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Have a couple grand?

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
like... 5?

have a week you aren't doing anything with?


FUCKING GO TO THE BAHAMAS



Ohh God doggies. It was awesome. Sandals Royal Bahamanian Resort.
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and this is the "mid-range" part of the resort
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This is half of our suite. "The Royal Windsor Deluxe". We were quite literally.... 30 feet from the ocean.


It was absolutely amazing. I'm hoping once I have a couple days, I can get some of our pictures uploaded. I think out of 5 days... I was sober maybe.... 9 hours. Our butlers would do anything for us. Shamal brought me a 6 pack and a steak at 10pm. Vincent found out we liked the croissonts at a particular restaraunt, so the next morning he brought us a basket of them.

They spread rose petals on the bed.

They folded our robes and towels to look like swans and horses and elephants.

They opened the Spa at 1am so Summer could get some lotion.

Do not ever, ever, EVER go to a Sandals without paying for the Butler level service.


Motherfuckers never let my bottle of Absolut go empty. They folded our clothes and setup our room service trays.

That son of a bitch brought me a burger at 2am. I was burgin' and he was all "be right there". Boom.


So I had an awesome week. What did I miss here?

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    Does your suite come with those two people in it?

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Did your suite come with the charming couple chatting in the corner?

    EDIT: FUCK YOU LARLAR

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that actually sounds like a reasonable price for all that

    i'm jealous

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Does your suite come with those two people in it?

    I would be moderately disappointed if it didn't.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh, that place is much too pretty for me.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    nothing is too pretty for you

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That sounds pretty kickass stale. I'll consider taking my next girlfriend/wife there for a honeymoon or vacation.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm much too pretty for that place.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I am so glad you had such a great time before your imminent death.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i dislike the sun and alcohol
    should i still go?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If Canadians are exposed to more than 2 hours of sunlight we grow fangs and lose our hair, then dig a burrow which we inhabit for the rest of our lives.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully, you can sit in your room and post for a lot less than it would cost to post from the bahamas

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    No Teefs, I think he has you beat.

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    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    And there are so many

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    thats true
    actually my new apartment?
    i look outside and see the ocean :3
    i am on ze beach
    okay, one block from
    BUT STILL.
    ...and i can post and not burn a horrible fiery death

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Although, 2 am burgers sounds mighty fine

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    And there are so many

    jealous, are we

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd much rather go to Sandals Jamaica. It's all inclusive, and you know what that means.

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    No I don't.
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    And there are so many

    I can think of like, 50 right now

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    And there are so many

    jealous, are we

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    #1: Neckbeards

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    It's actually not a good reason to skip PAX, because I offered to pay for him to go knowing he had spent all of his money on this.

    Because Stale is awesome, you see.

    TDL on
    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    And there are so many

    jealous, are we

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    I thought of you when I was there

    when i met Tossrock

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    next year we will all smother him with hugs and that will be the death of him

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    TresstheFoolTresstheFool Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I prefer Disney World. The mouse, he loves me.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Damn you and your money.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    No Teefs, I think he has you beat.

    indeed

    From my bed I overlooked the cay and the pier.

    From my balcony I overlooked the pool deck and beach.



    and no one under 21 for miles

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    And there are so many

    jealous, are we

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    I thought of you when I was there

    when i met Tossrock

    Tossrock is a poor substitute for me, I don't care what Neville says

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    but PAX came with such charming people!

    (also you)

    :3

    edit: I don't know, Tossrock might be a BETTER version. Maybe you're just a substitute for him?
    :o

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I am pooooorrr.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Did your suite come with the charming couple chatting in the corner?

    EDIT: FUCK YOU LARLAR

    THUNDERD'OWNED

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wow larlar
    just ... just wow

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sounds like a good reason to not go to PAX

    It's actually not a good reason to skip PAX, because I offered to pay for him to go knowing he had spent all of his money on this.

    Because Stale is awesome, you see.

    <3<3<3

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Was the 5 grand for the both of you?

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    BUT YOU DIDN'T COME, FAGGOT!

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    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    PAX PAX PAX

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