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My uvula is swollen and throbbing. (NSF not kinda gross mouths)

Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
This is a normal sized uvula

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This is my mouth.

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Anyone else ever have their tonsils out at an older age? It sucks.

No I don't.
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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my mouth is

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Well that's horrifying.

    Gargle some warm salt water

    Rage on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i thought the uvula was a myth?

    potatoe on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    gargle some sulfuric acid

    Wren on
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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i thought the uvula was a myth?

    That's the female orgasm.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Eh, I've tried that. I just had my tonsils taken out yesterday.

    But it is rather disturbing to have a uvula that's as big around as a hotdog and can lay on your tongue all the way up to your back teeth.

    It is, however, nice to have 750mg tablets of vicodin laying around so you don't feel anything.

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    No I don't.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited September 2007
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  • WeeSneakWeeSneak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yeah it does kinda suck. They say you get to eat ice cream and stuff but just remember
    THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS!

    Its all crisps and rough food, to toughen up your throat again. Lying in bed is alright most of the day, but then the doctor brougt over all these hot trainee nurses who all had to look down my throat, they all seemed pretty nice till i coughed on one of them.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    This is a normal sized uvula


    ouch2.jpg

    What is that unnatural coating all fucking over your mouth? It is not saliva I'm sure.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    NICE CAVITIES, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH

    teefs, i brush my teeth at least 2 times daily, and i have 6 fillings

    it's not all about brushing your teef

    i, for example, have holey enamel

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    This is a normal sized uvula


    ouch2.jpg

    What is that unnatural coating all fucking over your mouth? It is not saliva I'm sure.

    That's from them [SIZE=-1]cotorizing[/SIZE] the wound where my tonsils used to be.

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    No I don't.
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    When you kiss [strike]your drunk, passed out mother[/strike] girls, do the extremely high unsanitary conditions you're introducing to their bodies cause them to burst into flame?

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    NICE CAVITIES, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH

    Those are fillings, not cavities.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nice fillings, brush your teeth.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    NICE CAVITIES, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH

    Those are fillings, not cavities.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what the hell, you got rabies or something?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have seen too much porn everytime I see a mouth wide open like that I assume a cock is about to go down it.

    As far as your huge whatever the fuck, jesus.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Also God you seem uglier than most when viewed from that angle.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You guys are racist against people who have fillings

    racist

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what's with the white stuff at the back

    those aren't teeth are they

    they look too flat

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Also God you are uglier than most when viewed from that angle.

    It's not just that angle.

    Anyone else have any kinda gross medical related pictures of themselves? Make me feel better about being a gross gross of grossness?

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    You guys are racist against people who have fillings

    racist

    But fillings are a lifestyle choice.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    what's with the white stuff at the back

    those aren't teeth are they

    they look too flat

    Cotorizing. You know, to stop the bleeding from where my tonsils used to be.

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    No I don't.
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    I have seen too much porn everytime I see a mouth wide open like that I assume a cock is about to go down it.

    As far as your huge whatever the fuck, jesus.

    Speaking of porn, the day I open a restaurant it will go down in history as 'the opening of the Misty Beethoven'.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I had my tonsils taken out last year.

    Get medicine soon. I almost died from the swelling in my throat, man.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    what's with the white stuff at the back

    those aren't teeth are they

    they look too flat

    Cotorizing. You know, to stop the bleeding from where my tonsils used to be.

    cauterize.

    Bergy on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I have seen too much porn everytime I see a mouth wide open like that I assume a cock is about to go down it.

    As far as your huge whatever the fuck, jesus.

    Speaking of porn, the day I open a restaurant it will go down in history as 'the opening of the Misty Beethoven'.

    Nah Misty Beethoven opens hourly. She's had so many loads shot in her, her vagoo is like a grilled cheese sandwhich.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Shut up this is the best joke I've ever thought up and it might even lead to my fucking career!

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My uvula is the size of China's clit.

    And damnit.... cauterizing. I thought I was doing so well with spelling all the medical terms correctly. :(

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    No I don't.
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my mouth is so healthy

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my throat is sore

    i think i'm getting sick

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Before getting them out, my tonsils were swelling up so big that they were touching my uvula. And it wasn't swollen at all.

    IT WAS FUN!

    And to Bergy, what type of medicine would help with the swelling? I've just been trying smoothies and other really cold stuff.

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    No I don't.
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My mouth is perfectly healthy right now.

    Although I had a tonsilith recently which was gross.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    When you kiss [strike]your drunk, passed out mother[/strike] girls, do the extremely high unsanitary conditions you're introducing to their bodies cause them to burst into flame?

    Hello Larlar.

    I just called.

    to say.

    I love you.

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  • Jareth the Goblin KingJareth the Goblin King Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what type of medicine would help with the swelling? I've just been trying smoothies and other really cold stuff.

    dongs

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what type of medicine would help with the swelling? I've just been trying smoothies and other really cold stuff.

    Take a handful of vicodin and a few shots of whiskey and call me with directions to your house right before you pass out.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I had to get 1000mg amoxicillian

    HUGE pills

    it worked though

    one night i choked on my tonsil in my sleep

    it was awful

    luckily i got the medicine that day so i was able to get through the night with a bit of caution and i started feeling better the next day.

    tonsils suck.

    Bergy on
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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Goodness gracious

    I had this happen once when I got sick

    The ol' uvula got so big it felt like I was going to swallow it

    Constant gaggin'

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