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augustwhere you come from is goneRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
Groo 25th Anniversary Special 1st page.
Sergio and Mark are talking to each other in Mark's office:
Sergio: Mark! Am so excited we do new Groo comics! Why we not do any for long while?
Mark: Some of us have real jobs.
Sergio: Even better is this is another number one issue! This got to be number one number twenty or thirty!
Mark: How do you figure that?
Sergio: Number one number one published by Pacific Comics before they go out of business! Then number one number two from Eclipse Comics before they go out of business! Then Groo number one number three from Epic comics, and it take a long time for us to ruin Epic Comics! It take TEN YEARS! Then number one number four come from Image Comics! They still in business?
Considering how smart Start is, what made him think he had a chance against a god? Ever?
Well, like Thor said, he never took it to the limit before. Iron Man is pretty fucking powerful now, and he sort of continually gets better as he makes modifications to the suit. Plus, you know, he actually has superpowers of his own now without the suit, and both of those combined make him rather hardcore.
Just not thunder god hardcore, apparently.
So yeah, Thor was holyshit awesome, Nova 6 was the saddest thing ever, Search for Ray Palmer was neat, and Daredevil was intense.
"So...uh..Thor? Howsabout I bend the rules, since you're, y'know, my bestest buddy!"
"I thought Steve Rogers was your 'Bestest Buddy'...?"
"Long story...Anyway, howsabout I go ahead and say Asgard's just an embassy? That work?"
That scene is awesome if you imagine Tony trying his best not to stammer in fear.
Also:
"My armor is fried. How do you expect me to get back to base?"
"...
"So...uh..Thor? Howsabout I bend the rules, since you're, y'know, my bestest buddy!"
"I thought Steve Rogers was your 'Bestest Buddy'...?"
"Long story...Anyway, howsabout I go ahead and say Asgard's just an embassy? That work?"
That scene is awesome if you imagine Tony trying his best not to stammer in fear.
Also:
"My armor is fried. How do you expect me to get back to base?"
"...
Id go with Nova I suppose. Return of Drax and the ending with Ko-Rel was just too good for me.
Thor fight was awesome, but JMS's writing was terrible for everything else. Completely vilifies Tony and turns him into a government strawman that just tows the line compared to all his other appearances and general stance on registration. This is nothing like the man that JMS, just last week, wrote as helping out his friend Peter, even though he is still technically a criminal, laid a beat down on him that night and betrayed him during Civil War. The Heimdall reveal at the end was probably the only decent story progression featured in the issue.
augustwhere you come from is goneRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
I think I'd be a pretty big fan of JMS if he cut out about half his text. Or all the non-dialog text. I dunno. Show don't tell, motherfucker.
Thor was pretty good, but at the same time it smacked of fanservice. The only thing is if they really wanted Tony to be morally ambiguous, a lot of the shit he's done is just extraneous and unbalanced. Like the Thor clone. It's stupid and distasteful and nonsensical. There was no reason to do it. So he deserved to get his shit wrecked. But I didn't really enjoy reading it.
Man, this was just a quality week all around. It's the first time every comic I read had a moment of the week.
X-Factor
Pietro: I GOTS U NOW LAYLA MY NEMESIS
Layla: Oh shits, look behind you.
Pietro: WUT? OH SHI-
WHAM!
Trials of Shazam
Freddy trying to be Atlas and getting crushed under the pressure.
Freddy: "How long was I out? Three months?"
Captain Marvel: More like three minutes.
Nova
That fucking ending. God damn it, Ko-Rel was so awesome, only to get knifed when she showed her humanity. Also, the return of Drax and Rich is clearly still kicking inside his Phalanx infected mind. Hell, didn't Gamorra sorta give away the Phalanx's weakness?
Heroes for Hire: Humbug is a cold-blooded motherfucker. At the same time, I smell a double cross. And Misty summed up their situation pretty well: We're the Heroes for Hire. Why the fuck are we on a fucking spaceship?
Ultimate Power
Thor beating the shit out of Hyperion and Zarda, the reveal of all the double-crossing shit, Reed outsmarting Emil Burbank. Hell, that alone would've made the issue for me. Then they throw in the motherfucking CLASSIC Squadron Supreme. It's ON.
Green Lantern
Lots of great stuff. How the fuck did Ion and the Lost Lanterns get away from the Anti-Monitor? Hal cutting loose with the yellow rings. Also, that last splash page was beautiful.
Welcome to Tranquility: the whole issue, pretty much. Super powered zombies, lots of details that really fill out the back story, and of course an analogue of Captain Marvel putting the smack down on flesh eating zombies. Why the fuck aren't you guys reading this book?
"So...uh..Thor? Howsabout I bend the rules, since you're, y'know, my bestest buddy!"
"I thought Steve Rogers was your 'Bestest Buddy'...?"
"Long story...Anyway, howsabout I go ahead and say Asgard's just an embassy? That work?"
That scene is awesome if you imagine Tony trying his best not to stammer in fear.
Also:
"My armor is fried. How do you expect me to get back to base?"
"...
Walk."
Or call in a chopper you cheap bastard.
