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[PHALLA] NSF56K (Robot Phalla) Day 8 - TOURNAMENT Semifinals (Post 1260)

The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
edited September 2007 in Critical Failures
Come one, come all, to the greatest event in Ultimate Robot Fighting Championship history. A Deathmatch to decide the true champion of the league. Six fighters will enter and only one will leave. Where do your loyalties lie?



The Rules:

All standard phalla rules apply.

Every player will begin the game with an amount of money.

Voting will close every night at 11:30PM EST, All special actions and votes must be in at that time.

Every day you will bid on that evening's fights. Based off of normal vote mechanics, you will !bid in red, and you will !retract bid in green. Please follow that format.
Example: I !bid $500 on Ardor
Example: I !retract bid $500 on Ardor

You must bid in multiples of 100.




Every day, you will also vote on a Master of Ceremonies. Based off of normal vote mechanics, you will !vote in yellow and !retract in cyan.
Example: I !vote Zerinan to MC
Example: I !retract Zerinan


Here is an example day for the phalla:
I !bid $1000 that Yellow defeats Red
I !bid $1000 that White defeats Black
I !bid $200 that Green defeats Blue

I !vote MrBlarney to the Master of Ceremonies.


If there are any questions or clarifications needed, please !ask them in orange.



The Mechanics:

This is a team game. There are 6 teams made up of x amount of players and 4 specials on each team.

Specials

Every team has a Fighter, Manager, Promoter and Master Financer.
THE FIGHTER: The fighter is the leader of every team. Every night, they will select one player to kill, and they will also fight a match (or two) against another fighter. The goal of every fighter is to win the tournament and be crowned champion. If a fighter is killed, chaos will ensue within his team. Note: Fighters are harder to kill than your average player.
THE MANAGER: Every night the manager can do a partial seering on another player, this will reveal what team they are on. Every night the manager will also receive a portion of his team's winnings, and use that money to help train his fighter. Remember: A strong fighter wins championships.
THE MASTER FINANCER: Every night, the MF will receive a portion of his team's winnings. With that money, he will improve his fighters abilities to carry out phalla related tasks. These may be seerings, guardians, vigilantes, conversions, thievery, millers etc.

The Fighter, Manager and Master Financer start the game networked.
THE PROMOTER: The promoter does not have any special abilities. They do, however, start the game knowing almost everyone on their team. This is not a secured network, however, as teams have been known to plant traitors within other fighers fanbases.
THE FANBASE: This is the vanilla role of the game. You will start with a random sum of money, and use that money to help your fighter, screw over other fighters, buy hookers, sell drugs. Whatever. You will also be in charge of electing a MC every night.

The Promoter and Fanbases start the game networked.



More Fighter Information:

A fighter has three stats: Strength, Defense and Stamina. Every fighter begins the game with 10 of each.

Fights are done by a dice roll. Both fighters will roll an X sided dice every turn (X = the stat number i.e. 10). If Fighter 1's Strength roll is highter than Fighter 2's Defense roll, that amount of stamina will be retracted from Fighter 2. The fights will continue in this fashion until one fighter has depleted their stamina.

Build your fighter however you see fit.


The Master of Ceremonies:

The MC will be able to choose the types of fights that will take place that night. Obviously, certain fighters would prefer certain types of matches, so the MC can use this to their advantage. The types of fights are:

1v1
3v3
1v1v1
Heavy Metal Fight (strength based)
Cage Match (defense based)
Deathmatch (stamina based)
King of the Hill


The Dead:

Robots never die. Because of this, the dead thread will be important. Dead people will know the details after night 1.


Order of Events:

Daily Bids/Votes -> Robots Upgraded -> Robots Fight -> Specials Activated -> Kills -> Money is distributed -> Next Day


The Villager Role PM:
Come one! Come all! To the greatest tournament the Robot Fighting League has ever hosted! Who will be crowned champion? Which fighter will walk away with the grand prize and which one will end up in the scrap heap?!? Come to the Coliseum and find out!




