtheaznman on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I tentatively !Sign up, I may need to withdraw depending on when the day-end occurs.

    Last Son on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I sign up.

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Rock 'Em Sock 'Em sign up.

    B:L on
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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    I may need to withdraw depending on when the day-end occurs.


    I'm open to suggestions

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    I may need to withdraw depending on when the day-end occurs.


    I'm open to suggestions

    I suggest naked lady robots

    precisionk on
  • vagabondmonkvagabondmonk Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Gah! My parents are visiting for a week starting thursday, so I don't think I will be able to play in this one...I will be watching closely though. For free. From my perch. In the oak tree over the Northern wall of the robot fighting auditorium.

    (Don't tell anyone.)

    vagabondmonk on
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !I am a rabid fan

    thorgot on
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  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !I HAVE to Sign Up!(I have a gambling addiction.)

    PsychoCucumber on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !signup I'm goin down to funky robot town to win the crown.......um.... bitches....

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    I may need to withdraw depending on when the day-end occurs.


    I'm open to suggestions

    I suggest naked lady robots

    mariatherobotzt4.jpg

    Bliss 101 on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sign me the hell up!.

    I was born ready, and still am.

    Oats on
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sign me up! Woah, 60 players... this is going to be intense and crazy.

    Raakam on
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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    keep em comin! tell your friends! tell your enemies! muahaha!

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    FOLLOW ME MY CHILDREN FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR HAS RETURNED TO LEAD YOU ALL!
    Did you know that you helped me not lose Round 1 of the Omegathon?

    FWD was there. He shouted out "The God-Emperor Wills It!" when I was a little nervous. Totally restored my faith.

    It was the second most awesome thing that happened that weekend.

    What was the first? Rock Band?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    i heard there is an antidote for fail nowadays. AIDS? not so much.

    Unknown User on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    School started...AP classes suck. I have to pass. I may have to pass on games for a long while, now, actually.

    :cry:

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    NNID: Hakkekage
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