What sort of babies did you have for lunch?

Graves

I, for some reason, was handing a friend of mine some almonds and calling them our babies, naming each one until we had like 20.

Then I ate them when she went to the bathroom.

Am I crazy, guys?

Agent Vesago

I'm teaching my roommates kids to say "Fuck you" and flip the bird.

PotU

Damn, Graves, why you gotta be hatin' on the blacks?

Graves

They started it.

Agent Vesago

That doesn't mean you have to finish it.

Spectre-x

Jordyn wrote: »

Spectre, I fucking guarantee you that when you were two, you walked too fucking slow.

And probably right in front of me as I'm trying to leave the goddamn Target, just like every other child in the entire world.

No I never walked too slow. Ever. I have always been an excellent, speedy walker.

Framling

Riggs Blitzkrieg

I had nothing for breakfast and I better get the hell out of the office in time to go get lunch because god damnit im going to be pissed if I don't

potatoe

so i had a $5 off coupon for a grinder at a local pizza and grinder shop, so i went and grabbed one to go

i ordered a reuben, and was really looking forward to it

i got home, opened the box, and it was not a reuben by any stretch
it was the beginning of a reuben, it had the corned beef and swiss, but they forgot everything else
no sauerkraut, no dressing

it was a letdown

i would have brought it back to have them fix it, but it's a 5 minute drive and dammit i hadn't eaten in 18 hours, i was hungry

Faricazy

dang

if i don't eat for 18 hours i would probably start eating nearby people

potatoe

i go monday wednesday friday like that
class from 9 to 2, and i don't make time for breakfast