You are a rabid fan. You start the game with $7500.

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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    THE LOCKER ROOM (Prices may change upon availability):

    Fighter Upgrades:
    $1000 -- +1 Strength
    $1000 -- +1 Defense
    $2000 -- +1 Stamina

    Phalla Upgrades:
    $1000 -- one-time Seer
    $2000 -- partial Guardian
    $2000 -- Theft (steal money from another fighter's bank)
    $2000 -- Ressurection (bring a teammate back to life)
    $2000 -- Faulty Robot Parts (replace another fighter's upgrades with broken parts)
    $3000 -- one-time Vigilante
    $6000 -- full Guardian
    $10000 -- Multi-use Seer
    $30000 -- permanent extra nightly kill

    The Referee on
  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    THE FIGHTERS

    Vegetable Violator - The White Robot
    HK-47 (N.V.) - The Green Robot
    Domo Arigato - The Blue Robot
    The Deus Ex Machine - The Yellow Robot
    A. Toaster - The Red Robot
    PHALLAX - The Black Robot



    Standings
    ________| WHITE | GREEN | BLUE | YELLOW | RED | BLACK |
    WHITE___|XXXXXXX|__LOSS_|_LOSS_|__LOSS__|_WIN_|__WIN__|
    GREEN___|__WIN__|XXXXXXX|_LOSS_|__LOSS__|_WIN_|__LOSS_|
    BLUE____|__WIN__|__WIN__|XXXXXX|___WIN__|_WIN_|_LOSS__|
    YELLOW__|__WIN__|__WIN__|_LOSS__|XXXXXXXX|_WIN_|__WIN__|
    RED_____|__LOSS_|__LOSS_|_LOSS_|__LOSS_|XXXXX|__LOSS_|
    BLACK___|__WIN__|__WIN__|_WIN__|__LOSS__|_WIN_|XXXXXXX|
    
    
    
    


    Narrations/Results

    Night 1 Results | Narration
    Night 2 Results | Narration
    Night 3 Results | Narration
    Night 4 Results | Narration
    Night 5 Results | Narration

    PLAYER LIST

    01. precisionk killed by PHALLAX Night 1
    02. Nion
    03. Jester313 killed by HK-47 Night 6
    04. Fembot
    05. Plutonium murdered by The Syndicate Night 3 | Ressurected Night 4
    06. Bliss 101 killed by Green Guy Night 2
    07. DevoutlyApathetic, Champion of the Syndicate, killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 6
    08. Drez, The Red Robot, killed by The Syndicate Night 6
    09. Squashua killed by Vegetable Violator and A Toaster Night 6
    10. durax, The Green Robot, killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 7
    11. Saburbia killed by PHALLAX Night 7 | Ressurected Night 8
    12. TehSpectre killed by Phallax Night 5
    13. Grundlterror
    14. Niceguy Myeye
    15. FunkyWaltDogg killed by Vegetable Violator Night 1
    16. DamnedLibrarian killed by Domo Arigato Night 1 | Ressurected Night 2 | Killed by Green Guy Night 5
    17. iamtheaznman vigilanted by a rabid fan Night 4
    18. Last Son
    19. MrBallbaggins vigilanted by a rabid fan Night 8
    20. B:L killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 3
    21. thorgot, Champion of the Syndicate, killed by Domo Arigato Night 8
    22. PsychoCucumber, The White Robot, killed by The Syndicate Night 7
    23. amateurhour
    24. Oatway killed by The Syndicate Night 8
    25. Raakam
    26. jdarksun killed by PHALLAX Night 6
    27. cheez Junkyarded Night 6 | Ressurected Night 7
    28. Zerinan killed by A Toaster Night 1 | Ressurected Night 3 | Killed by Vegetable Violator and The Deus Ex Machine Night 4
    29. Typhus733 killed by PHALLAX Night 2
    30. Frosteey, Champion of the Syndicate, killed by HK-47 and Vegetable Violator Night 7
    31. the wook killed by A Toaster Night 4
    32. Zot killed by A Toaster Night 2
    33. McKid killed by Green Guy Night 1
    34. FreeAgent killed by Vegetable Violator Night 3
    35. Anaximander vigilanted by a rabid fan Night 8
    36. Gorilla Salad killed by Domo Arigato Night 2
    37. Ardor killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 5
    38. Aldo killed by Green Guy Night 3
    39. Unearthly Stew killed by Domo Arigato Night 3
    40. Locus murdered by The Syndicate Night 4
    41. Casual Eddy
    42. PRËTËNTIÖüS killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 1
    43. telcus killed by The Deus Ex Machine Night 2
    44. Xevo killed by the Dead Night 5
    45. Hylianbunny
    46. cj iwakura killed by PHALLAX Night 8
    47. MechMantis
    48. Qorzm
    49. Seriously killed by The Vegetable Violator Night 2

