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"whatever floats your boat" :

AbsoluteHeroAbsoluteHero __BANNED USERS regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
ok, recently during one of my many drunken sessions with friends, we came up with a game called "whatever floats your boat".
Basically you have to think of a variation on "float your boat", using "<verb> your <noun>". Lets see how crazy we can get, and how many we get. The only rule is that the two words have to, if not rhyme, at least sound linguistically similar.

I'll start off a few that we came up with.

-"whatever fucks your phallus"
-"whatever craps your scraps"

go nuts :P

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hate Floats

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dang, I never thought it would be like this! A guy is rocking my can!

    Javen on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever dabs your scabs
    Whatever rocks your cock

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever coxdix your lols

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever locks your thread

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever Snakes Your Plane.

    Wait, shit.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever tickles your pickle.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever tickles your pickle.
    ewww

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My boat floats on the tears of the innocent.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    FreddyD wrote: »
    Whatever tickles your pickle.
    ewww

    Don't hate.

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  • AbsoluteHeroAbsoluteHero __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever cuddles your puddles.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever tapes your grapes.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm sorry little dude

    I'm sorry that I straight up roasted your ding dong

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever diddles your middle.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "Whatever peels your banana lady" - The Big Green

    Whatever bombs your mom.

    Yeah I can't really get into this.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever clicks your sticks.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever sucks your cock

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever bastes your turkey

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever serves your cervix.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever bums your mum


    you know what I'm saying?

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever figs your ginger?

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever twangs your wang.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever tickles your pickle

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever fucks your ass

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever rapes your grapes.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever fucks your ass

    Yummy.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm batman.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever slams your clam

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever gives herpes to your unborn child

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever forks your pork.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever fucks your ducks.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever butters your biscuits.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever hams your movies

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    op is one WACKY MOTHERFUCKER heh a lil too crazy for me though maybe...

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    whatever makes your new food thread

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever bakes your cake.

    Damn, I'm getting hungry.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whatever licks your.........popscicle.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    seriously this is getting wacky up ins

    guys i need a breather

    stop postin for a bit okay

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    seriously this is getting wacky up ins

    guys i need a breather

    stop postin for a bit okay

    sure dude


    whatever stinks your pink

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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