With what? His EMP resistant cell phone?
Thor #3 was awesome. Not managed to get hold of ultimate power yet, worth reading?
"So...uh..Thor? Howsabout I bend the rules, since you're, y'know, my bestest buddy!"
"I thought Steve Rogers was your 'Bestest Buddy'...?"
"Long story...Anyway, howsabout I go ahead and say Asgard's just an embassy? That work?"
That scene is awesome if you imagine Tony trying his best not to stammer in fear.
Also:
"My armor is fried. How do you expect me to get back to base?"
"...
Walk."
Or call in a chopper you cheap bastard.
With what? His EMP resistant cell phone?
Thor #3 was awesome. Not managed to get hold of ultimate power yet, worth reading?
Or a pay phone. He has extremis. He can hook into satellites and shiznit and at the minimum, override the 10 cent charge for a pay phone.
That issue of Thor will single handedly dedicate me as a Thor reader. Wow, is there anyone in the Marvel Universe that isn't going to be beating Tony's ass before 2008?
weenus on
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Hooraydiation wrote: And I don't care how distraught you are. It's just impolite to shoot yourself when someone has their dick inside you.
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Thor whoop ass. Moment of the week.
Countdown
Search for Ray Palmer
JLA Wedding Special
Booster Gold
the last two being fucking awesome
the latter being so fucking awesome
Man.
Yeah.
I'm actually not sure what's going on there. I don't know who any of these people are.
How is the phalanx
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Are you really questioning the comic book space magic?
Sergio: Mark! Am so excited we do new Groo comics! Why we not do any for long while?
Mark: Some of us have real jobs.
Sergio: Even better is this is another number one issue! This got to be number one number twenty or thirty!
Mark: How do you figure that?
Sergio: Number one number one published by Pacific Comics before they go out of business! Then number one number two from Eclipse Comics before they go out of business! Then Groo number one number three from Epic comics, and it take a long time for us to ruin Epic Comics! It take TEN YEARS! Then number one number four come from Image Comics! They still in business?
Mark: Yes.
Sergio: Well, give it time!
SCREENS! i need screens man! i need screens! help a brother get his fix huh? c'mon. SCREEEEEEEENS!!!!!!
/end lunacy
Just not thunder god hardcore, apparently.
So yeah, Thor was holyshit awesome, Nova 6 was the saddest thing ever, Search for Ray Palmer was neat, and Daredevil was intense.
"I thought Steve Rogers was your 'Bestest Buddy'...?"
"Long story...Anyway, howsabout I go ahead and say Asgard's just an embassy? That work?"
Also:
"My armor is fried. How do you expect me to get back to base?"
"...
It's like an editorial mandate that all issues revolving around the war end with a mantastic splash page.
PSN: OrneryRooster
Or call in a chopper you cheap bastard.
i think i need to start working corners so i can buy this comic.
hmm... forgot about him.
Who the hell thought that would sell out?
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PSN: OrneryRooster
Thor fight was awesome, but JMS's writing was terrible for everything else. Completely vilifies Tony and turns him into a government strawman that just tows the line compared to all his other appearances and general stance on registration. This is nothing like the man that JMS, just last week, wrote as helping out his friend Peter, even though he is still technically a criminal, laid a beat down on him that night and betrayed him during Civil War. The Heimdall reveal at the end was probably the only decent story progression featured in the issue.
Thor was pretty good, but at the same time it smacked of fanservice. The only thing is if they really wanted Tony to be morally ambiguous, a lot of the shit he's done is just extraneous and unbalanced. Like the Thor clone. It's stupid and distasteful and nonsensical. There was no reason to do it. So he deserved to get his shit wrecked. But I didn't really enjoy reading it.
X-Factor
Layla: Oh shits, look behind you.
Pietro: WUT? OH SHI-
WHAM!
Trials of Shazam
Freddy: "How long was I out? Three months?"
Captain Marvel: More like three minutes.
Nova
Heroes for Hire: Humbug is a cold-blooded motherfucker. At the same time, I smell a double cross. And Misty summed up their situation pretty well: We're the Heroes for Hire. Why the fuck are we on a fucking spaceship?
Ultimate Power
Green Lantern
Welcome to Tranquility: the whole issue, pretty much. Super powered zombies, lots of details that really fill out the back story, and of course an analogue of Captain Marvel putting the smack down on flesh eating zombies. Why the fuck aren't you guys reading this book?
The Hawkeye-as-Captain America bit was nice.
"Okay, keep going."
"But wait, doesn't that mean that you-"
"KEEP GOING!"
Dr 13.
So awesome.
And the obi wan A'shard fight from legacy.
and
Awesome
It was cool to see them, but it felt kind of like an annoyed counter attack to the argument put forward in Dr. 13.
eh...
With what? His EMP resistant cell phone?
Thor #3 was awesome. Not managed to get hold of ultimate power yet, worth reading?
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
Or a pay phone. He has extremis. He can hook into satellites and shiznit and at the minimum, override the 10 cent charge for a pay phone.
Hooraydiation wrote: And I don't care how distraught you are. It's just impolite to shoot yourself when someone has their dick inside you.