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My dog is a raptor

ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
A tale...

So not 5 minutes ago, I am in my room surfing the internet when I hear a large boom/clatter downstairs. So I quickly escape my dark room, knowing the devious acts my 12 year old cocker spaniel can and has done. After a brisk walk I find myself in the kitchen viewing Molly, the mentioned canine, attempting to devour a loaf of bread. Grabbing the bread away from her grasp I put it on the counter.

Turning around I saw a sight which marveled me into awe. A lone soup can was on the ground, this what the item which must of made the commotion but that was not all. Near it were boxes set up in a variation which resembled a staircase. Remembering the bread being on the third level of our food pantry, a good 3-4 feet above my dog.

I have been terrified...

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Put it down before it kills you in your sleep.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Clever Girl?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Your dog is not a bird.
    I'm glad I'm not the only person to immediately think this.

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    TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dogs can be birds. But birds don't need stairs. No, this is all wrong.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Topia wrote: »
    Dogs can be birds. But birds don't need stairs. No, this is all wrong.

    Not all birds can fly, ergo some birds require stairs.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I read this as My Dog is a Rapist.

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    TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Woah. My mind id blown.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited September 2007
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited September 2007
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    edited September 2007
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I need your guys advice, what should I do to prevent these clever and cunning tactics at my precious loafs of bread?

    Caged area with electric fences???

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Now, stack all the items and put delicious bacon where the bread was, lets see if she can do it again.

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    TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raptors are eight feet tall. They don't need stairs. I swear.

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wait, can't they open doors though?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    wait, can't they open doors though?

    Indeed they can. I had a 10 minute discussion with my highschool German teacher on why she should pick door knobs over the door handles used in Jurassic Park for her knew home. Everyone in the class laughed and mocked me.

    It's just good measure!

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    haha. cocker

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    we used to keep our old smallish labrador ( maybe about 50cm high) out on the balcony and one time we came home and he had climbed straight up onto a table about 1.5metres high then broken through a flyscreen to get through a window into the kitchen

    must have been a tough climb because the table was attached straight to the wall, nothin next to it and it didnt even have legs, and even though the dog was alright the kitchen table had bloody pawprints across it

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    StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My other dog is a porsche.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Alright, this one's over.
    Such devastation.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    spaniels will do anything for food

    one time i was making a sandwich, i turned around for two seconds to put away the bread and the damn dog leapt twice his height to snatch the fucking sandwich off the bench. i turned around and it was just gone, and the dog was on the floor choking himself to get the shit down as quickly as possible. when he saw that i'd noticed he just kind of stopped and looked very guilty

    dumb dog

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    this what the item which must of made

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This thread was pretty disappointing.

    Needs dog pictures.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    This thread was pretty disappointing.

    Needs dog pictures.
    Did you not see the Irish man-dog?

    Look at the little guy. All standing there. Looking disapproving.

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Topia wrote: »
    Raptors are eight feet tall. They don't need stairs. I swear.

    No they're not. And don't swear, it's not nice.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    This thread was pretty disappointing.

    Needs dog pictures.
    Did you not see the Irish man-dog?

    Look at the little guy. All standing there. Looking disapproving.

    we need pictures of this supposed raptor-dog.



    in fact, that's what i came in here expecting to see. for shame, OP, for shame.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Mayday wrote: »
    Topia wrote: »
    Raptors are eight feet tall. They don't need stairs. I swear.

    No they're not. And don't swear, it's not nice.
    true, they're not

    and shut the fuck up

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mayday wrote: »
    Topia wrote: »
    Raptors are eight feet tall. They don't need stairs. I swear.

    No they're not. And don't swear, it's not nice.
    true, they're not

    and shut the fuck up

    Damn, that was harsh Dru. Did he step on your lawn?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mayday wrote: »
    Topia wrote: »
    Raptors are eight feet tall. They don't need stairs. I swear.

    No they're not. And don't swear, it's not nice.
    true, they're not

    and shut the fuck up

    Damn, that was harsh Dru. Did he step on your lawn?
    hey
    HEY

    I'm young at heart!

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mayday wrote: »
    Topia wrote: »
    Raptors are eight feet tall. They don't need stairs. I swear.

    No they're not. And don't swear, it's not nice.
    true, they're not

    and shut the fuck up

    Damn, that was harsh Dru. Did he step on your lawn?


    He was probably listening to loud music too.

    And cursing.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I am listening to the Pixies right now.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I am listening to the Pixies right now.

    Are you wondering where the tune is?

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    Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I am listening to the Pixies right now.

    ....

    Colin Hay.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mayday wrote: »
    Topia wrote: »
    Raptors are eight feet tall. They don't need stairs. I swear.

    No they're not. And don't swear, it's not nice.
    true, they're not

    and shut the fuck up

    Damn, that was harsh Dru. Did he step on your lawn?


    He was probably listening to loud music too.

    And cursing.

    Crazy Ol' Man Druhim standing in his bathrobe and slippers on the front stoop, shaking his fist, and hoping today is the day his liver finally kicks out and ends it all.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Now I am listening to The Cult.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I bet he said "Dag Nabbit".

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