What sort of babies did you have for lunch?

PotU

Oh, you're beating disabled children.

Great job, man.

Faricazy

haha nice

Saph

PotU wrote: »

Oh, you're beating disabled children.

Great job, man.

To tell you the truth, disabled isn't what i'd call him. More like hindered.

Ask anyone in my family and they'll tell you how able he really is.

Back when he was younger he had an argument with his brother (which he lost) so to get him back, he said to his dad "Dad, he said I was born weird".

Skull Man

man my little sister is like 11 years younger than me and at this family thing a cousin of mine who's older than me was pushing her down whenever she'd try to stand and she's all crying and I just lay his ass out and I'm all wam wam wam wam and I'm all how big do you feel now you piece of shit

how big do you feel now

Faricazy

that's fucked skullman

you all have crazy cousins

Saph

Faricazy wrote: »

that's fucked skullman

you all have crazy cousins

Everyone has a crazy cousin.

'Cousin' and 'crazy' are synonymous.

Jordyn

My cousin who is 21 once threatened to have a baby so her rent in the low-income housing place she lived in would go down.

I sat there thinking, "you seriously cannot be that stupid."

Skull Man

Faricazy wrote: »

that's fucked skullman

you all have crazy cousins

second cousin, too

so it's like

I don't even know this asshole

Faricazy

mine aren't crazy

just peculiar

they're all girls though

Saph

Jordyn wrote: »

My cousin who is 21 once threatened to have a baby so her rent in the low-income housing place she lived in would go down.

I sat there thinking, "you seriously cannot be that stupid."

The cost of raising a child and the amount of time invested in such a task are irrelevant.

Skull Man

Faricazy wrote: »

mine aren't crazy

just peculiar

they're all girls though

ooh

Faricazy

i have to give an intro speech for com class later and im all kinds of nervous

what gives, self

Jordyn

speeches are the easiest thing ever.

World as Myth

I thought that said you had to give a speech for corn class

Jordyn

I remember corn class.

Faricazy

why would i give a speech for corn class

i'd just eat a cob

or two

or three

Zephyr

i haven't eaten all day and i just ate a butterfinger some starbursts cheese chips and dr pepper

epitome of healthy

Faricazy

finish it off with a nacho plate

Seta 3000

all my cousins are either in Denmark or are in Bumfuck, South Carolina

Meissnerd

Man my cousins live in Saskatchewan, where they actually have classes about corn

World as Myth

corn class is an easy A

BYToady

Faricazy wrote: »

why would i give a speech for corn class

i'd just eat a cob

or two

or three

I could eat corn on the cob all day long. Mmmmm

Meissnerd

I skipped corn class for broccoli class

Zephyr

i am so good at corn class

i take cornbread class

Faricazy

cornbread major

minor in flour

BYToady

You people are making me hungry.

Skull Man

World as Myth wrote: »

corn class is an easy A

maybe for librar-eh I'm sick of this

Jordyn

I wonder if we have any cookie mix or something...

Auntie Shibby

I just got done having some popcorn chicken.

I love living next to a gas station.

Faricazy

yeah i made myself hungry

not gonna eat for another four hours at least

Faricazy

dang

i thought i stuttered a bit during my speech but the professor said i did well

gah i hate speech

Kadith

speech is easy you queer

Faricazy

stop shaking, knee

STOP IT

STUPID BODY

Trillian

Meissnerd wrote: »

Man my cousins live in Saskatchewan, where they actually have classes about corn

My dad has a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan.
He knows everything about corn.

postman

Jordyn wrote: »

At our wedding, all the little kids wanted to fight me on the big inflatable joust thing.

They were lining up for me to hit them.

i know rage already said this, but this is all kinds of awesomeness...like rainbows before the gays took them...

Jordyn

Pretty much everything at our wedding involved awesomeness.

monsterror

I had thai food today.

Drunken noodles to be exact.

I think I need a milk enema to get the spices out of my bowels.

Meissnerd

Trillian wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Man my cousins live in Saskatchewan, where they actually have classes about corn

My dad has a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan.
He knows everything about corn.

A degree in agriculture. Isn't that just the most.

monsterror

Oh god why am I eating my leftovers.

nyam nyam nyam

As7

Burritos from a van.




....you think I'm kidding!