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OH GOD I'M DOOMED
GABBO GABBO GABBO
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I just came home from work and my cats have both barfed in at least a dozen places.
It looks like that scene out of The Meaning Of Life, only a cat version.
The carpet shampooer just died on me and has to charge, how the hell am I supposed to get dried pools of vomit out of my hall carpet now?
It looks like that scene out of The Meaning Of Life, only a cat version.
The carpet shampooer just died on me and has to charge, how the hell am I supposed to get dried pools of vomit out of my hall carpet now?
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Jizz is an all purpose cleaner, dontch'a know?
ho ho ho i m funy
the cat throw up sound
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PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
It was way worse on the hardwood floors, but I'm scrubbing that shit up with clorox wipes.
Seriously, I grew up farming and this is gross even for me.
I went into the bathroom and one of them also managed to SHIT ON TOP OF THE LITTER BOX.
I gagged.
It's dried into the carpet.
if so this karma
if not
it reminds me of it.
I'd link you to the chatlog, but some cocksucker appears to have removed it.
It was an epic thread.
How can something so cute be so gross?
Who wants him?
The following puddle process has worked well for fifteen years on a cheap, light colored, Berber carpet:
1. Immediately scrape or spoon up as much of the puddle (solid and liquid) as possible. Avoid surface scrubbing as this will only drive the spew deeper into the carpet. All solids should be removed.
2. With a rag or slightly moist sponge, soak up as much of the remaining moisture as possible use a dabbing motion...no scrubbing allowed.
3. Once most of the liquid has been removed, begin a repetitive process of dabbing water on the spot with a wet sponge/cloth and then dabbing with a dry cloth or sponge to remove the water. The drying cloth/sponge will become damp, so be prepared to wring it out periodically. The goal is to get the spot fairly wet (but not excessively soppy) to flush the area and then dab away most of the water. Repeat two or three times as necessary.
4. At this point all traces of the incident may have disappeared and, following a final dab drying with a dry cloth, you are done. Avoid walking on the spot until it has air-dried.
5. If a stain is still visible, it's time for a commercial cleaner. There are many choices, so simply follow the directions on the bottle. Try to stay with the dabbing process and only resort to scrubbing when a vigorous shampooing is the necessary last resort.
6. Once done, check your cat to see if there are any signs of illness that require attention or if this was your routine healthy cat spew that we have all come to dread.
Try this maybe?
What about pyramid ale? That's all I have.
This is going to take a hundred years.
Oof.
We already know he pukes everywhere, why would we want him?
Throw in the carpet cleaner and you got a deal.
work for a whole day and probably puke a couple times and do a half assed job or go to the movies and drop $50 for a professional who probably cleans cat vomit every other day.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
How about I just throw in the other cat?
The Cat God also commands you keep shouting "DOG BLOOD FOR THE CAT GOD, DOG SKULLS FOR THE CAT THRONE!"
Then get to work on the carpet.
I can show you his poo on top of the litterbox.
It is not pretty.
I'm at my desk drinking up the courage to go in there, and the smell is creeping into my office even now.
She was a stray, and she cries for attention so often sometimes even when you are petting her god shut up gozer shut up