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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Clarifications:


    Who do I send my daily actions to? What about questions?
    Daily actions will be PMed to The Referee. Questions for the GM can be PMed to robothero.

    Can I make promotional images for my fighter?
    Yes, making promotional posters in photoshop and posting them here is acceptable, enjoyable and reccomended!

    How much money do I start off with?
    You start with the amount of money specified in the villager role PM unless stated otherwise in your specific role PM

    What the hell do we do with the money if we are a villager?
    bet some more! The more money your team wins, the more money your robot gets to help you win. you get a return on your bids if you win them.

    We don't get to vote to kill anyone, right?
    Correct. You bid and vote for an MC.

    Can I bet on both fighters?
    No.

    The Referee on
  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm scared of robots.

    Jester313 on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The only reasonable thing to do in a situation like this

    !vote PrecisionK.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Let's start this off gents:


    I !vote precisionk as God-Emperor and Master of Ceremonies!


    I will give you all matches unseen since THUNDERDOME!

    precisionk on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Two robots enter, one mechanic leaves

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    TODAYS MATCHES


    Vegetable Violator vs The Deus Ex Machine
    Domo Arigato vs PHALLAX
    A. Toaster vs HK-47 (N.V.)

    The Referee on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Clarification:


    So we all have money to some extent, so when we bet and win. What the hell do we do with the money if we are a villager? Do we donate it to our team or do we use it to buy something? I am confused on the money aspect, if you are a normal villager.

    precisionk on
  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Buy robot floozies, hookerbots, robot cars etc.


    The more money your team makes, the more money your robot gets to improve. The better the robot, the better chances you have on winning.

    The Referee on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    We don't get to vote to kill anyone, right? I am really at a loss here.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Nope. You bet on the fights and vote for an MC.

    The Referee on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !bid $900 that White defeats Yellow
    I !bid $300 that Toaster defeats Green
    I !bid $300 that Blue defeats Phallax


    I !vote Amateurhour to be the Master of Ceremonies, because we all know who the master is.... Who's the masta?

    27.jpg

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think you just bid every night on however many fights you want, in multiples of 100s. The ROBOT upgrades are listed up top (I think they're permanent?) and the player upgrades are listed on bottom - some are permanent, some are a one time deal. That's the way I'm understanding it...

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    All of the upgrades (non robot ones) are bought and handed out by the Master Financer. They can give them to whoever they want, or use them on whoever they want. So If the MF buys a seer, they could give you the ability to seer, or they could seer you.

    The Referee on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I !bet $200 that yellow wins from white
    I !bet $200 that PHALLAX beats blue
    and I !bet $200 that Green beats A. Toaster


    I bet PHALLAX looks like this good old piece of metal. image916131kb5.gif

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Thanks for being so prompt Ref!

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What? PK for MC? No way.

    If you want a good MC, you should take someone who's proven to be good with words.

    I elect CJ Iwakura to the MC stage.

    Ardor on
  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Couple more clarifications through PM... for future notice, PM robothero for clarifications, I won't be logging on this account except to update the OP.


    1. If you are a manager and have a question about bidding, PM me. I don't want to reveal mechanics.
    2. Life3 is the cohost, that is why he was attached to all of the role PMs.
    3. Check the clarifications post about how much money you have.

    The Referee on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    What? PK for MC? No way.

    If you want a good MC, you should take someone who's proven to be good with words.

    I elect CJ Iwakura to the MC stage.
    PK is so good with words that it hurts. :<

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    Also, those robots who haven't PMed me (robothero) names yet, please do so! You don't want to be known as the Yellow Fighter forever.

    Unknown User on
  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I too am good with words. Please, !vote Jester313 for Master of Ceremonies.

    I will bring chaos and calamity the likes of which have never been seen. These mighty metal monstrosities will make a macabre spectacle for all to enjoy.

    Women! Children! Tiny Ponies! All will enjoy every entertaining exchange!

    Blow by blow! Missile by missile! Chainsaw by chainsaw! Each battle more brutal than the one before!

    Jester313 on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sunday sunday SUNDAY!

    You'll be buying the whole seat but you will only need the edge!

    Something like that.

    Anyhow, one of those robots should be named GOD EMPEROR just for our amusement as we watch PK get beaten to a pulp on day 1.

    Ardor on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I demand the green robot to call himself Lean Mean Green Battle Machine.

    Oh and one should call himself Fruit Fucker. We're on PA, after all.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • life3life3 Registered User
    edited September 2007
    *a loudspeaker blares from an anonymous corner of the room*

    crrrksss Ladies and Gentlemen, while my attire is inappropriately casual, I assure you I am not a participant in the Championship bout...

    kssssshhh.....pop


    ((yeah I'm just here to help count and write some narration :D))

    life3 on
    HOW APPROPRIATE [URL="aim:goim?screenname=skullc0rp"]YOU[/URL] FIGHT LIKE A COW
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !PK for MC

    There's really no other sane choice.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I !bid $300 that Yellow beats White.
    I !bid $300 that Blue beats PHALLAX.
    I !bid $300 that A Toaster beats Green.


    I !vote Precisionk for MC

    Bliss 101 on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What's this about A.Toaster and PHALLAX? Does this mean they don't have player leaders? :lol:

    Oh, those are the names. Good names, guys, but let's see a Robohobo in there. ;-)

    B:L on
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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Now that I think about it, we could have a Gabe and a Tycho robot, then we can see who really wins! Due to the being on PA of course.

    Alternatively, we could have one robot named Robothero and everyone bets against it so it gets its ass kicked every night. I think that would be funny.
    !PK for MC

    There's really no other sane choice.

    .....

    Ardor on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !PK for MC

    There's really no other sane choice.

    B:L on
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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited September 2007
    PK for MC because he can't be evil this time.

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !PrecisionK for MC

    Insane? Maybe he's the only sane one among us!

    Plutonium on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    I am extremely curious as to how the networks are going to be built in this game, and I cant wait to see the bidding patterns, especially when the dead thread is introduced.

    Unknown User on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Can I place a side bet that somebody manages to kill Ardor somehow? :winky:

    :(

    Ardor on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    CRAP! I might have made a big mistake with one of the fanbases, I am going to shuffle some things around, so get ready for another wave of PMs



    noooooooo!

    Unknown User on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Day One reveal: I'm Ventrue Athanbot.

    Drez on
  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited September 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    CRAP! I might have made a big mistake with one of the fanbases, I am going to shuffle some things around, so get ready for another wave of PMs



    noooooooo!

    Oh shits! D:

    Fembot on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    ALL FANBASES HAVE BEEN REASSIGNED! PM's INCOMING SHORTLY!


    (this does not include specials)

    Unknown User on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    ALL FANBASES HAVE BEEN REASSIGNED! PM's INCOMING SHORTLY!


    (this does not include specials)

    All bets are off? :lol:

    B:L on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was going to put up a picture of Dean Vernon shouting "ROBOT HOUSE!!!!", but I fail at GIS. :(

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
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